what do i do help

2010-02-17 18:29:17

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6113|College Park, MD

Okay so I was just messing around, and long story short I put on a condom. No big deal right? Well the damn thing took a bit of elbow grease to put on and felt a little tight, but I figured nbd right?

Well now it's been an hour since climax and I can't get the condom off, because I think it's constricting my phallus from going back to its flaccid state. What do I do?

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2010-02-17 18:29:57

#2

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7044

kys

2010-02-17 18:30:10

#3

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6949|Long Island, New York

holy shit viagra thread pt. 2

2010-02-17 18:30:24

#4

Bevo: Nah; +718|6933|Austin, Texas

cut it off

edit: your penis

Last edited by Bevo (2010-02-17 18:30:53)

2010-02-17 18:30:36

#5

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6542|Carnoustie MASSIF

jesus...

2010-02-17 18:30:39

#6

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6110

sihb

2010-02-17 18:31:15

#7

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6724

You're lying...you don't have a dick to put it on.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2010-02-17 18:31:44

#8

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6909

fill it with deoderant, and light it up?

2010-02-17 18:32:15

#9

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7043|New Hampshire, USA

Happened to me once. Get a knife and score the rubber ring a little so you can rip it with your fingers. Just be sure not to cut your dick off.

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2010-02-17 18:32:42

#10

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6113|College Park, MD

So far no help, thanks asses. I'd go to the hospital but I wanna see if there are any home remedies so I don't have to show up with this embarrassing condition.

edit: I might just try that Eagle.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2010-02-17 18:33:03)

2010-02-17 18:32:58

#11

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7044

stick it in your moms butt

2010-02-17 18:33:15

#12

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6542|Carnoustie MASSIF

burnzz wrote:
fill it with deoderant, and light it up?

You absolute cunt

2010-02-17 18:33:17

#13

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6110

Google it.

2010-02-17 18:34:11

#14

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6724

Bite it off...you removed one of your ribs so you could reach that far down didn't you?

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2010-02-17 18:34:13

#15

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6909

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
So far no help,

i'm sure Camm could walk you through my suggestion . . .

2010-02-17 18:34:53

#16

Engineer_Fox: Has a horse outside; +48|5595|Hague City Firm - Holland

Can't you just ''roll it off'' ?

2010-02-17 18:35:30

#17

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6909

i know, beat it off!

2010-02-17 18:35:39

#18

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7044

take your dildo off

2010-02-17 18:36:12

#19

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6542|Carnoustie MASSIF

Here's what to do

2010-02-17 18:36:44

#20

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6909

2010-02-17 18:37:15

#21

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6648|Uk

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I might just try that Eagle.

Sukses?

2010-02-17 18:37:41

#22

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6542|Carnoustie MASSIF

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Happened to me once. Get a knife and score the rubber ring a little so you can rip it with your fingers. Just be sure not to cut your dick off.

What happens if he manages to cut it, but the thick bit is still stuck on? Gooners said it would be like a cock ring

2010-02-17 18:38:14

#23

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6740

burnzz wrote:
fill it with deoderant, and light it up?

yep, it should then explode off nice and gently. NICE and GENTLY. I'm positive.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2010-02-17 18:39:03

#24

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5955|Toronto

I wouldn't trust myself with a knife next to my dick no matter how steady my hand is.

I would just man up and jam my pinkie under the lip of the condom and tear it. It might hurt to have to squish your erect dong to do it, but it's still better than running the risk of cutting it off, imo.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2010-02-17 18:39:57

#25

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6648|Uk

Mr.Dooomed wrote:
burnzz wrote:
fill it with deoderant, and light it up?
yep, it should then explode off nice and gently. NICE and GENTLY. I'm positive.

i literally see no flaws whatsoever in this plan

this scheme is tighter than.....well.....y'know

P.S. room for skisas?

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