Wreckognize
Member
+294|6884
alexb
<3
+590|6339|Kentucky, USA

pace51
Boom?
+194|5572|Markham, Ontario
WOw. They discovered a way to get drunk so you can get drunk while getting drunk.
alexb
<3
+590|6339|Kentucky, USA

pace51 wrote:

WOw. They discovered a way to get drunk so you can get drunk while getting drunk.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7048

That's actually pretty lolzy.
13rin
Member
+977|6878
I'd probably laugh if someone did that to me, then walk off.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
rdx-fx
...
+955|6991
Cute.

Now make it something other than a 'wine cooler by another name' and I'm in.

You can keep the foo-foo candy water filler, I'll just do a shot of decent Vodka instead.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7150
What is the kneeling all about?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7020|London, England
Took me awhile to figure out they're talking about Smirnoff vodka. Then I was like shit if I'm buying a bottle I'm not giving the whole thing away to some other faggot. Then I was like I hate vodka these days
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6781|the land of bourbon
this is a chick drink.  i will laugh in a dude's face if he drinks this
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36e1d9e36ae924048a933db90fb05bb247fe315e.png
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6555|Vancouver | Canada

pace51 wrote:

WOw. They discovered a way to get drunk so you can get drunk while getting drunk.
Yo dawg..
13rin
Member
+977|6878

rdx-fx wrote:

Cute.

Now make it something other than a 'wine cooler by another name' and I'm in.

You can keep the foo-foo candy water filler, I'll just do a shot of decent Vodka instead.
I'd be more apt to play along if it was a decent drink.  I refuse to drink any of the Bud/Miller, big name shit brands.  All piss water which I won't drink, ever.  You nailed it though rdx.  If I wanted to slam alcohol, I'll take a shot.  But since I'm long past my days of hammering shit, this likely won't happen.  Moreover, I won't drink merely because someone presents me with a shitty soap looking fruit drink or a beer bong.  If I wanted that shit, I'd a gone ahead and ordered a Tom Collins.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7150

Mekstizzle wrote:

Took me awhile to figure out they're talking about Smirnoff vodka. Then I was like shit if I'm buying a bottle I'm not giving the whole thing away to some other faggot. Then I was like I hate vodka these days
It isn't straight Vodka, but a mixer. Only 5% or so.

What you want to do is take up the Buckfast Challenge instead.

13rin
Member
+977|6878

Mekstizzle wrote:

Took me awhile to figure out they're talking about Smirnoff vodka. Then I was like shit if I'm buying a bottle I'm not giving the whole thing away to some other faggot. Then I was like I hate vodka these days
No.. It isn't vodka.  It's some designer drink for little bitches who can't handle a normal fucking beer.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7020|London, England

steelie34 wrote:

this is a chick drink.  i will laugh in a dude's face if he drinks this
oh yeah, it's the ice fruit/alcopop thing not the regular bottle of just vodka... yeah this is practically just fruit juice

shit, I haven't had alcopops in years...
rdx-fx
...
+955|6991
What a real drink may look like;

https://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/GlenrothesWhiskey-ESQ-Mixologist-fb-55026992.jpg

https://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg
IrishGrimReaper
Field Marshal | o |
+142|7120|Ireland | Monaghan

Real men drink Powers.
https://www.barkeeper.ie/uploads/powers2.jpg
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steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6781|the land of bourbon
its a 'malt beverage'... a fancy way of saying sugary piss water
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36e1d9e36ae924048a933db90fb05bb247fe315e.png
rdx-fx
...
+955|6991

DBBrinson1 wrote:

You nailed it though rdx.  If I wanted to slam alcohol, I'll take a shot.  But since I'm long past my days of hammering shit, this likely won't happen.   If I wanted that shit, I'd a gone ahead and ordered a Tom Collins.
You know a properly made Vodka Collins will glow under a black light. 

The quinine in the tonic water is fluorescent under UV light.

1oz Lemon Juice (fresh)
2oz Vodka (Grey Goose, Stolichnaya, etc)
3oz Tonic Water
1 teaspoon sugar.

Much much better than the corn syrup and citric acid fake-Collins mix you'll find in clubs
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7048

rdx-fx wrote:

Cute.

Now make it something other than a 'wine cooler by another name' and I'm in.

You can keep the foo-foo candy water filler, I'll just do a shot of decent Vodka instead.
From what the website said, it's a Smirnoff Ice because it's supposed to be humiliating, not because it's a manly drink.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7150

steelie34 wrote:

its a 'malt beverage'... a fancy way of saying sugary piss water
qft
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7054

steelie34 wrote:

this is a chick drink.  i will laugh in a dude's face if he drinks this
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6398|The Mitten

IrishGrimReaper wrote:

Real men drink Powers.
http://www.barkeeper.ie/uploads/powers2.jpg
Powers is pretty good... mixes nice.
i had this hot whiskey in Cashel made with Powers....
EE (hats
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6994|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
https://i50.tinypic.com/2ywseo9.jpg
Malt beverage


https://i50.tinypic.com/swg610.jpg
bitch sugar water.
Wreckognize
Member
+294|6884

ghettoperson wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

Cute.

Now make it something other than a 'wine cooler by another name' and I'm in.

You can keep the foo-foo candy water filler, I'll just do a shot of decent Vodka instead.
From what the website said, it's a Smirnoff Ice because it's supposed to be humiliating, not because it's a manly drink.
FINALLY someone gets it.  The kneeling and the girly drink are for maximum degradation.

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