Shit in the communal spaces too, you might get a day off workFlecco wrote:
Crash the computer, jam the photocopier.Pochsy wrote:
Oh man, I can't wait! I'll be working for the government!
You'll need to provide me tips on how to be extraordinarily inefficient. I don't want to look like I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't see how cellphones are bad for productivity, no differance between me reading a book in the toilets and me going on bf2s...
Poksy; Take your time having a crap, you could even go into the stall and sit down to piss, but spend like 20 mins doing so, blame last nights meal for it.
Better yet, blame it on whatever food they give you (even if you buy your lunch across the street) and demand better working conditions or you'll be forced to contact the union.The Sheriff wrote:
Poksy; Take your time having a crap, you could even go into the stall and sit down to piss, but spend like 20 mins doing so, blame last nights meal for it.
Chinese monkeys like nuts.Shahter wrote:
no. just rice to peanuts.DonFck wrote:
Did you just compare the Chinese to monkeys?Shahter wrote:
outsorce to china. rice is chaper.
they do? better watch them then.Trotskygrad wrote:
Chinese monkeys like nuts.Shahter wrote:
no. just rice to peanuts.DonFck wrote:
Did you just compare the Chinese to monkeys?
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
Screw that.DonFck wrote:
On the other hand, thanks to cell phones and the internet, I can be reached 24/7 on business, even on holiday.ATG wrote:
Cell phones and the internet have been the biggest killer of production and customer service.
It always amazes me at work or in a shop when you ask for something and get the look 'WTF can't you see I'm texting/on the phone/surfing the web?'
Fuck Israel
I can't believe that happens. Any job I've ever worked at, if I tried to pull that shit I'd get a talking to by management. If it happened again there'd be formal warnings issued.
Same.Jaekus wrote:
I can't believe that happens. Any job I've ever worked at, if I tried to pull that shit I'd get a talking to by management. If it happened again there'd be formal warnings issued.
The laziest workers work at Boeing.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
It's all supervision and leadership in my expirence.ATG wrote:
They are lazy.
They clock in and leave their brains in the car.
They steal from you.
They pad their time cards and expenses.
Most have little ambition besides lunch and vacation hours.
Most are incapable of wiping their ass and washing their hands.
You can't run a business without them.
The worst of the worst works for the government.
only ATG could create a topic complaining about employees when there are thousands of prospective job applicants.
Maybe you aren't paying them enough? Maybe you need to fire them and hire people more motivated to work. There are a few people I work with that are like that and there are a few that aren't.
Maybe you aren't paying them enough? Maybe you need to fire them and hire people more motivated to work. There are a few people I work with that are like that and there are a few that aren't.
whoa I thought you got kidnapped or somethingHunter/Jumper wrote:
It's all supervision and leadership in my expirence.ATG wrote:
They are lazy.
They clock in and leave their brains in the car.
They steal from you.
They pad their time cards and expenses.
Most have little ambition besides lunch and vacation hours.
Most are incapable of wiping their ass and washing their hands.
You can't run a business without them.
The worst of the worst works for the government.
yea by 4 kidsHurricane2k9 wrote:
whoa I thought you got kidnapped or somethingHunter/Jumper wrote:
It's all supervision and leadership in my expirence.ATG wrote:
They are lazy.
They clock in and leave their brains in the car.
They steal from you.
They pad their time cards and expenses.
Most have little ambition besides lunch and vacation hours.
Most are incapable of wiping their ass and washing their hands.
You can't run a business without them.
The worst of the worst works for the government.
You are a Racist if you are bringing to light the fact there are more than 10% of Americans out of work.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
only ATG could create a topic complaining about employees when there are thousands of prospective job applicants.
Maybe you aren't paying them enough? Maybe you need to fire them and hire people more motivated to work. There are a few people I work with that are like that and there are a few that aren't.
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wat?Hunter/Jumper wrote:
You are a Racist if you are bringing to light the fact there are more than 10% of Americans out of work.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
only ATG could create a topic complaining about employees when there are thousands of prospective job applicants.
Maybe you aren't paying them enough? Maybe you need to fire them and hire people more motivated to work. There are a few people I work with that are like that and there are a few that aren't.
The number one thing besides the economy that is a problem for my fellow business owners, is people.
All trades and businesses have the same complaint.
All trades and businesses have the same complaint.
Hire some better workers then, dumbass.
If you say so. Speaking from the experience in my company if we have employees that have poor performance we fire them. I've fired 2 myself.ATG wrote:
All trades and businesses have the same complaint.
Ping-pong FTW.King_County_Downy wrote:
The laziest workers work at Boeing.
Can I work for you ATG, sounds like your standards are low.
Are you the boss?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
If you say so. Speaking from the experience in my company if we have employees that have poor performance we fire them. I've fired 2 myself.ATG wrote:
All trades and businesses have the same complaint.
We love cell phones, just not cell phone interruptions.JohnG@lt wrote:
Wanna hire me? I don't own a cell phone (by choice)
Most small businesses aren't as tightly regimented. They rely heavily on the honor system.Sydney wrote:
Same.Jaekus wrote:
I can't believe that happens. Any job I've ever worked at, if I tried to pull that shit I'd get a talking to by management. If it happened again there'd be formal warnings issued.
I guess I don"t have a skinny bunch of little man-boyz like you to hire from.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
If you say so. Speaking from the experience in my company if we have employees that have poor performance we fire them. I've fired 2 myself.ATG wrote:
All trades and businesses have the same complaint.
Sorry bud, there is a box on my application that says " george w. bush sucks cocks in hell. "Lotta_Drool wrote:
Can I work for you ATG, sounds like your standards are low.
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