thats denise. shes married now
thats denise. shes married now
I was like "do you want me to tell you when Im about to nut" and she was like, "what for? so it could make a mess all over the car?"
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only thing left to do is suck each other's widgeys
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lol. we were driving around smoking a bowl and i started rubbing on her tits. we pulled over in my neighborhood and she started doing work. after i busted, she kept going; i had to tell her to stop
this broad was crazy. she "meowed" her answering machine message like she was cat. her mom was a lunatic too
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haha
she also was diabetic and I didnt find out till I felt her up and caught my fingers on some wires attached her. that shit was funny. she had some black box attached to her.
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Insulin pump, I would imagine. Either that or she was investigating you for the INS.eleven bravo wrote:
she also was diabetic and I didnt find out till I felt her up and caught my fingers on some wires attached her. that shit was funny. she had some black box attached to her.
GS that sounds like you fucked Frankenstein.
my pizza just got here
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Let me know if it's awesome, I'm hungry. I think I might go downstairs and warm up some left-over meatloaf in a bit.
its really hot. if I had gone to the market id still be looking for the kind of cereal I want right now
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hippy
developers in sync experience
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i lost my virginity to a half black half puerto rican chick
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nice. i lost mine to a fucking bitch. she was a babe tho
did you bleed?
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this pizza is good
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i bet you were both like 12, crazy people
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thats what she saideleven bravo wrote:
this pizza is good
Gooners?eleven bravo wrote:
i lost my virginity to a half black half puerto rican chick
Tbh sounds a niice combination.
i thought most puerto ricans were mixed race anyway, african/european/native/asian all sorts of combinations you get in Caribbean/Americas
mexicans
african/european/mek/native/asianMekstizzle wrote:
i thought most puerto ricans were mixed race anyway, african/european/native/asian all sorts of combinations you get in Caribbean/Americas
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