hey, where'd Hurri go?
to get the condom off his priapic penis, duhburnzz wrote:
hey, where'd Hurri go?
He passed out after all the blood rushed to his member.burnzz wrote:
hey, where'd Hurri go?
I just thought of a way better plan!
Go drink 3 or 4 glasses of water, wait till you have to piss, and let go. The piss should burst to condom...right?
Go drink 3 or 4 glasses of water, wait till you have to piss, and let go. The piss should burst to condom...right?
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he died in a big firey hard on related incidentburnzz wrote:
hey, where'd Hurri go?
R.I.P Hurri, R.I.P
i didn't think we were done 'helping' him . . .
I'm here don't worry. Well, I should worry.
I tried Eagle's suggestion and now... well, thankfully it's not much worse than a paper cut. And the fucking thing is still stuck there.
I tried Eagle's suggestion and now... well, thankfully it's not much worse than a paper cut. And the fucking thing is still stuck there.
yes this. a big ballon full of pee. then u pop it with a needle!!1Pochsy wrote:
I just thought of a way better plan!
Go drink 3 or 4 glasses of water, wait till you have to piss, and let go. The piss should burst to condom...right?
just do this somewhere like the shower.
When he comes back, he'll realize all of these great ideas of ours, and that whatever he did, he shoulda listened to us instead.
Edit: see i was rite lol
Last edited by Mr.Dooomed (2010-02-17 18:45:19)
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scissors?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I'm here don't worry. Well, I should worry.
I tried Eagle's suggestion and now... well, thankfully it's not much worse than a paper cut. And the fucking thing is still stuck there.
do a quick second of manly painful rubber streching and then get just the end of some scissors in there?
less dangerous than knife and scissors kick ass
Just stand near a really hot fire or oven and eventually it will melt.
Edit: the condom, not your penis
Edit: the condom, not your penis
Last edited by CammRobb (2010-02-17 18:46:03)
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Sweet mother of God.
i'm telling ya, can't leave some people unsupervised . . .
if all else fails, go Saw I style and saw your cock off
Okay, I got it off, I used a safety razor blade to cut the balloon tip off and then carefully slid down the side, up to the ring, then kinda sawed it up.
But now another quandary: I have no bandages or gauze or tape. Razors are sharp.
But now another quandary: I have no bandages or gauze or tape. Razors are sharp.
alcohol/cologne.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Okay, I got it off, I used a safety razor blade to cut the balloon tip off and then carefully slid down the side, up to the ring, then kinda sawed it up.
But now another quandary: I have no bandages or gauze or tape. Razors are sharp.
time for a tourniquet
Last edited by Morpheus (2010-02-17 18:53:56)
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just walk around with your semi erect wounded cock outHurricane2k9 wrote:
Okay, I got it off, I used a safety razor blade to cut the balloon tip off and then carefully slid down the side, up to the ring, then kinda sawed it up.
But now another quandary: I have no bandages or gauze or tape. Razors are sharp.
youll look manly as fuck
surely there's a roll of TP somewhere close . . .
Surely that condom was serving as one?Morpheus wrote:
time for a tourniquet
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ban?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IronyCammRobb wrote:
Surely that condom was serving as one?Morpheus wrote:
time for a tourniquet
EE (hats
that's just disinfectant, I need something to accelerate clotting13/f/taiwan wrote:
alcohol/cologne.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Okay, I got it off, I used a safety razor blade to cut the balloon tip off and then carefully slid down the side, up to the ring, then kinda sawed it up.
But now another quandary: I have no bandages or gauze or tape. Razors are sharp.
Aftershave that shit
it got stuck cause he stuck it in his dads butt
what do you do when you cut yourself shaving?