ok now youz trollin
this is awsmandrooz wrote:
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.
I knew a guy who would just go to the WC and jack off.
I also get a hardon when in cars or trains, and you can NEVER get rid of those EVER!
I also get a hardon when in cars or trains, and you can NEVER get rid of those EVER!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
who?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
ok now youz trollin
because im being serious. i always used to be toward the back of the class, not near a door or anything so it was fine. and i had a few hot girls in front of me.
that's hardcoreandrooz wrote:
when i was in class though i would use spit as a lube and rub one out really fast whilst covering myself with a school bag, therefore causing my erection to die down since i would be relieved and i would get up and pretend im blowing my nose with a kleenex.
Baba Booey
I need that picture of the asian with a bearmode arm on a skinny body.
Massive? I wish...
When you really need a piss.
That's the worst time.
That's the worst time.
in the morning when you wake up and everyone is in the house
Was "playing" with my girlfriend when the call for lunch went sounding through the house. Had to tuck that fucker away under my belt and it persisted till almost the end of the meal
Yeah this, I usually lie on my front or side facing the wall when somebody tries to pull the covers off if I've overslept.Kez wrote:
in the morning when you wake up and everyone is in the house
Definitely this. And when you go to the toilet you piss all over the seat.Kez wrote:
in the morning when you wake up and everyone is in the house
i get a boner every morning, thats how i wake up
but me and my ex were cuddling and i got a massive boner lol
but me and my ex were cuddling and i got a massive boner lol
how's the last part bad lol.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i get a boner every morning, thats how i wake up
but me and my ex were cuddling and i got a massive boner lol
its either all over the seat or wait for your boner to go downMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Definitely this. And when you go to the toilet you piss all over the seat.Kez wrote:
in the morning when you wake up and everyone is in the house
and sometimes, there's simply no time!
i dunno lolandrooz wrote:
how's the last part bad lol.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i get a boner every morning, thats how i wake up
but me and my ex were cuddling and i got a massive boner lol
jungle is massive
sometimes i have to piss like a girl in the morning, lol. sit and point it directly down whilst leaning forwardMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Definitely this. And when you go to the toilet you piss all over the seat.Kez wrote:
in the morning when you wake up and everyone is in the house
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"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I usually chill around in the toilet waiting for it to relax, like brush my teeth/wash my face.
OT, the worst boners are the ones which happen in class, and always during boring lessons.
OT, the worst boners are the ones which happen in class, and always during boring lessons.
It's always funnies when you wake up with the good oul 'Morning Wood/Glory' and your mum walks in and tells you to get up, you say no, she turns on light, opens window, pulls off duvet...
...
...
"Fuck off ma!"
" WHAT IS THAT?"
"that would be my massive erection, thx&cy@"
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...
"Fuck off ma!"
" WHAT IS THAT?"
"that would be my massive erection, thx&cy@"
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I try and get them in lectures/used to in school lessons, bit of risk and all that. Then just tuck it up during the last 5 mins or so and all is fine.
I've learned to counter the sneak-attack boner by thinking about Mr. Potato Head. He's just the least sexy thing I know, and to keep myself focused I imagine him in all different kinds of configurations.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.
fun times
fun times
Did you have teams of two and did it involve blowing each other in order for the team to win?>rush.Durex wrote:
I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.
fun times
all guys school right?>rush.Durex wrote:
I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.
fun times