Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Well well well. The prodigal son returns. Wat's ap '27 ?
Whats appening mate?

Im busy, I get spurts where some weeks flat out and then next few quietens a little.  Biz is sooooooo much better than last year though.  Still leaving work approx 12 hours after getting here some days.  Just booked a lil hols, taking Mollie, Niece and her Mate out to my other Dads place in Spain in Aug.

What about yaself? Job Good? Mrs Good?
Vacation? Nice. Scroll back a page or two and you'll have my current plans about vacations. Job? Meh. Mrs. Ye.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

31 b-day today. Bring the strippers!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Funky, Happy Birthday to you
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gooners wrote:

...and i'm thinkin', lights are blindin' my eyes
Fucking yes Gooney, Video is amazing


Funky, Im still trying to find out about ya holidays
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6893|London, England
oi what you got against left handers


oh shit, funks'  b'day
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Funky - I got as far as War Man saying he used to be a Dwarth Hunter and gave up, copy/paste it for me
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

oi what you got against left handers


oh shit, funks'  b'day
Well I dont like bowling to them, I do ok vs them, I'll come round the wicket if no success in my first over against them, you dont get them room that way and then I'll keep swapping back n forth, not giving them a chance to settle.

They cant play hockey very well.  You cant get left handed hockey sticks as they would be too dangerous.

Right handers are not allowed to drink left handed.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im drinking Tea as I have run out of coffee.  Sorry boys, its only temproary
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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1927 wrote:

Funky - I got as far as War Man saying he used to be a Dwarth Hunter and gave up, copy/paste it for me
...................  ............ . ....... . .. ..    . .. . . . .  . . . What?
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6927

Gooners are you left-handed???

Pfft, I'm a lefty and I can play hockey just fine I get a good flick of my wrist with my right hand better. I can even play decently with my left hand too. Back in the day of little kids on roller skates in the street with crappy hockey sticks that weren't curved, I'd quickly flip the stick and switch sides, trip up the other team
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6893|London, England
I'm a leftie, but when it comes to batting in cricket I'm a rightie, but bowling is with left hand. Hockey and Tennis, I think I'm right handed in that. Actually, maybe not for Tennis. I can't remember. Actually wait, no I'm a leftie for Tennis. Hockey you're right about the sticks, bloody fascists
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6927

\o
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mtb0minime wrote:

Gooners are you left-handed???

Pfft, I'm a lefty and I can play hockey just fine I get a good flick of my wrist with my right hand better. I can even play decently with my left hand too. Back in the day of little kids on roller skates in the street with crappy hockey sticks that weren't curved, I'd quickly flip the stick and switch sides, trip up the other team
Not my hockey though is it, I play girly football as some people call it, you know the one where you put a frock on.  You can use the back of ya sticks in my game.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

I'm a leftie, but when it comes to batting in cricket I'm a rightie, but bowling is with left hand. Hockey and Tennis, I think I'm right handed in that. Actually, maybe not for Tennis. I can't remember. Actually wait, no I'm a leftie for Tennis. Hockey you're right about the sticks, bloody fascists
I know so many people that bowl right handed, bat left.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6893|London, England
bowling looks cooler left handed, as does shooting in football with the left foot

don't deny it
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Funky - I got as far as War Man saying he used to be a Dwarth Hunter and gave up, copy/paste it for me
...................  ............ . ....... . .. ..    . .. . . . .  . . . What?
Copy/paste ya holiday plans for me
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6927

'27 I wanna hang out with you, go bowling, have some drinks I will teach you to tolerate left-handers. We've been discriminated against all our lives! I'm sick and tired of these fucking scissors! And these fucking can openers! TODAY WE RISE UP AND REVOLT!!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6893|London, England
scissors, i've had to learn to just use my right hand for that shit
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

bowling looks cooler left handed, as does shooting in football with the left foot

don't deny it
Couldnt imagine knocking one out with my left though, Id find it easier knocking out round the table Sunday afternoon tbh.  Never liked fingering girls with my left either.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mtb0minime wrote:

'27 I wanna hang out with you, go bowling, have some drinks I will teach you to tolerate left-handers. We've been discriminated against all our lives! I'm sick and tired of these fucking scissors! And these fucking can openers! TODAY WE RISE UP AND REVOLT!!!
Nah im not anti nuffin me mate.  I was just issuing a warning to Eif's as she out with her girls, not to do any left handed drinking.  We have a few rules, be the same if I catch you talking to ya other half on the phone, send em a kiss down the phone, hang up, and finish ya drink off.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6927

i love you math
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mtb0minime wrote:

i love you math
Oh Thanks, im for a fag in that case
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Funky - I got as far as War Man saying he used to be a Dwarth Hunter and gave up, copy/paste it for me
...................  ............ . ....... . .. ..    . .. . . . .  . . . What?
Copy/paste ya holiday plans for me
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 5#p3151005

And slightly above you can see Tedders post that includes Christina Hendricks. I wanna see her in a porno
Ultrafunkula
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6945|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I think I'm gonna cancel that cruise with the missus in late june. Gonna take a flight to Löndön and stay there for a couple days and take a eurostar to Paris, stay there for two and take another quickie train to Amsterdam for 3-4 days of funs. Didn't check the hotels yet but so far the plane and train tickets would total for around 447€ for two. Not a bad price.
Ohhh nice, branch out and visit somewhere else other than London, If it this direction I'll come and find you.
Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I think I'm gonna cancel that cruise with the missus in late june. Gonna take a flight to Löndön and stay there for a couple days and take a eurostar to Paris, stay there for two and take another quickie train to Amsterdam for 3-4 days of funs. Didn't check the hotels yet but so far the plane and train tickets would total for around 447€ for two. Not a bad price.
Ohhh nice, branch out and visit somewhere else other than London, If it this direction I'll come and find you.
I doubt she'll be interested in anything other than the stores around Oxford street when I'm in the pub watching WC footy

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