Can you remember the worst or most embarrassing time you ever had one or worst place you ever got on at? For me it was back in highschool. I used to wear shirts that would covwer mt crouch and got away with it until I managed to get my mind off of it and onto something else. One time a female friend suprise hugged me and felt it and asked "feeling good?" Then she started laughing. So what was your worst?
never had a worst
I'm proud of all mine ..... and must of the time I like to show them off ...................... with a replica of louisville slugger its unwise to keep something like that sheathed
I'm proud of all mine ..... and must of the time I like to show them off ...................... with a replica of louisville slugger its unwise to keep something like that sheathed
Noone has ever noticed...
this thread makes me lol.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
whatEifa wrote:
this thread makes me lol.
no erection stories ?????
Never had a large hadron in public, I'm difficult to arouse.
Which is why I never wear gym pants, even at home.
being a female has it's benefitsSEREMAKER wrote:
whatEifa wrote:
this thread makes me lol.
no erection stories ?????
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
just be glad she doesntSEREMAKER wrote:
whatEifa wrote:
this thread makes me lol.
no erection stories ?????
I always get them in the last 10 minutes of a car/train journey, and try to think of anything but that...and end up only being able to think of it. Annoying shit.
Nah not really. If I get one I can easily focus on something else and it'll go away in a few minutes if I don't bother it.
If that fails I will tuck my penis into my belt line area (lol) for a few minutes and wait till I'm in a secure location or just wait until my penis goes limp due to a messed up blood flow. Problem solved.
If that fails I will tuck my penis into my belt line area (lol) for a few minutes and wait till I'm in a secure location or just wait until my penis goes limp due to a messed up blood flow. Problem solved.
Yeah i know what you mean, like in the last 5 minutes of a lesson and you panic.JakAttaK wrote:
I always get them in the last 10 minutes of a car/train journey, and try to think of anything but that...and end up only being able to think of it. Annoying shit.
A large hadron?Ioan92 wrote:
Never had a large hadron in public, I'm difficult to arouse.
Careful not to collide with that shit - could end the world and create black holes and all that....
every time i log in.
Damn yeah I get those random things every now and then. Always during school though DAMN IT! So I make sure I always wear shirts that go down to my crotch. It's never strong enough to actually point up, just kind of push out a little, sometimes I'll quickly pull it up and get it nice and against my belly so it doesn't show.
Why the hell do you get these random erections? It's so damn annoying!
Why the hell do you get these random erections? It's so damn annoying!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Don't worry, I'm not gay.Bertster7 wrote:
A large hadron?Ioan92 wrote:
Never had a large hadron in public, I'm difficult to arouse.
Careful not to collide with that shit - could end the world and create black holes and all that....
tuck that bish into your belt line.
its completely natural to want to experiment
Haha, I've had that before.JakAttaK wrote:
I always get them in the last 10 minutes of a car/train journey, and try to think of anything but that...and end up only being able to think of it. Annoying shit.
lol, same. +1 I thought I was teh only one.JakAttaK wrote:
I always get them in the last 10 minutes of a car/train journey, and try to think of anything but that...and end up only being able to think of it. Annoying shit.
edit, Sere is right though. Be proud of your boners gents. Let them protrude in front of you, chicks dig confidence and if they see you walking around dick a pointing forward; they're gonna say "hey, he doesnt give a fuck what peopel think..." and "damn, i want to suck that shit!"... Mass pussy will entail.
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mr burnzz sir.. i suggest you go see a doctor.burnzz wrote:
every time i log in.
you might have a problem.
i mean, i know Seremaker is hawt and all but...
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.
androoz wrote:
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.
watandrooz wrote:
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.
?Ioan92 wrote:
androoz wrote:
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.