A day in the life of the mod forums
sounds like memoir time
A voice emulator just called me. Freaked the shit out of me.
"Hello. My name is Maria. I am calling you with great opportunities for managerial.." Then I hung up.
"Hello. My name is Maria. I am calling you with great opportunities for managerial.." Then I hung up.
I need around tree fiddy.
That was me, and you hung up on me. Shan't be calling you again.
Also, look how sociable chuy and me are:
Also, look how sociable chuy and me are:
Clearly I have been missing out. Does that picture depict you two not talking to one another?
Oh and liq, go ahead and call, but don't use that scary-ass voice changer!
Oh and liq, go ahead and call, but don't use that scary-ass voice changer!
I need around tree fiddy.
Yeah, that's Mumble. We're in different channels and we're both muted + deafened (that's what the red X's are).
Mumble is poo. TS3 FTW!
They're both as good as each other, as is Ventrilo.
When I die, I'll be getting one of these made too:
Is this true?
yes. no englishman has ever left the island, ever.
also, nobody has ever invaded or entered our island. it's one big incestuous soup.
also, nobody has ever invaded or entered our island. it's one big incestuous soup.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Well, not intentionally...Uzique wrote:
yes. no englishman has ever left the island, ever.
I'm related to the queen.
Yikesliquidat0r wrote:
I'm related to the queen.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Just had a sudden massive urge to go buy KFC .... hmmm
make it a zinger or make it not at all
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
meh, I prefer the standard chicken pieces, you know
a few centuries ago, someone coined a phrase for those of ye kin:
faggot
faggot
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Fuck you liq now I want me sum chikin.
And the nearest KFC joint is what... 330km away.
And the nearest KFC joint is what... 330km away.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Fucking moody bitch was only fucking asking luv, keep ya knickers on.Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Oh yeah, the point to the story. Ginger fanny, she had one. It was well red and angry, like it was infected. Was over 10 years ago now so couldnt of been.1927 wrote:
Can you remember a story I told about pulling a bird on a Friday night, nailed it, sniffed it, it fucking stank. Proper smelly fanny. Told all the boys Saturday afternoon what she was like, they went out Sat night I didnt. They saw her, repeated what I had said. Im sat there smoking one about 10.30, just ready for match of the day.
Knock Knock (hang on, this isnt a joke)
I open the door and its her 'yakkkk yakkkk fume fume, finger pointing' kicking off with me over what I had told the boys (the cunts, stitching me like that). To try and wriggle out of it, I took her indoors, calmed her down, nailed it again, sent her home. She now lives opposite Mollie, sent a few glances each others way but I havent spoken to her. Her kids dont look like Me or Mollie, so they got fuck all to do with me, I do wonder if her gash still mings.
Yea I remember that! Holy moly now I even remember the bushy broad herself. It was a hot summer and she was doing outside work aka being one of those annoying Unicef "gimme ya mony for starving kids" robbers. Went out for drinks with a big group and some guys were wondering if she was using any femme refreshments under her arms at all. We thought it was about the heat since every other in the table stank aswell. Later on some days later when I banged her I realized that something is the wrong way here since the same smell was there again but it was something like 15C outside. Later on in some chatty room I asked her if she uses any deodorants. Needless to say she got mad
do they deliver?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Not in the same way as we do mateUzique wrote:
do they deliver?
Most KFC joints in the NT are now run by the Sudanese.Uzique wrote:
do they deliver?
So no, no deliveries.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.