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2010-05-05 23:43:48
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6265|The Mitten

Eifa wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.
Got ya safety pamphlets!
http://i41.tinypic.com/20sbnso.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/esjfc1.jpg
thank you very many
i would "fly that airline", if you know what i mean.































































so, can you tell me what that means?
EE (hats
2010-05-05 23:48:16
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,742|7003|Cinncinatti

is there anything more intimidating than a blue blob?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
2010-05-05 23:54:48
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6137|00770

Morpheus wrote:

so, can you tell me what that means?
not really, no.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-05-05 23:55:10
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6265|The Mitten
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EE (hats
2010-05-05 23:55:39
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,742|7003|Cinncinatti
its getting a little chilly in here
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
2010-05-06 00:00:10
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6265|The Mitten

Eifa wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

so, can you tell me what that means?
not really, no.
EE (hats
2010-05-06 00:01:43
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6739|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Helsinki. A big explosion probably due to too much pressure in ye olde pipes under the city, threw up a load of manhole covers took off and landed on cars on the street. Reminds me again not to move to an area with before WW2 installed plumbing.

Or then it was Osama.
2010-05-06 00:01:47
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6137|00770

Morpheus wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

so, can you tell me what that means?
not really, no.

anyway, off to see my friend.
laterz <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-05-06 00:03:50
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6265|The Mitten

Eifa wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

Eifa wrote:


not really, no.

anyway, off to see my friend.
laterz <3
later.






























will you tell me then?
EE (hats
2010-05-06 00:39:06
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6921

Wow my dog is having some intense dreams right now, it's a bit scary
Normally, as dogs get older they dream more often. He growls, snores, whimpers a little, twitches his paws.

But just now his eyes were nearly completely open and I could see his eyeballs rolled back and he was growling a lot and really shaking his paw, like he was clawing at something. That was only for a few seconds though, and now he's settled down.

Seeing his eyes all rolled back though, and that twitching, you'd think he was having a seizure
2010-05-06 00:49:20
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6739|6 6 4 oh, I forget

mtb0minime wrote:

Wow my dog is having some intense dreams right now, it's a bit scary
Normally, as dogs get older they dream more often. He growls, snores, whimpers a little, twitches his paws.

But just now his eyes were nearly completely open and I could see his eyeballs rolled back and he was growling a lot and really shaking his paw, like he was clawing at something. That was only for a few seconds though, and now he's settled down.

Seeing his eyes all rolled back though, and that twitching, you'd think he was having a seizure
Wet dreams. You gonna need to clean your carpet soon
2010-05-06 00:55:04
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6889|Little Bentcock

mtb0minime wrote:

Wow my dog is having some intense dreams right now, it's a bit scary
Normally, as dogs get older they dream more often. He growls, snores, whimpers a little, twitches his paws.

But just now his eyes were nearly completely open and I could see his eyeballs rolled back and he was growling a lot and really shaking his paw, like he was clawing at something. That was only for a few seconds though, and now he's settled down.

Seeing his eyes all rolled back though, and that twitching, you'd think he was having a seizure
or possesed.

happy sleeping.
2010-05-06 02:24:46
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio

DonFck wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.
Got ya safety pamphlets!
http://i41.tinypic.com/20sbnso.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/esjfc1.jpg
scsb's
2010-05-06 02:27:21
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6898|Finland

11 Bravo wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Eifa Airlines. We hope your
flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is
as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright
position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Eifa Airlines, we'd like to
thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your
destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as
during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your
neighboor's head and knock you the fuck out.
Got ya safety pamphlets!
http://i41.tinypic.com/20sbnso.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/esjfc1.jpg
scsb's
Do you know the reference or do you just want attention by posting shitty abbreviations?
I need around tree fiddy.
2010-05-06 02:36:53
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio
uwotm8


and what does it matter, don?  this is ee chats...go wave your e penis somewhere else.

Last edited by 11 Bravo (2010-05-06 02:42:32)

2010-05-06 02:40:44
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6739|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Educate me. What is gwals and scsb? Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me I know, so what's added to it?
2010-05-06 02:41:33
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio
super Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
2010-05-06 02:44:40
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio
and where the fuck is burnzz?  pretty sad this forum has become when someone like him says fuck it.
2010-05-06 02:50:50
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6739|6 6 4 oh, I forget

11 Bravo wrote:

and where the fuck is burnzz?
I think he performed a RQ after his mini-ban. He'll be back after letting out some steam. Hopefully atleast.
2010-05-06 02:51:07
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6921

gwals = giggle with a little smile
2010-05-06 02:57:54
jord
Member
+2,382|6944|The North, beyond the wall.
Mods
2010-05-06 02:59:42
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio
also good job greece.......idiots
2010-05-06 03:03:50
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio

jord wrote:

Mods
its quite obvious they have given up.  now they just track down the people they dont like and fuck with them versus doing anything.
2010-05-06 03:06:31
jord
Member
+2,382|6944|The North, beyond the wall.
I wish they would give up I was banned all yesterday for posting twice in au chatz

Luckily it was my masturbation marathon so it didn't inconveniance me too much.
2010-05-06 03:06:56
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5503|Cleveland, Ohio

jord wrote:

I wish they would give up I was banned all yesterday for posting twice in au chatz
wat?

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