How much do you get laid?

2010-02-06 09:34:07

#126

>rush.Durex: Banned; +38|5619

JakAttaK wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
.Sup wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
Sonder mate you didn't have too. All the haters are prolly virgins.

Sex in roughly ~ 1 hour.

yay

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … 172417.jpg
How can you know for sure?
Well, I can't. But there's nobody home. My rooms clean and I got the candles all set up. Im brining here out for dinner round half 7, she's gotta show some appreciation

JakAttaK wrote:

Isn't Orlaith the girl from BB who got her tits out a lot?
BB?
Big Brother. Like 3-4 years ago.

Dunno, I don't watch that shit.

Orlaith is the Irish name of Orla. Pronounced the same.

2010-02-06 09:42:18

#127

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6285|00770

>rush.Durex wrote:
.Sup wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
Sonder mate you didn't have too. All the haters are prolly virgins.

Sex in roughly ~ 1 hour.

yay

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … 172417.jpg
How can you know for sure?
Well, I can't. But there's nobody home. My rooms clean and I got the candles all set up. Im brining here out for dinner round half 7, she's gotta show some appreciation

JakAttaK wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
Sonder mate you didn't have too. All the haters are prolly virgins.

Sex in roughly ~ 1 hour.

yay

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … 172417.jpg
Isn't Orlaith the girl from BB who got her tits out a lot?
BB?

Big Brother for fucks sake..

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-02-06 09:43:00

#128

>rush.Durex: Banned; +38|5619

Eifa wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
.Sup wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
Sonder mate you didn't have too. All the haters are prolly virgins.

Sex in roughly ~ 1 hour.

yay

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … 172417.jpg
How can you know for sure?
Well, I can't. But there's nobody home. My rooms clean and I got the candles all set up. Im brining here out for dinner round half 7, she's gotta show some appreciation

JakAttaK wrote:

Isn't Orlaith the girl from BB who got her tits out a lot?
BB?
Big Brother for fucks sake..

Bit late no?

2,3 posts back?

2010-02-06 09:43:40

#129

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5999

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2010-02-06 09:45:51

#130

>rush.Durex: Banned; +38|5619

Breaking news: Macbeth has never been laid. And no, Lady Macbeth and the 3 'sisters' don't count.

2010-02-06 09:47:32

#131

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6285|00770

>rush.Durex wrote:
Eifa wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
.Sup wrote:
>rush.Durex wrote:
Sonder mate you didn't have too. All the haters are prolly virgins.

Sex in roughly ~ 1 hour.

yay

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … 172417.jpg
How can you know for sure?
Well, I can't. But there's nobody home. My rooms clean and I got the candles all set up. Im brining here out for dinner round half 7, she's gotta show some appreciation

BB?
Big Brother for fucks sake..
Bit late no?

2,3 posts back?

gaaaah, didn't notice, soz :<

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-02-06 09:49:44

#132

>rush.Durex: Banned; +38|5619

Apology accepted.

Just don't let it happen again, ya hear!

xxx

2010-02-06 09:50:07

#133

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5999

Macbeth wants an ignore button

2010-02-06 11:21:43

#134

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5887|Ventura, California

I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-06 11:24:50

#135

androoz: Banned; +137|5626|United States

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her

Annnnnnnnnnnd you will probably never get intimate with her.

2010-02-06 11:26:34

#136

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6285|00770

androoz wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her
Annnnnnnnnnnd you will probably never get intimate with her.

Annnnnnnnnnnd I just lolled IRL.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-02-06 11:28:30

#137

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5771|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her

She was your cousin wasn't she?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-06 11:36:18

#138

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6392|Blue Mountain State

It's been a few weeks. Probably could have on Wednesday, but I was already in bed and half asleep when she called. Gonna try and fuck as much as possible before I leave for basic. I've got a week and a half to make moves on two girls who have the hots for me.

https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey

2010-02-06 11:46:28

#139

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6867|The Twilight Zone

JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her
She was your cousin wasn't she?

No, she was your cousin.

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2010-02-06 11:55:25

#140

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6544|Carnoustie MASSIF

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her

What Was it a fucking childs birthday party?

2010-02-06 11:56:29

#141

jord: Member; +2,382|7092|The North, beyond the wall.

CammRobb wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just met a wonderful girl at this party today, she was amazing. I think she liked me but I couldn't tell

Annnnnnnnnnnd it turns out I live 3 minutes from her
What Was it a fucking childs birthday party?

If so you're on asshole for not inviting me brad.

2010-02-06 11:57:57

#142

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6392|Blue Mountain State

Baba Booey

2010-02-06 12:08:30

#143

bennisboy: Member; +829|7060|Poundland

It's been so long. I just havent had a chance to go out n meet people later.

Hey, Flirt, do you wanna come visit?

<3

2010-02-06 12:13:30

#144

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5887|Ventura, California

It was a PARTY like a bunch of friends going out having fun.

Not a kids PARTY

pfffff

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-06 12:16:33

#145

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6392|Blue Mountain State

-Sh1fty- wrote:
It was a PARTY like a bunch of friends going out having fun.

Not a kids PARTY

pfffff

was there alcohol?

Baba Booey

2010-02-06 12:20:42

#146

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5957|Toronto

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZTm5CFg … tube_gdata

I'll raise you this:

I always laugh.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2010-02-06 12:26:34

#147

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6392|Blue Mountain State

Pochsy wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZTm5CFg … tube_gdata
I'll raise you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovo_7tjz9TI

I always laugh.

lol that's gay. Akon on the other hand makes great baby makin music imo

Baba Booey

2010-02-06 12:39:19

#148

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7257|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Pochsy wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZTm5CFg … tube_gdata
I'll raise you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovo_7tjz9TI

I always laugh.

I'll have none of that rap shit on my forums

2010-02-06 13:18:51

#149

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6392|Blue Mountain State

Sydney wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZTm5CFg … tube_gdata
I'll raise you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovo_7tjz9TI

I always laugh.
I'll have none of that rap shit on my forums
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqBexdo1CME

https://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Baba Booey

2010-02-06 15:36:03

#150

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7014|132 and Bush

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JakAttaK wrote:

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Eifa wrote:

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Eifa wrote:

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.Sup wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

androoz wrote:

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JohnG@lt wrote:

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CammRobb wrote:

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1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

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Sydney wrote:

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