BF2S Forums EE Chats - February

bennisboy wrote:

Eifa wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Woooooh!
1. What job?
2. What's NRJ?
3. Is your friend hot?

1. McD's
2. Radio NRJ
3. It depends on what kind of girls do you like

All girls!

SonderKommando wrote:

My mom died this morning. On my way to Texas to see her before they cremate her body. I'm not sure how I'm going to handle this...

King_County_Downy wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

My mom died this morning. On my way to Texas to see her before they cremate her body. I'm not sure how I'm going to handle this...

Wow. That's about as harsh as it gets. I'm sorry for your loss bro. Stay strong

stupid email that no one here wants to read, but just on the off chance that you do, you might get a kick wrote:

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER


This letter is a thing of beauty   

Dear sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my ddress and telephone number and knows that
I bought a cable TV. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government
is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my
social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for
the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license,
on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've
had enough of this! You send the Application to my house, then you ask me
for my address.

What is going on? You must have a gang of Neanderthals working there! Look
at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser
Arafat, for Christ sakes. I just want to go and park my butt on a sandy
beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I sure as hell
wouldn't want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so
complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the
issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be to damn easy and
maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the place like
chickens with our heads cut off, then find someone to confirm that it's
really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to
smile?! (bureaucratic morons).

Signed - An Irate Citizen.

P. S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776
.......I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have
had security clearances up the yingyang........However, I have to get
someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor
WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,

You sure as hell should know who.

King_County_Downy wrote:

stupid email that no one here wants to read, but just on the off chance that you do, you might get a kick wrote:

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER


This letter is a thing of beauty   

Dear sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my ddress and telephone number and knows that
I bought a cable TV. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government
is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my
social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for
the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license,
on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've
had enough of this! You send the Application to my house, then you ask me
for my address.

What is going on? You must have a gang of Neanderthals working there! Look
at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser
Arafat, for Christ sakes. I just want to go and park my butt on a sandy
beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I sure as hell
wouldn't want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so
complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the
issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be to damn easy and
maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the place like
chickens with our heads cut off, then find someone to confirm that it's
really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to
smile?! (bureaucratic morons).

Signed - An Irate Citizen.

P. S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776
.......I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have
had security clearances up the yingyang........However, I have to get
someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor
WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,

You sure as hell should know who.

burnzz wrote:

fuck, i knew i was supposed to do something today. the wife asked me to get my passport, so we could go on vacation.

after reading that, fuck it i'll just jump the fence and run with the wetbacks, i need the exercise . . .