finalnd is indeed a very special place11 Bravo wrote:
finalnd+bf2s+dst = special people
I play in midfield. Don't get back to defend.
You should get back, it's playing it safe, and can be fun
lost my virginity to a bagel in my mates kitchen.
Yup, but I fancy doing someone above 4 outta 10 for a change.Pochsy wrote:
No worries, there is always somebody desperate enough. Always.jord wrote:
I'm more of a tutti fruity man myself.
I'm probably not gonna be on this site for a while, I'm ending my month long dry spell whether the ladies of lancashire like it, or not.
but you're not circumcised, surprised the bagel took itThe Sheriff wrote:
lost my virginity to a bagel in my mates kitchen.
Morning lads.
I'm voting Liberal Democrats because Nick Clegg was arrested when he was 16 for arson, burnt down two greenhouses full of cacti in germany on an exchange programme.
Good skills mate. Got smelly fingers?The Sheriff wrote:
Last night. Pull a bird. Take her back mine. Smash her against my Jermaine Beckford poster. Finish. Go to sleep.
That looks like my Dad, go and have a look at my Facebook pics for proofDonFck wrote:
I was gonna post a picture of a donkey, but then I thought the joke is old. So here's a picture of a nice bum instead:Ultrafunkula wrote:
I am dissapoint. The gloriously formed ass has been out of sight since morning.
http://i43.tinypic.com/hvunbd.jpg
Btw, what the hell was the deal with snow this morning? It's almost May goddamnit!
well said.11 Bravo wrote:
finalnd+bf2s+dst = special people
shut your cunt mouthruisleipa wrote:
well said.11 Bravo wrote:
finalnd+bf2s+dst = special people
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...commander of the armies of the north...general of the Felix Legions...loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius...father to a murdered son...husband to a murdered wife...and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Harsh... but fair11 Bravo wrote:
shut your cunt mouthruisleipa wrote:
well said.11 Bravo wrote:
finalnd+bf2s+dst = special people
My name is Oliver Bondimus Turdius...fluffer of the men of the north...commander of the dancefloors of the gay bars...loyal gimp to the true emperor, Cameronus Robbinus...owner of a murdered ringpiece...seeker of an intact ringpiece...and I will have my pleasure, in this life or the next.The Sheriff wrote:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...commander of the armies of the north...general of the Felix Legions...loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius...father to a murdered son...husband to a murdered wife...and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Dear flamers and flamebaiters,
Shit gets old real fast.
Shit gets old real fast.
I need around tree fiddy.
Hello.
My name is Inigo Mantoya.
You killed my Father, prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Mantoya.
You killed my Father, prepare to die.
Fuck Israel
real world facts about the vols
would have been a more appropriate title
would have been a more appropriate title
ayejord wrote:
Harsh... but fair11 Bravo wrote:
shut your cunt mouthruisleipa wrote:
well said.
Hi, Nice to meet you both my name is Scabbius Dickious and I;' like you meet a dear friend of mine her name is Verruca VaginalCammRobb wrote:
My name is Oliver Bondimus Turdius...fluffer of the men of the north...commander of the dancefloors of the gay bars of the north...loyal gimp to the true emperor, Cameronus Robbinus...owner of a murdered ringpiece...seeker of an intact ringpiece...and I will have my pleasure, in this life or the next.The Sheriff wrote:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...commander of the armies of the north...general of the Felix Legions...loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius...father to a murdered son...husband to a murdered wife...and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
fffffuuuuuuuu super glue
That's gross...1927 wrote:
Hi, Nice to meet you both my name is Scabbius Dickious and I;' like you meet a dear friend of mine her name is Verruca VaginalCammRobb wrote:
My name is Oliver Bondimus Turdius...fluffer of the men of the north...commander of the dancefloors of the gay bars of the north...loyal gimp to the true emperor, Cameronus Robbinus...owner of a murdered ringpiece...seeker of an intact ringpiece...and I will have my pleasure, in this life or the next.The Sheriff wrote:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...commander of the armies of the north...general of the Felix Legions...loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius...father to a murdered son...husband to a murdered wife...and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I'm not left handed either!Dilbert_X wrote:
Hello.
My name is Inigo Mantoya.
You killed my Father, prepare to die.
If you've glued your fingers.. ..what are you writing with right now?liquidat0r wrote:
fffffuuuuuuuu super glue
I need around tree fiddy.
I've been sat on this car park for half an hour waiting for mother and I'm gonna get away with not paying the £2.20 an hour ticket price shit yeah