Ultrafunkula
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Telegraph wrote:

A young woman has become the first person to be completely banned from buying alcohol nationwide.

Laura Hall, 20, has been barred from drinking at every pub, club and hotel in England and Wales. She is also prohibited from purchasing alcohol at shops, supermarkets and off-licenses, under the terms of a drinking banning order, police said.

Officers have repeatedly had to deal with Miss Hall’s antisocial behaviour in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcs. Photographs released yesterday showed her swigging from a bottle of white wine on a train, and drinking shots of spirits.

Sgt David Roberts, of West Mercia police, said the order would protect the public in Bromsgrove and added that he hoped it would give the 20-year-old binge drinker an opportunity to “get her life back on track”.

The order for a drinking banning order (DBO) was made at Kidderminster Magistrates' Court, and will last until April 2012.

Miss Hall will also be sent on an alcohol-misuse course to try to help her curb her problem.

She faces a £2,500 fine if she is caught breaching the strict conditions.

DBOs were introduced by the Home Office in September 2009 as a measure to prevent individuals who are causing alcohol-related disorder from entering specified licensed premises.

Miss Hall had already been excluded from local licensed premises through the pub-watch scheme.

Sgt Roberts said: "While there have been some drinking banning orders issued already since their introduction last year, this is the first to be issued on a nationwide basis and it effectively bans Laura Hall from drinking or buying alcohol in any licensed premises across the whole of England and Wales.

"We chose to use this new legislation as a way of helping address Laura's offending behaviour, and we very much hope that rather than seeing it as a punishment, she will use it as an opportunity to get her life back on track.

"The conditions of the order will also help to protect the public in Bromsgrove and the surrounding area from the anti-social effects of Laura's behaviour and we hope they will feel reassured to learn this DBO is in place."
Only in Am... nowait, UK.

But srsly how much hassle can a 20yo make in a couple years time in pubs to get a ban like this? Apparently A LOT.

So wotchit Teds, you could be next if this trend spreads to the neighbour island

KLIK

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2010-04-15 23:39:56)

JohnJohnson747
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I bet she's hot. Pics or gtfo.

This story is probably a load though, where's your link?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7144|Cinncinatti
wont it be hard to enforce?
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Nordemus
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+60|6404
She looks older than 20 tbh

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/16/article-1266298-09265809000005DC-859_233x324.jpg
JohnJohnson747
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Nordemus wrote:

She looks older than 20 tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/ … 33x324.jpg
It's all the alcohol, makes her look older..
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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JohnJohnson747 wrote:

Nordemus wrote:

She looks older than 20 tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/ … 33x324.jpg
It's all the alcohol, makes her look older..
Prolly, yeah. Remembered that Kelsey Grammer got his nice dark voice way back with a shitload of whiskey. Maybe she was after a similar result?
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6730|New Haven, CT
Does drinking actually deepen your voice? I might try it if that is the case...
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6880|6 6 4 oh, I forget

nukchebi0 wrote:

Does drinking actually deepen your voice? I might try it if that is the case...
If you keep doing it for a couple years and you wake up having a hangover every day and curing it with more booze, I'd say yes.
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6730|New Haven, CT

Ultrafunkula wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

Does drinking actually deepen your voice? I might try it if that is the case...
If you keep doing it for a couple years and you wake up having a hangover every day and curing it with more booze, I'd say yes.
I'm way too cheap for that to be a possibility.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Id nail it if thats it ^^^
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6730|New Haven, CT

1927 wrote:

Id nail it if thats it ^^^
She looks like an adult move actress, no? You have Tiger Woods' taste.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

nukchebi0 wrote:

1927 wrote:

Id nail it if thats it ^^^
She looks like an adult move actress, no? You have Tiger Woods' taste.
I dunno she might be, Im not ruling it out, just looks like a normal bird unall (if such a thing exists, hahaha get me, Im dead).  Probably a right dirty cow with stains in her drawers, when she wears them.

Id never go out with it though, she'd play you more than a deck or cards.

And she's got a Brummie accent, id stick a bottle of wine in its gob to stop it saying anything whilst Im smashing her pasty
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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It just hit me. You know '27 who she kinda looks like?




































https://images.art.com/images/products/large/10101000/10101849.jpg

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You've just put me right off now Funky, I dont even want a Pasty nevermind a Patsy.

She could be her kid.  If you wanna know how ya Mrs will be in her 40's, look at ya Mum In Law.

On a plus side, Vodka.  I only drink Finnish Vodka btw, Im a conneuiseur
pace51
Boom?
+194|5580|Markham, Ontario
She's lucky they gave her the punishment. Hell, by the time someone drinks enough alchohol to be banned nationwide from aqcuiring, their probably dead of alchohol poisoning already.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6985|Columbus, OH
She probably wants people to remember her by this picture
https://img198.imageshack.us/img198/728/drunkab.jpg

source

Last edited by loubot (2010-04-16 05:11:06)

nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6730|New Haven, CT
You see guys its because of your 18 drinking age. Your british think you're so enlightened but you're not.
Ultrafunkula
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nukchebi0 wrote:

You see guys its because of your 18 drinking age.
You think that ever stopped anyone around the world?
Uzique
dasein.
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actually binge drinking culture is much much worse in america, especially in the 18-25 young adult bracket. people go crazy with that shit over there at frat parties and college when they turn 21. the lengthly prohibition just creates a volcano of alcoholic angst. teenager's approach to drinking in the united kingdom hardly changes at all between non-legal and legal ages, because it's such a casually acceptable and easily attainable thing, anyway.
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Cybargs
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Uzique wrote:

actually binge drinking culture is much much worse in america, especially in the 18-25 young adult bracket. people go crazy with that shit over there at frat parties and college when they turn 21. the lengthly prohibition just creates a volcano of alcoholic angst. teenager's approach to drinking in the united kingdom hardly changes at all between non-legal and legal ages, because it's such a casually acceptable and easily attainable thing, anyway.
Good. Weeds out the stupid kids in college.
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nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6730|New Haven, CT
Do you define binge drinking as something more serious than the pathetically weak five-drink standard most studies use?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5765|London, England
She'll just have to do what every American 20 year old has to do... get someone else to buy it for her (and pay the requisite beer tax, usually 1 beer per six pack to the buyer )
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5765|London, England

Uzique wrote:

actually binge drinking culture is much much worse in america, especially in the 18-25 young adult bracket. people go crazy with that shit over there at frat parties and college when they turn 21. the lengthly prohibition just creates a volcano of alcoholic angst. teenager's approach to drinking in the united kingdom hardly changes at all between non-legal and legal ages, because it's such a casually acceptable and easily attainable thing, anyway.
Eh, I toned down my drinking a lot after I turned 21 It's not as fun when it's legal.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
DonFck
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JohnG@lt wrote:

..pay the requisite beer tax, usually 1 beer per six pack to the buyer
Either that, or..

I need around tree fiddy.
Trotskygrad
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banhammered.

Oh and this IS NOT BECAUSE OF LOWER DRINKING AGE.

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