Poll

Should the United States of America Nuke Israel?

Yes38%38% - 32
No13%13% - 11
Let Ahmadinejad do it10%10% - 9
Are you srs?33%33% - 28
null3%3% - 3
Total: 83
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7059|The darkside of Denver
I was thinking just now while sitting here at work, my thoughts began to wonder about terrorism, the middle east, American entanglement in foreign affairs, Jews, Muslims, etc etc.  I began to form a theory, so stay with me on this one.

The Arabs and the Jews have been fighting over Israel and Jerusalem for what seems like almost all of their history.  Millions of lives have been lost and peace seems to be like an unattainable dream. 

So the way it currently stands is we have the nation of Israel, which was created as a place to stick all the Jews after WWII. Of course this displaced many arabs and pissed them off. Then to help out teh buddnig nation America shelled out billions of dollars a year in aid across a few decades, further pissing off the arabs.

Not only did we give them money, we gave them weapons, helped train their armies as well and eventually set up shop in Saudi land, again further pissing of the arabs. 

So gentlemen (and eifa and tucker), I propose that we simply nuke Israel.  My thinking here is much like this scenario, imagine two young children fighting over a teddy bear.  They are tugging on both arms back and forth screaming and yelling.  Fed up, the father grabs the toy from both kids, now this upsets them, but they have nothing left to fight over. 

So in conclusion, the nuking of Israel will piss off both the Jews and the Muslims, but hey they wont have anything left to fight over and teh United States can spend the billions of dollars doing something constructive!
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7032

lol
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6896

[x]DASTworthy
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6741|Atlanta, Georgia
Sure
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6765|California
nuke america
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6977|Columbus, OH
You cant wait till 2012?

Last edited by loubot (2010-05-27 13:46:50)

Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5778|Toledo, Ohio
i cant even take this seriously.
Stimey
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+786|6519|Ontario | Canada
let em fight over the teddy bear till its the shredded husk of what it once was.
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5985

Just kidding LOL
Kez
Member
+778|6102|London, UK
let armadillysillyjad did it
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7136|Cinncinatti
nuke everyone cept north america, europe, and south america
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5778|Toledo, Ohio
awsm
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7059|The darkside of Denver

Macbeth wrote:

I agree with the OP. Fuck those kikes.
Hey now, I didnt say we were gonna kill the jews.  Just nuke Israel.  we can move teh jews to baja california.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7131|St. Andrews / Oslo

Macbeth wrote:

Just kidding LOL
LOL
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Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5778|Toledo, Ohio
oh god baja california? might as well put em in a prison for that matter.
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7059|The darkside of Denver
I like that no one says we SHOULDNT nuke Israel.
Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5778|Toledo, Ohio
we shouldnt nuke israel?
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7059|The darkside of Denver

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

we shouldnt nuke israel?
You're failing to see why this would be such a great thing for not only the middle east, but America, the Jews, and the rest of the world!

Last edited by SonderKommando (2010-05-27 14:37:43)

Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7032

Jenspm wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Just kidding LOL
LOL
LOL
jord
Member
+2,382|7077|The North, beyond the wall.
Its fine how it is, if the arabs and jews were that bothered theyd move away. Whiney primative savages!
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6748|Belfast
Nuke Syria, Egypt, Jordan and Iran instead.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7071|UK
& belfast
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6748|Belfast
Nobody would notice

Last edited by henno13 (2010-05-27 15:00:50)

jsnipy
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+3,277|6922|...

loljews
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6977|Columbus, OH

RTHKI wrote:

nuke everyone cept north america, europe, and south america
as long as I do not have file my income tax afterwards, ok

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