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I always have to mash my sandwiches or hamburgers down as much as I can before eating them, just to make sure nothing is going to drip out when I start eating. I'm not sure if that's a tick, but it's not normal either.

god i hated these, luckily i outgrew most of them.

I always tried to be a perfectionist, but I was a lazy one.  So I would try to be perfect, but eventually I would get lazy and fuck something up.  Then it wouldn't be perfect anymore, so I would give up.

For example, when I used to brush my teeth, I would brush each side of every single tooth for a specific time.  I would get this time from my age.  So if I was 10, I would brush each side of my teeth for 10 seconds.  That eventually led to me brushing my teeth for 10 minutes, so I just gave up on that, so I just never brushed my teeth.

I did the same with shampooing my hair, except I would multiply my age by my age.  So 10x10 = 100.  I would let the water run through my hair for a 100 seconds, I would rub shampoo into my hair for a 100 seconds, and I would wash the shampoo out of my hair for 100 seconds.

I also did that with combing my hair.  I would comb my hair in 45 degree angles, all at 100 seconds each.

Anyway, I grew out of that shit.  The only thing that I still do is when I have to shake something up or etc.  For example, if I make myself some tea, and pour some sugar in, I mix my tea for 15x15 = 225 circles.  If I'm eating yogurt, I shake the yogurt up 225 times before I eat it.

Jord

A semi serious question:

When your shagging a bird like, do you ALWAYS wear a jacket, or have you boned one commando?

I witness a few guys do this at work. They bring their drink in the restroom and rest it near the urinals. When they flush the urninals, I am thinking about toliet water droplets going in their drinks.

I always count how many times I squeeze a teabag with a spoon. Also in GTA: VC when the door is open when I'm driving I always make Tommy close it.

All of you go to your doctors & get Prozac FFS it will stop all of this OCD. Also alot of this is conditioning as well, you have condition yourselves to do these things automatically when your sub conscious recognizes a trigger. Trust me Prozac will help or seek therapy.

Laura wrote:

Volume on the tv must progress in multiples of 5 & iTunes library must be PERFECT in every way.

lol iTunes

Uzique arranges his English dictionary in alphabetical order. If they get put out of place he gets really mad and goes on week long drug-binge in which he posts walls of texts on bf2s on how he failed to get this (fugly) girl who wears the same posh shit he does and how superior his huge nose is.

cy@

androoz wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

Uzique arranges his English dictionary in alphabetical order. If they get put out of place he gets really mad and goes on week long drug-binge in which he posts walls of texts on bf2s on how he failed to get this (fugly) girl who wears the same posh shit he does and how superior his huge nose is.

cy@

completely rude and uncalled for.

How I roll bitch

androoz wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

androoz wrote:

completely rude and uncalled for.

How I roll bitch

well that is kinda a shitty attitude mate (no offense)

How I roll bitch

haha she was my girlfriend and she was wearing my clothes

dictionaries already come in alphabetical order... that's the worst insult i have ever seen

my huge nose gets way more chicks and way better chicks than your ape physiognomy. frankly, i dont understand why you stopped collecting STI's from the scum of dublin's teen-clubbing scene to settle down and fall in love with such a vile whaler. i think the whole forum quietly and naturally assents that you are bat-shit fucking insane or at least suffer from some form of social retardation. i, however, do not. this is assuring.

Uzique wrote:

haha she was my girlfriend and she was wearing my clothes

dictionaries already come in alphabetical order... that's the worst insult i have ever seen

my huge nose gets way more chicks and way better chicks than your ape physiognomy. frankly, i dont understand why you stopped collecting STI's from the scum of dublin's teen-clubbing scene to settle down and fall in love with such a vile whaler. i think the whole forum quietly and naturally assents that you are bat-shit fucking insane or at least suffer from some form of social retardation. i, however, do not. this is assuring.

Haha, love it.

Who else reads ALL of Uziques posts out loud in attempting the best Queens English. Haha, pure classic.

Uzique wrote:

im from cheltenham, it's a provincial posh town in the west country

not the fucking home counties

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