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of course you're going to look like a retard, you'll be speaking french

eleven bravo wrote:

time to get loaded

and have sexy time?

I have a free booze party coming up in 9h.

RTHKI wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

you still havent gotten any?

Of course not he pisses off everyone he talks to. j/kj/k

aww ive used up all my karma

Eifa wrote:

mornin

Is that all you have to say? Mornin? Huh? What's that about? What's that supposed to mean? Mornin. Come on!

eleven bravo wrote:

roll it up light it up smoke it up inhale exhale

thats some funky cypress hill sh*t

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Eifa wrote:

mornin

Is that all you have to say? Mornin? Huh? What's that about? What's that supposed to mean? Mornin. Come on!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Eifa wrote:

mornin

Is that all you have to say? Mornin? Huh? What's that about? What's that supposed to mean? Mornin. Come on!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.

And now she thinks she's a plane...

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Is that all you have to say? Mornin? Huh? What's that about? What's that supposed to mean? Mornin. Come on!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.

And now she thinks she's a plane...

Just one note, could make me float, could make me float away.
One note from the song she wrote, could fuck me where I lay.
Just one note, could make me choke, one note that's not a lie.
Just one note, could cut my throat, one note could make me die

I like pleasure spiked with pain,
and music is my aeroplane,
it's my aeroplane.
Songbird sweet and sour Jane,
and music is my aeroplane,
it's my aeroplane..

stupid caps thing

Last edited by RTHKI (2010-05-05 23:36:19)

You could take 36 baboons in a giant dildo fight!