shut it mek
OMG I had no idea Sky let you watch TV online Epic, now I can watch SSN with my second wife while raging on bf2s at Mek
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pfff as if mothers don't know it happens.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i bet she has a proud mother somewhereCammRobb wrote:
My girlfriend is touching my penis and singing justin beiber and the village people
Did you guys (and Kim, I guess) get the sex talk as children?
My parents never did. They're approach was to make me feel wildly uncomfortable when anything had even the slightly hint of sexuality (just about everything) to leave poor memories when the real thing happened. The mental block they formed worked well for quite some years, and I still get flashbacks, man, I can see'em comin over the ridge and I'm just squeezing the trigger, but they don't fall fast enough, man, they just don't.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
lolwhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
tinkle fairy
Yeah I know. They do a shitty job in designating remotes, now we have to use the tv remote to turn down the volume and tv off.mtb0minime wrote:
Fucking AT&T U-Verse motherfuckers. We got a new remote sent to us because the volume down button was fucked up (real fucking annoying when you're watching a quiet show and then a loud commercial comes on or when the show suddenly gets loud). Now the TV/Video button doesn't work on the new remote, so if we wanna watch a movie or play video games or switch back to tv after doing one of the former, we've gotta bust out the old remote just to do that.
Ugh. Universal remotes are supposed to minimize the amount of remotes you need and remove living room clutter, not add to it.
Ok, now time to eat dinner and watch The Fart Knocker I mean The Hurt Locker.
lols I maed a funnie.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Saw an advert at the start of the movie yesterday displaying sports in 3D for the new Sky format. Twas weird to watch, but in a good way.Toilet Sex wrote:
OMG I had no idea Sky let you watch TV online Epic, now I can watch SSN with my second wife while raging on bf2s at Mek
oh yeahh
Fuck you FM.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
You a Farker?
Yeah but I don't post much... maybe like 3 times. Not even sure if I still have an active account.NateWiese wrote:
You a Farker?
Fark rules.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Agreed. Wasn't sure though, digg and some other news sites usually have the same articles.King_County_Downy wrote:
Yeah but I don't post much... maybe like 3 times. Not even sure if I still have an active account.NateWiese wrote:
You a Farker?
Fark rules.
No I know, I posted it in jest because I thought it was a funny article, not because I actually believe there's a risk you'll rip your cock off.Uzique wrote:
btw that thread FAO: Me was a fucking joke.
people are confusing methadone (opiate), meth as in crystal-meth (american redneck nutjobs) and mephedrone (which isnt even a plant food).
the drug's high is weak in comparison to MDMA and other variants of the compound. it gives you a social buzz and a feeling of speediness. it is not a 'lose your mind' drug. it is FAR from a psychedelic in terms of potency. these weird news stories normally always have an existing background mental-problem or a concoction involving FAR more sinister drugs. they're conveniently not mentioned because the war on drugs normally only picks one poster-child at a time. currently, that's mephedrone. why? well obviously because it's legal, it's no more toxic than alcohol, and is just as easily attainable. and the high is fucking 100x better than the booze. thus, people in authority are scared shitless of it and the implications.
i don't need warnings on how to responsibly take or experiment with drugs. especially from shitty newspaper articles or internet wise-guys.
to clarify though, the gene pool would thank you to dramatically increase your intake, just in case
HAYSonderKommando wrote:
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HAY
hay.
fuck you
u ban him yet? lol I have a feeling he is gonna be gone for a whileFlaming_Maniac wrote:
HAYSonderKommando wrote:
Fuck you FM.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
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HAY
hay.
fuck you
i am unbannable.
my friend and I both got concussions snowboarding yayyyyyy
now to sit in the hotel for another 48 hours
now to sit in the hotel for another 48 hours
that's what i thought, then marion hit me with a huge 1 minute ban
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
so its either buy a rifle or get bc2
Tu Stultus Es
don't turn into ig where you get addicted to buying guns
stick to your current addictions of cigarettes, weed and video games
(so get bc2)
stick to your current addictions of cigarettes, weed and video games
(so get bc2)
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