Bear Grylls vs Reindeer...

2010-02-13 11:05:42

#1

androoz: Banned; +137|5471|United States

Beast mode.

*do not watch if you're a PETA wacko*

2010-02-13 11:20:34

#2

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7038|Great Brown North

dear peta and anti hunting protesters

please view this video made by complete fuck wits and get your signs ready

2010-02-13 11:31:46

#3

FloppY_: +1,010|6544|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

The fact that he "samples" the blood is disgusting...

but other than that, this is no worse than buying meat at the local store except he will probably waste less....

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-02-13 11:35:18

#4

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7038|Great Brown North

if he actually NEEDED the nutrients from it (if he was actually lost, and not on a glorified camping trip) drinking the blood is fine... salty, but fine

and yes it is worse because of the way it will be viewed

he also gutted it in a very careless way

2010-02-13 11:44:59

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6046|Catherine Black

Holy. Shit. That is a man.

2010-02-13 12:00:15

#6

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6390|Scotland!

I kind of wish the reindeer won

2010-02-13 12:02:25

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6046|Catherine Black

I'm Jamesey wrote:
I kind of wish the reindeer won

Why?

2010-02-13 12:02:58

#8

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6388|Carnoustie MASSIF

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2010-02-13 12:04:20

#9

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6390|Scotland!

Finray wrote:
I'm Jamesey wrote:
I kind of wish the reindeer won
Why?

Seen some video of him pretending to jump over cavernous holes into the ground when in reality he was beside a highway jumping over cracks about 4 feet deep.
Also I like reindeers.

2010-02-13 12:06:36

#10

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

Dang that was epic

But...the blood bit?...ewwww....

<3

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-13 15:01:36

#11

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6046|Catherine Black

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Finray wrote:
I'm Jamesey wrote:
I kind of wish the reindeer won
Why?
Seen some video of him pretending to jump over cavernous holes into the ground when in reality he was beside a highway jumping over cracks about 4 feet deep.
Also I like reindeers.

Oh yeah I remember that lol.

2010-02-13 18:05:59

#12

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6907

Bear Grylls' show always makes me hungry. Obviously I'd want it cooked, but it looks like the most fantastic meat.

2010-02-13 20:02:30

#13

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6611|Troy, New York

Finray wrote:
Holy. Shit. That is a man.

Must be from Montana.

2010-02-13 20:07:42

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6411|what

Can someone explain why at about a minute ten into the video, Bear feels the need to grab the deers penis?

2010-02-13 20:10:26

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6796|Long Island, New York

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Finray wrote:
I'm Jamesey wrote:
I kind of wish the reindeer won
Why?
Seen some video of him pretending to jump over cavernous holes into the ground when in reality he was beside a highway jumping over cracks about 4 feet deep.
Also I like reindeers.

I remember that lol.

Still though...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/osgood35nyi/robocop-fap.gif?t=1266120607

2010-02-13 20:12:11

#16

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6257|The Mitten

AussieReaper wrote:
Can someone explain why at about a minute ten into the video, Bear feels the need to grab the deers penis?

Wanted extra protein?

EE (hats

2010-02-13 20:37:48

#17

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5647|Fuck this.

BEARMODE, no?

Last edited by ROGUEDD (2010-02-13 20:44:43)

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-02-13 20:51:45

#18

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6787|Global Command

He must make one hell of a lot of money.

2010-02-14 01:00:06

#19

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6530

AussieReaper wrote:
Can someone explain why at about a minute ten into the video, Bear feels the need to grab the deers penis?

lol

2010-02-14 02:13:03

#20

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

I bet all this shit is staged.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-14 02:23:57

#21

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6411|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I bet all this shit is staged.

Yeah and that deer was just a prop.

2010-02-14 03:54:54

#22

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7038|Great Brown North

AussieReaper wrote:
Can someone explain why at about a minute ten into the video, Bear feels the need to grab the deers penis?

to move it out of the way as he demonstrated the worst possible way to gut an animal

2010-02-14 05:16:30

#23

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

AussieReaper wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I bet all this shit is staged.
Yeah and that deer was just a prop.

No not that

But I bet he sleeps in a nice warm tent with heating.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-14 05:25:49

#24

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6748|Gogledd Cymru

-Sh1fty- wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I bet all this shit is staged.
Yeah and that deer was just a prop.
No not that

But I bet he sleeps in a nice warm tent with heating.

Duh, of course he has radiators in his tent...

2010-02-14 05:26:09

#25

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6889|New Hampshire, USA

-Sh1fty- wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I bet all this shit is staged.
Yeah and that deer was just a prop.
No not that

But I bet he sleeps in a nice warm tent with heating.

You figured that out all by yourself? They say at the beginning of each episode that situations are purposefully presented to him so he can show the audience what to do in survival situations. Survivorman is the one who actually tries to tough it out for a week on his own. Not that Bear wouldn't be able to, he's fap-olicious, it's just not the nature of the show.

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