"Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol."S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
j/k
Also, take some Vaseline coated cotton balls.
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j/k
Also, take some Vaseline coated cotton balls.
fix'dROGUEDD wrote:
"Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol."S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
j/k
Also, take some Vaseline coated butt plugs
Because AQ are everywere?S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
Fuck Israel
watseymorebutts443 wrote:
fix'dROGUEDD wrote:
"Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol."S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
j/k
Also, take some Vaseline coated butt plugs
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100 mile an hour tape.
Pillow is a themalite folding pillow, ya.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
I know you were in the armed forces and I assume you know how much weight you can carry/how much it can suck but I'm going to say it anyways.
You're backpacking?
Dump the pillow unless it's a compact thermalite type of deal, even then reconsider...
Probably dump the rope, only carry enough to lift your trash. 550 ft. is excessive unless you're planning on falling in a ravine.
Make sure the first aid kit is extensive/survival kit, signaling mirror, thermal blanket, rape whistle
maps maps maps, laminated/other waterproofing
can opener
dunno what the sleeping bag is, make sure it is adequate...
toilet paper
backpacking stove + fuel unless you're eating cold the whole time
ideally you pick two methods of purification out of boiling/tablets/purifier, and tablets usually taste like shit
moleskin
as many backpacking straps as you can get your hands on, half way through the first day you and everyone else is going to figure out if everything is sufficiently tied down or not
3 liters of water might not be enough depending on water availability. Particularly if you consider cooking and how much your compadres are carrying
plate might be kind of big/heavy, sierra cup is ideal but if you don't do this kind of thing a lot you might not want to buy it
trash bags
bear spray
It's 30 feet of 550 lb cord. It's essentially a stranded rope with a nylon sheath and about a quarter inch in diameter. It weighs next to nothing.
Moleskin is on my list, yeah, First aid kit is adequate.
Water will be treated by a purifying pump and then hit with UV light to kill anything left over.
And for food, I have a Marine buddy sending me up a case of MREs.
And to the one before this, yes I know how to read a damn compass/map
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Shovel is for digging a trench around the tent as well so it channels the water away if it rains.ceslayer23 wrote:
This.eleven bravo wrote:
leaves of three, let them be
And from an environmental preservation point of view, what is more friendly, digging a hole to shit in or just dropping it right on the ground? If animals shit in the woods, why can't humans? serious question, I have some backpacking experience but not a ton
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Get a bow and arrow and a sticky flammable substance (napalm?). Flaming arrows will take down any predators including bears.
shiny trinkets and bobbles to trade with the natives.
smallpox to kill themReciprocity wrote:
shiny trinkets and bobbles to trade with the natives.
damn, i need to hit the trail. been way too long for me
Well I'm not a chain smoker but whenever I need em they work. I prefer them to lighters when I go camping.JohnG@lt wrote:
I've had several zippo's and aside from the cool doing tricks factor, they're terrible lighters. Flints break, they need fluid, the hinge breaks etc.
If you're buying those crappy zippos in shops then obviously you're going to have problems. But a real zippo from a good camping store or something.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Fuck off moron.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I'm not a chain smoker but whenever I need em they work. I prefer them to lighters when I go camping.JohnG@lt wrote:
I've had several zippo's and aside from the cool doing tricks factor, they're terrible lighters. Flints break, they need fluid, the hinge breaks etc.
If you're buying those crappy zippos in shops then obviously you're going to have problems. But a real zippo from a good camping store or something.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Guns....................................................................lots of guns.
Survival tin, Whistle, survival bag.
All essential.
All essential.
Whistle
Waterproof bottoms
Thermal layers/tops
Batteries (in case flashlight carks it)
Signalling mirror
Waterproof bottoms
Thermal layers/tops
Batteries (in case flashlight carks it)
Signalling mirror
Vasaline coated cotton ballssssss. And not for yer arse.
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bears and shit. a gun is a tool, however the user uses it defines what it does. you shoot, c'monDilbert_X wrote:
Because AQ are everywere?S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
A++++ reply would read againJohnG@lt wrote:
Fuck off moron.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I'm not a chain smoker but whenever I need em they work. I prefer them to lighters when I go camping.JohnG@lt wrote:
I've had several zippo's and aside from the cool doing tricks factor, they're terrible lighters. Flints break, they need fluid, the hinge breaks etc.
If you're buying those crappy zippos in shops then obviously you're going to have problems. But a real zippo from a good camping store or something.
shifty im more american than you will ever be
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Whistle is definitely a good one, forgot that. Deck of playing cards is nice to just have around when your chilling before dark etc.CameronPoe wrote:
Whistle
Waterproof bottoms
Thermal layers/tops
Batteries (in case flashlight carks it)
Signalling mirror
as an American, I hereby appoint teds an honorary American. He may now enjoy all the rights and privileges afforded the most kick ass citizens in the world.FatherTed wrote:
shifty im more american than you will ever be
sorry shifty, I'm fresh out of appointments.
A 1911 would not be the slightest use against bears, pretty sure, wouldn't be any use for game either.FatherTed wrote:
bears and shit. a gun is a tool, however the user uses it defines what it does. you shoot, c'monDilbert_X wrote:
Because AQ are everywere?S3v3N wrote:
1911 with 3 mags
Fuck Israel
im pretty sure if you shot anything in the head with a 1911, it would dieDilbert_X wrote:
A 1911 would not be the slightest use against bears, pretty sure, wouldn't be any use for game either.FatherTed wrote:
bears and shit. a gun is a tool, however the user uses it defines what it does. you shoot, c'monDilbert_X wrote:
Because AQ are everywere?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
a .45acp slug would have a hard time going through a bear's skull. Maybe a small, harmless bear.FatherTed wrote:
im pretty sure if you shot anything in the head with a 1911, it would die