BF2S Forums imagine this

you walk into your friends house, but hes gone and its his hot mom
you get her a sea food platter
you dine under moonlight
you are about to have raging sex with her but her husband pulls in the drive
you run in the toilet for hiding
you have to shit, but you don't want to shit because if you flush it might make a noise, but if you don't flush, then you're leaving a deuce in the toilet. aka a nice present for later.

so what do you do?

my solution
upper decker.