holy tits

2010-04-07 03:48:12

#1

Brasso: member; +1,549|7037

so i just woke up yeah? but since it's been really beautiful out here in the NE, i had my windows open through the night and woke up to beautiful birdsong yeah? so my alarm goes off and i log onto bf2s and check email as usual yeah? but then i hear my fuckin alarm - except it only rings once. i check it and it's clearly off. turns out some bird outside is mimicking my alarm clock

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2010-04-07 03:49:15

#2

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5644|Cleveland, Ohio

yeah

2010-04-07 03:51:36

#3

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6679

1.capture it
2.make it reproduce
3.sell the alarm mimicking offspring
4.???
5.profit

2010-04-07 03:55:03

#4

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6278|00770

cool story brah

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-04-07 04:05:11

#5

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7098|Devon, England

I'm sure this is why EE Chats was invented.

2010-04-07 04:05:50

#6

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5644|Cleveland, Ohio

i wanted tits tbh.

/close ban

2010-04-07 04:06:29

#7

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6881|6 6 4 oh, I forget

11 Bravo wrote:
i wanted tits tbh.

/close ban

2010-04-07 04:09:58

#8

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5881|Ventura, California

Ultrafunkula wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
i wanted tits tbh.

/close ban

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-04-07 04:11:45

#9

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6918|Gold Coast

Did you record the sound?

noice

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png

2010-04-07 04:12:54

#10

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6929|...

sounds like the start of a modern Disney movie

2010-04-07 04:13:22

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7028|London, England

KuSTaV wrote:
Did you record the sound?

Then put it onto your phone and use it as your alarm

2010-04-07 04:22:29

#12

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6904

fuck you, haffey

haffeysucks wrote:
but since it's been really beautiful out here in the NE,

you suck.

2010-04-07 04:28:42

#13

Chou: Member; +737|7198

haffeysucks wrote:
so i just woke up yeah? but since it's been really beautiful out here in the NE, i had my windows open through the night and woke up to beautiful birdsong yeah? so my alarm goes off and i log onto bf2s and check email as usual yeah? but then i hear my fuckin alarm - except it only rings once. i check it and it's clearly off. turns out some bird outside is mimicking my alarm clock

I once lived with my girlfriend in an apartment complex and during summer we had all windows and doors open.
She says to me The A Team is on TV so I switch on the box but nothings on.. turns out there's a parrot 2 floors below us whistling the A Team tune several times a day.

I laughed my ass off, it was incredible.

2010-04-07 04:30:05

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6560|what

5 star thread. Would read again. A++

2010-04-07 04:33:18

#15

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7072|NT, like Mick Dundee

Quality thread.

451% AU approved.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2010-04-07 04:34:58

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7028|London, England

burnzz wrote:
fuck you, haffey

haffeysucks wrote:
but since it's been really beautiful out here in the NE,
you suck.

go pats

2010-04-07 04:35:40

#17

baggs: Member; +732|6611

it's like theres a rip in the packet and the contents of AU chat is leaking into the surrounding areas.

the actual contents of the packet are open to interpretation...

2010-04-07 04:46:09

#18

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6733|England

I looked in this thread expecting to see a nun with her tits out.

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2010-04-07 04:50:41

#19

baggs: Member; +732|6611

JakAttaK wrote:
I looked in this thread expecting to see a nun with her tits out.

the more you expect of bf2s, the more it disappoints.

2010-04-07 04:59:02

#20

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6731|Graz, Austria

I read somewhere about a research papers on the internet where biologists found out that the males of certain birds adapt the birdsong of other species and even inanimate tunes like telephone ring tones to impress the females with during mating season.

Edit:
http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/new … ile-phones

Last edited by globefish23 (2010-04-07 05:01:29)

2010-04-07 05:02:02