A film about guys that just stare at goats..?
I just got a county job. It's in the wrong county though.
Still...
12 Vacation days per year plus 1 floating holliday.
5 sick days.
$1000/mo for health insurance. (I can choose any plan offered or decline them all and keep the money) Obamacare's gonna fuck me on that real soon though.
$63k/yr for the first 6 months, $73k/yr after that. And they back pay me for the past 6 months that I should have been making $73k so I'll get a huge check at my 6 month mark. Should be somewhere around $10k right before xmas.
I no longer have to pay social security tax.
I get a pension.
$1200/mo after 10 years, $2400/mo after 20, etc.
I can't wait to see what my paychecks will look like after I hit that 6 month mark.
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
Still...
12 Vacation days per year plus 1 floating holliday.
5 sick days.
$1000/mo for health insurance. (I can choose any plan offered or decline them all and keep the money) Obamacare's gonna fuck me on that real soon though.
$63k/yr for the first 6 months, $73k/yr after that. And they back pay me for the past 6 months that I should have been making $73k so I'll get a huge check at my 6 month mark. Should be somewhere around $10k right before xmas.
I no longer have to pay social security tax.
I get a pension.
$1200/mo after 10 years, $2400/mo after 20, etc.
I can't wait to see what my paychecks will look like after I hit that 6 month mark.
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
theyre jedi
Tu Stultus Es
ya know, it's not too late to marry me.King_County_Downy wrote:
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
if you're getting 10k for Xmas i will be sorely disappointed if i don't receive that Power Ranger you promised me i was getting if i didnt tell everyone about that thing that time.King_County_Downy wrote:
I just got a county job. It's in the wrong county though.
Still...
12 Vacation days per year plus 1 floating holliday.
5 sick days.
$1000/mo for health insurance. (I can choose any plan offered or decline them all and keep the money) Obamacare's gonna fuck me on that real soon though.
$63k/yr for the first 6 months, $73k/yr after that. And they back pay me for the past 6 months that I should have been making $73k so I'll get a huge check at my 6 month mark. Should be somewhere around $10k right before xmas.
I no longer have to pay social security tax.
I get a pension.
$1200/mo after 10 years, $2400/mo after 20, etc.
I can't wait to see what my paychecks will look like after I hit that 6 month mark.
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
I'll need to take you out for a test drive before I buy anything.burnzz wrote:
ya know, it's not too late to marry me.King_County_Downy wrote:
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
eleven bravo wrote:
theyre jedi

Dude. It's coming. I promised you already. No need to bring up sore spots....baggs wrote:
if you're getting 10k for Xmas i will be sorely disappointed if i don't receive that Power Ranger you promised me i was getting if i didnt tell everyone about that thing that time.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuffKing_County_Downy wrote:
I just got a county job. It's in the wrong county though.
Still...
12 Vacation days per year plus 1 floating holliday.
5 sick days.
$1000/mo for health insurance. (I can choose any plan offered or decline them all and keep the money) Obamacare's gonna fuck me on that real soon though.
$63k/yr for the first 6 months, $73k/yr after that. And they back pay me for the past 6 months that I should have been making $73k so I'll get a huge check at my 6 month mark. Should be somewhere around $10k right before xmas.
I no longer have to pay social security tax.
I get a pension.
$1200/mo after 10 years, $2400/mo after 20, etc.
I can't wait to see what my paychecks will look like after I hit that 6 month mark.
I'm rich bich! honk honk!
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
Hey Downy, remember that time your house burnt down and I donated money?
Haha, congrats on the job!
Edit: What's the job btw?
Haha, congrats on the job!
Edit: What's the job btw?
Last edited by The Sheriff (2010-04-20 10:11:45)
Dont make it sound like i was saying it like that you cuntmuffin!The Sheriff wrote:
Hey Downy, remember that time your house burnt down and I donated money?
Haha, congrats on the job!
Edit: What's the job btw?
....
he's sorting glass for the county.The Sheriff wrote:
Edit: What's the job btw?
Didn't see your post you muffin!
Yeah, I had some really crappy luck in 2007. Brand new truck got stolen. Had to keep making $700/mo payments for 3 months afterwards while waiting for insurance to pay off. During month number 2, my house burned down and I lost everything I owned. Had to move in with my ex who immediately started cheating on me = homeless for a month. Lived out of my $600 car.mkxiii wrote:
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuff
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
And some other less important stuff...
2007 sucked my ass.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
No Mr Bond!!!!.....I expect you to dieThe Sheriff wrote:
Didn't see your post you muffin!
But my $30 got you wasted on hard liquor and you forgot your troubles for a day didn't you.
Congrats downy. Buy admin here and turn this site into awesomeness.
fuck! and i thought i was having a shitty April 2010.King_County_Downy wrote:
Yeah, I had some really crappy luck in 2007. Brand new truck got stolen. Had to keep making $700/mo payments for 3 months afterwards while waiting for insurance to pay off. During month number 2, my house burned down and I lost everything I owned. Had to move in with my ex who immediately started cheating on me = homeless for a month. Lived out of my $600 car.mkxiii wrote:
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuff
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
And some other less important stuff...
2007 sucked my ass.
by that logic i made him forget troubles for 1.333333333333333333333333333333333 daysThe Sheriff wrote:
But my $30 got you wasted on hard liquor and you forgot your troubles for a day didn't you.
Me>surgeons
Motherfucker
I'm a helpdesk anal-ist for the P.U.D. (Basically, the electric company)
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
What was the reason your house burned down anyway?King_County_Downy wrote:
Yeah, I had some really crappy luck in 2007. Brand new truck got stolen. Had to keep making $700/mo payments for 3 months afterwards while waiting for insurance to pay off. During month number 2, my house burned down and I lost everything I owned. Had to move in with my ex who immediately started cheating on me = homeless for a month. Lived out of my $600 car.mkxiii wrote:
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuff
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
And some other less important stuff...
2007 sucked my ass.
dropping the base out of coke and rocking it up.Mekstizzle wrote:
What was the reason your house burned down anyway?
probably bbq'ing indoors?Mekstizzle wrote:
What was the reason your house burned down anyway?King_County_Downy wrote:
Yeah, I had some really crappy luck in 2007. Brand new truck got stolen. Had to keep making $700/mo payments for 3 months afterwards while waiting for insurance to pay off. During month number 2, my house burned down and I lost everything I owned. Had to move in with my ex who immediately started cheating on me = homeless for a month. Lived out of my $600 car.mkxiii wrote:
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuff
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
And some other less important stuff...
2007 sucked my ass.
Downy is secretly a Sim and forgot to read about cooking before doing it. Then some bastard deleted his door and sold the fire alarm for a BBQMekstizzle wrote:
What was the reason your house burned down anyway?King_County_Downy wrote:
Yeah, I had some really crappy luck in 2007. Brand new truck got stolen. Had to keep making $700/mo payments for 3 months afterwards while waiting for insurance to pay off. During month number 2, my house burned down and I lost everything I owned. Had to move in with my ex who immediately started cheating on me = homeless for a month. Lived out of my $600 car.mkxiii wrote:
I can remember back when you had some really bad shit happen to you financially speaking and we got a chance to help and donate and stuff
Glad everything is working out so well for you now man, actually makes me happy
And some other less important stuff...
2007 sucked my ass.