jord
Member
+2,382|7091|The North, beyond the wall.
So I've always had certain OCD traits, I had some humorous ones when I was younger but I grew out of them. Now I just had the obsessive hygiene ones. Like I wash my hands 30+ times a day depending on what's happening. Another is if I have a piss I wash my hands first, get a bit of tissue, put it over the handle and then flush the toilet, then throw that tissue in as the toilet flushes. I then get another piece of tissue and use it to open the door handle and switch off the light.

Another is greasy food, I always wrap it in tissue, and then I always wash my hands and face after it.

I also absolutely have to have a sip of water after I've relieved myself. Like I've held in a shit for hours because I knew I wouldn't be able to immediately drink after it.

Anyway there goes my last shred of dignity. Anyone else?

Last edited by jord (2010-02-06 05:05:53)

m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7084|UK
i absolutely have to take a piss before i go to bed.  Even if all that comes out my bladder is 1ml.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6566|what

Jord you're crazy.

Tissues have so many germs its not funny. Have you ever seen how they make tissues? It's like a chemical waste dump full of bacteria.
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jord
Member
+2,382|7091|The North, beyond the wall.
I can relate, when it gets to 6pm I plan my pisses from then on. 6pm-9pm-11:30PM.

That's more of a sleeping thing though, I cba getting up in the night and missing out on sleep.
jord
Member
+2,382|7091|The North, beyond the wall.

AussieReaper wrote:

Jord you're crazy.

Tissues have so many germs its not funny. Have you ever seen how they make tissues? It's like a chemical waste dump full of bacteria.
Yeah I know but I haven't and just couldn't touch a toilet door handle in like 5 years. Or the flusher. Only way is dead or heavily sedated.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7084|UK
do you press the button at a pedestrian crossing?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
jord
Member
+2,382|7091|The North, beyond the wall.
No I pull my sleeve further down and press it through that on the rare occasion I'm at a pedestrian crossing.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6852|King Of The Islands

m3thod wrote:

do you press the button at a pedestrian crossing?
Don't be a wuss. Just walk out.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6566|what

jord wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Jord you're crazy.

Tissues have so many germs its not funny. Have you ever seen how they make tissues? It's like a chemical waste dump full of bacteria.
Yeah I know but I haven't and just couldn't touch a toilet door handle in like 5 years. Or the flusher. Only way is dead or heavily sedated.
I was being sarcastic too btw. Don't start thinking tissues are full of germs that will eat you in your sleep or anything.
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7193|Great Brown North
unless it says sanitary on the box, they probably aren't
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5618
When I'm changing the volume on the TV or radio or w/e it always has to be in even numbers. Like, if the volume at 9 was perfect, I'd change it to 8 or 10, even if thats too quiet/loud.

The same going for when i'm buying a car, has to be 96, 98, 00, 02, 04, 06, 08, 10 etc...

I know, im fucked up.
Ioan92
Member
+337|6135

>rush.Durex wrote:

When I'm changing the volume on the TV or radio or w/e it always has to be in even numbers. Like, if the volume at 9 was perfect, I'd change it to 8 or 10, even if thats too quiet/loud.

The same going for when i'm buying a car, has to be 96, 98, 00, 02, 04, 06, 08, 10 etc...

I know, im fucked up.
Same here/
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7193|Great Brown North
my tv doesnt have numbers for volume anymore... just a slide bar

it makes my life so much easier
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6739|England
I know I have some but can't think of any right now. I do them all sub consciously
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6766|Troy, New York

m3thod wrote:

i absolutely have to take a piss before i go to bed.  Even if all that comes out my bladder is 1ml.
This
Commie Killer
Member
+192|6800

m3thod wrote:

i absolutely have to take a piss before i go to bed.  Even if all that comes out my bladder is 1ml.
Same, except its before I take a shower.
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5618

Commie Killer wrote:

m3thod wrote:

i absolutely have to take a piss before i go to bed.  Even if all that comes out my bladder is 1ml.
Same, except its before I take a shower.
Piss in shower?
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6604|Roma

h4hagen wrote:

m3thod wrote:

i absolutely have to take a piss before i go to bed.  Even if all that comes out my bladder is 1ml.
This
This
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jord
Member
+2,382|7091|The North, beyond the wall.
A new one I've remembered is whenever the bonnet flies open on gta4 rather than ignore it I always break to let it fall back down.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6981|Mountains of NC

jord wrote:

So I've always had certain OCD traits, I had some humorous ones when I was younger but I grew out of them. Now I just had the obsessive hygiene ones. Like I wash my hands 30+ times a day depending on what's happening. Another is if I have a piss I wash my hands first, get a bit of tissue, put it over the handle and then flush the toilet, then throw that tissue in as the toilet flushes. I then get another piece of tissue and use it to open the door handle and switch off the light.

Another is greasy food, I always wrap it in tissue, and then I always wash my hands and face after it.

I also absolutely have to have a sip of water after I've relieved myself. Like I've held in a shit for hours because I knew I wouldn't be able to immediately drink after it.

Anyway there goes my last shred of dignity. Anyone else?
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androoz
Banned
+137|5626|United States
i do the same thing jord lol. always use a tissue on the door and flusher. always gotta piss before bed. and i have to organize the shampoo bottles and shit in the shower perfectly every time.

other stuff i do, just cant think of em atm.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6935|...

when walking down the sidewalk when i was younger, i could never be parallel to a car whilst standing in a dip leading to a driveway
jaymz9350
Member
+54|6990

>rush.Durex wrote:

When I'm changing the volume on the TV or radio or w/e it always has to be in even numbers. Like, if the volume at 9 was perfect, I'd change it to 8 or 10, even if thats too quiet/loud.

The same going for when i'm buying a car, has to be 96, 98, 00, 02, 04, 06, 08, 10 etc...

I know, im fucked up.
I've always done that in my car, except if the number is a multiple of 5.  My wife gets pissed if she turns it up  as I will change it.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6520|Birmingham, UK

>rush.Durex wrote:

When I'm changing the volume on the TV or radio or w/e it always has to be in even numbers. Like, if the volume at 9 was perfect, I'd change it to 8 or 10, even if thats too quiet/loud.

The same going for when i'm buying a car, has to be 96, 98, 00, 02, 04, 06, 08, 10 etc...

I know, im fucked up.
Yeah for some reason i don't really trust odd numbers, unless its a multiple of 5 lol.

Also i have to do everything in the same order exactly the same.
baggs
Member
+732|6617
I have none, i just don't think like that. I did have a minor phase with the volume on even numbers, like irish but i soon got out of that. It was a habit born from an ex but now i don't care.

There might well be stuff i do without thinking tho but obviousley i wouldn't be aware of it.

Jord, you are nuts.

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