That cold hearted "No." in response to wanting candy/sweets brings back tearful memories, damn you, mum!Eifa wrote:
No.1927 wrote:
Sere - They had this thing on the radio yesterday and Id love to claim it as my own joke but this girl had text to her Mum 'Have you seen the lube' She blamed predictive texting and was only trying to tell her Mum the Luge was on the telly. I laughed.
Can I have some candy?
^ enlightening.
shut up burns
great shower
Tu Stultus Es
ok, you win - here's your candyMekstizzle wrote:
shut up burns
now my stomach and teeth hurt
she probably didnt have enough lube on her last adventure and was telling a friend1927 wrote:
Sere - They had this thing on the radio yesterday and Id love to claim it as my own joke but this girl had text to her Mum 'Have you seen the lube' She blamed predictive texting and was only trying to tell her Mum the Luge was on the telly. I laughed.
Can I have some candy?
i lold
My head = fucked, I slept outside in my back garden last night for god knows what reason
i slept in a bed.....im fucking mental
I felt sick and fell asleep then some fucking birds woke me up
Im sat yur breaking my fucking art munMekstizzle wrote:
That cold hearted "No." in response to wanting candy/sweets brings back tearful memories, damn you, mum!Eifa wrote:
No.1927 wrote:
Sere - They had this thing on the radio yesterday and Id love to claim it as my own joke but this girl had text to her Mum 'Have you seen the lube' She blamed predictive texting and was only trying to tell her Mum the Luge was on the telly. I laughed.
Can I have some candy?
a fuckin bird woke me up this morning too! i said "woman, the alarm hasn't gone off yet, what are you doing?"The Sheriff wrote:
I felt sick and fell asleep then some fucking birds woke me up
These birds started sucking my dick because I offered them sweets, they had to leave quickly though they were gonna be late for school.
Too far?
Too far?
mr burns wants me dead, it seems
The Sheriff wrote:
These birds started sucking my dick because I offered them sweets, they had to leave quickly though they were gonna be late for school.
Too far?
Help, i put this condom on for a joke yeah, and there was some deodorant, and......y'know
hello ee chat february
mkxiii wrote:
Help, i put this condom on for a joke yeah, and there was some deodorant, and......y'know
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
HIYO!mkxiii wrote:
Help, i put this condom on for a joke yeah, and there was some deodorant, and......y'know
where've you been, Kez? should we start over now that you*re here?
shut up kez
Please dont take any offence by this I have actually given them a tenna.
I came out with a fucking belter this morning and she got serious too.
Sat in the van taking Moll home on the way to work and they start playing that fricking 'everybody hurts song' (I couldnt stand it last time around).
Whats this Dad?
Oh, its that fricking Haiti chraity song, listen to it Moll, its fucking well grumpy and that, you'd think for a change when this kinda happens they'd bring a happy song out like 'who let the dogs out - oooh oooh oooh oooh' or something like that.
Dad, whats the matter with you its for all those poor people in Haiti.
oh, sorry Moll.
And she fucking hit and we wern't even playing 'Yellow Car'.
I was only joking with her, she didnt talk to me all the way back to hers. I had to buy her buiscuits, a twirl and blackcurrant soothers and only then it was a quick peck, no loves you's or nothing.
I came out with a fucking belter this morning and she got serious too.
Sat in the van taking Moll home on the way to work and they start playing that fricking 'everybody hurts song' (I couldnt stand it last time around).
Whats this Dad?
Oh, its that fricking Haiti chraity song, listen to it Moll, its fucking well grumpy and that, you'd think for a change when this kinda happens they'd bring a happy song out like 'who let the dogs out - oooh oooh oooh oooh' or something like that.
Dad, whats the matter with you its for all those poor people in Haiti.
oh, sorry Moll.
And she fucking hit and we wern't even playing 'Yellow Car'.
I was only joking with her, she didnt talk to me all the way back to hers. I had to buy her buiscuits, a twirl and blackcurrant soothers and only then it was a quick peck, no loves you's or nothing.
So Ebuyer says "Payment taken"
But my bank says "Balance - £230" (which is the amount I put in to buy the monitor)
Is it just taking a while to get the cash or has something weird happened, and I'm getting a monitor for free?
But my bank says "Balance - £230" (which is the amount I put in to buy the monitor)
Is it just taking a while to get the cash or has something weird happened, and I'm getting a monitor for free?
Probably just taking its time to go from one acc to the other.Finray wrote:
So Ebuyer says "Payment taken"
http://static.bf2s.com/files/user/33829/payment.PNG
But my bank says "Balance - £230" (which is the amount I put in to buy the monitor)
http://static.bf2s.com/files/user/33829/balance.PNG
Is it just taking a while to get the cash or has something weird happened, and I'm getting a monitor for free?
