Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6913

Sisco10 wrote:

So, we have a swiss family as guests at the hotel I work at. I had a shift on thursday and this little girl comes to me and tells me it´s her birthday and what a great day it was and that she will never forget it.
Then I realise the strangely looking shawl she is wearing on her head and realise it might be due to her not having any hair, like cancer patients do have.
I didn´t even ask how old she was, but judging by her appearance not older than 7 or 8.
I couldn´t bring myself to the indiscretion of asking if she was sick, so I just congratulated her.



This jsut hit me like a brick wall.holy shit.
Me, I would have cunt-punted her.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6915
strangelove you are a cunt passively, so technically all actions you perform do not require the active adverb
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6913

Uzique wrote:

strangelove you are a cunt passively, so technically all actions you perform do not require the active adverb

phishman420 wrote:

wat
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6788
I actually had to chuckle a bit at that. THx.
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Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6316|00770
raaaaawr, off to bed, gnite all ♥
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|6382|CANADA

Eifa wrote:

raaaaawr, off to bed, gnite all ♥

The_Lance_117's Alarm Clock wrote:

1:50
wat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7182|Cinncinatti

RTHKI's watch wrote:

4:52
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7072|UK

pace51 wrote:

Wwhy is the first response that someone gives " OMG MUSLIM TERRORIST GUARD UR SUBWAYS DER GUNNA K1LL U5 ALL AAAAALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
hmm? You're making things up. That's not what Uzique wrote at all.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6316|00770
Eifa's alarm clock wrote: 23:54
gotta get up at 6 for work. ugh <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5623|Sydney

The_Lance_117 wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

What's the little plastic mallet/hammer for? j/k
it's a clever shovel used to dig up soil for harvesting various hemp plants.
Looks more like something used to tap the tops of shrooms right before harvest so they drop a few spores for next season.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5623|Sydney

Eifa wrote:

Eifa's alarm clock wrote: 23:54
gotta get up at 6 for work. ugh <3
I just did...
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7187|London

I got up at 6 today...

pm
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|6382|CANADA
I got up early and watched Seasons 3 and 4 of The Office.
Shit was SO cash.
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6144
I got up at 5 AM. Aced the Spanish mid term and handed in my paper for Ethics. 8
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6681|Uk
and a month after getting my new TV ive finally got round to sorting out our shitheap ariel so the freeview works

MOTD time
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7077|Finland

AussieReaper wrote:

DonFck wrote:

I'm thinking this project will take me about 3-4 years if I stick with it.
You couldn't commit to your pet goldfish, so I doubt this will last.
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I just finished 1999. I seriously can't do that album again. Also, Van Halens 1984 is poop on a stick.

998 albums to go.
I need around tree fiddy.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7182|Cinncinatti

DonFck wrote:

Also, Van Halens 1984 is poop on a stick.
D:
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7046|132 and Bush

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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7077|Finland

RTHKI wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Also, Van Halens 1984 is poop on a stick.
D:
The synths! My God, the synths!

And when there aren't synths present, it's either David Lee Roth telling everyone how macho he is in his big hair and tights and how he has a cock that could fuck for decades on end, or Eddie Van Halen being all "look what I can do with this guitar!", which isn't that ultra special compared to many guitar players before or after that album.

I just don't like it.

1984 summarized: "Yeah, legs, sex, teacher, boner, jump, yeah, boner, sex, boner, yeah"

2½ / 5

The only good song IMHO was Girl Gone Bad. I might say Panama/Jump/Hot for Teacher, but I think it's because of my earcanals have been saturated with those songs since, well 1984.
I need around tree fiddy.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7182|Cinncinatti
I was thinking more of Panama


but tbh i dont listen much to Van Halen anymore
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7046|132 and Bush

RTHKI wrote:

I was thinking more of Panama
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=_Zm5c7m … re=related

but tbh i dont listen much to Van Halen anymore
yea well 26 years later and everybodys a critic..lol
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6915
i sure hope my kids dick on lady gaga and britney spears
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7046|132 and Bush

Uzique wrote:

my kids
theres a fucking horrifying thought
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7077|Finland

Uzique wrote:

i sure hope my kids dick on lady gaga and britney spears
You know what zeek? You should take on the same challenge Reaps doesn't think I can manage to finish (I'm not sure I can either). You could like the idea, being a consumer/connoisseur of music.

The list "1001 Albums you must hear before you die", alphabetized by album name. Lez do it.
I need around tree fiddy.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6915
that would be mega. maybe something to compile over summer.

kmar what's with you being a cunt all the time now? stop drinking you crazy fuck
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