13rin
Member
+977|6882
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7087|United States of America
That "dialogue" seems to have the same amount of effort put into it as pre-coitus porno dialogue. Maybe I should lay off the porno for a while if I'm seeing these similarities.
13rin
Member
+977|6882

DesertFox- wrote:

That "dialogue" seems to have the same amount of effort put into it as pre-coitus porno dialogue. Maybe I should lay off the porno for a while if I'm seeing these similarities.
I'd like to see a 300lb person on it when the batteries go...
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6981|Columbus, OH
kinda disappointing the two broads are not making out ...
13rin
Member
+977|6882

loubot wrote:

kinda disappointing the two broads are not making out ...
Yea... They shoulda gone in for a kiss to demonstrate the precise control of their toys.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6794|Southern California
Both chicks keep the tips of their toes on the ground like they think they are about to lose it at any minute.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5946|Toronto
Too bad Asimo sucked dick and changed nothing.

Too bad Segway was out ages ago using the exact same concept and changed nothing.

EDIT- Segway, upon a moment of thought, was even better than this piece of crap. It could handle at least some difficult terrain, while this pile looks like it's barely managing on a smooth floor indoors.

Also, the fold out ass-pads actually made me lol.

Last edited by Pochsy (2010-05-25 17:07:36)

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7109|67.222.138.85
Hey Pochsy if you could continue demonstrating your ignorance to everyone that would be great.

Asimov was a big step forward in robotics technology, the human step is very difficult to emulate.

The Segway is completely different. Don't be such a dummy.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6900

^ personal attack, reported.

    *  You may post now, motherfucka
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5946|Toronto

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Hey Pochsy if you could continue demonstrating your ignorance to everyone that would be great.

Asimov was a big step forward in robotics technology, the human step is very difficult to emulate.
Wrang. "Asimov" was actually named Asimo. I Robot was a shit movie, too. What the fuck are you on? Let's talk about ignorance.

Asimo, made by Honda, is a polished version of Wabain, who was completed in 1995. That's 5 years ahead of Asimo.

https://www.elitetrack.com/images/blog/wabian-2r.jpg

Your the shittest mod here.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

The Segway is completely different. Don't be such a dummy.
How so? A balanced personal transportation device? Groundbreaking!!

EDIT- forgot to change the quotes.

Last edited by Pochsy (2010-05-25 17:18:32)

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Bevo
Nah
+718|6923|Austin, Texas
i'd rather have a full fledged chair than a little stool thing
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7052

I just want a motherfucking rocket chair. Is that too much to ask for?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6900

Bevo wrote:

i'd rather have a full fledged chair than a little stool thing
fuck sake, ghettoperson
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7093|Devon, England
That Looks Awesome!
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7119|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Should be banned from import or require a prescription from a doctor to obtain one in the US.  Americans don't need yet another reason to not get up and use their own two legs.

Last edited by mcgid1 (2010-05-25 17:53:51)

Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7109|67.222.138.85

Pochsy wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Hey Pochsy if you could continue demonstrating your ignorance to everyone that would be great.

Asimov was a big step forward in robotics technology, the human step is very difficult to emulate.
Wrang. "Asimov" was actually named Asimo. I Robot was a shit movie, too. What the fuck are you on? Let's talk about ignorance.

Asimo, made by Honda, is a polished version of Wabain, who was completed in 1995. That's 5 years ahead of Asimo.

http://www.elitetrack.com/images/blog/wabian-2r.jpg

Your the shittest mod here.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

The Segway is completely different. Don't be such a dummy.
How so? A balanced personal transportation device? Groundbreaking!!

EDIT- forgot to change the quotes.
I meant Asimo and typo'd Asimov instead. Really?

Well, let's see, this balances on a single point on its own, the Segway doesn't balance in the same fashion at all. The Segway detects how much you are forcing a deviation away from its rest state and adjusts the throttle accordingly, making it "balance" only because the speed is coordinated with your tilt. This is freestanding on its own. The difference is blatant if you just actually look at the two and how they are used.

Self-adjustment is one of the most important technologies in developing robots to be used in dynamic, every-day ways.
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|6123|Gulf Coast

No thanks, I'll just walk.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7049|Poundland

DesertFox- wrote:

That "dialogue" seems to have the same amount of effort put into it as pre-coitus porno dialogue. Maybe I should lay off the porno for a while if I'm seeing these similarities.
"It's easy to ride, come on, I'll show you how to do it"
I see exactly where you're coming from
13rin
Member
+977|6882
If only it went 35.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Benzin
Member
+576|6401

DesertFox- wrote:

That "dialogue" seems to have the same amount of effort put into it as pre-coitus porno dialogue. Maybe I should lay off the porno for a while if I'm seeing these similarities.
It's "precoital"... learn English.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6768|California
who needs honda when you have teen werewolves from texas!
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6914|Gold Coast
Holy flying santaclaus shit.

That is fucking awesome.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Engineer_Fox
Has a horse outside
+48|5586|Hague City Firm - Holland
Asimo, Awesom-o,

really???
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6876|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Lazy bastards. That blonde was smoking hot.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7048

DesertFox- wrote:

That "dialogue" seems to have the same amount of effort put into it as pre-coitus porno dialogue. Maybe I should lay off the porno for a while if I'm seeing these similarities.
they should have placed a dildo on that thing...

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