Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6138|00770

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Eifa wrote:

because most of you don't have my facebook, i need to share this here aswell:

i saw a half-naked midget on the street, who was absolutely fucking hammered, her panties were barely covering her ass and she tried to communicate with my dog by saying "woof".
Yawat?

yes, that's what i thought too. i tried not to laugh, as she looked like she was gonna go apeshit if i did.
that, and the fact that i was busy trying to hold back the dog and my burger meal is the reason i don't have any pics.
but a tru story, happened about 40minutes ago.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
SamTheMan
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+341|5408|Stoke, England

Uzique wrote:

sounds like something from In Bruges.

at this

haha ha hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1gdZ6DosLc
fuckin hilarious
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6738
got some post delivered to me today

and it was delivered to mr. dilkington

opened it and the first line read dear mr. k dilkington

ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6503|Uk
https://www.carterburwell.com/graphics/Project_Images/IB_Dwarf.jpg
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6738
i prefer talking about people that ive heard about lately

like deskart, watched a programme on him the other day

he was the one that said something like "i know im about, cause i dream"

doesn't work for everything cause ants dont sleep

https://www.sleeponthemic.com/images/kp.jpg

FUCKING A
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6490|Escea

Reminds me of a story my aunt was telling me the other day about the son (who has some sort of mental condition) of a woman from her work.

Apparently he rang her up and said everything was fine, he'd caught the troll in the cupboard.

She rang back and asked him what he meant and he repeated.

So she goes home, opens the cupboard under the stairs and discovers a dwarf.

This dwarf had been doing door-to-door sales, knocked on this kids door and got dragged in and locked in the cupboard for about an hour.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6999|St. Andrews / Oslo

Karl Pilkington's work on evolution is a masterpiece.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,742|7004|Cinncinatti

M.O.A.B wrote:

Reminds me of a story my aunt was telling me the other day about the son (who has some sort of mental condition) of a woman from her work.

Apparently he rang her up and said everything was fine, he'd caught the troll in the cupboard.

She rang back and asked him what he meant and he repeated.

So she goes home, opens the cupboard under the stairs and discovers a dwarf.

This dwarf had been doing door-to-door sales, knocked on this kids door and got dragged in and locked in the cupboard for about an hour.
rofl
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6899|949

i just got a new prescription for my contacts and it makes a world of difference.  Especially whilst gaming
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6138|00770
durr, anyway i'm off to bed.
nite all <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6539

RTHKI wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Reminds me of a story my aunt was telling me the other day about the son (who has some sort of mental condition) of a woman from her work.

Apparently he rang her up and said everything was fine, he'd caught the troll in the cupboard.

She rang back and asked him what he meant and he repeated.

So she goes home, opens the cupboard under the stairs and discovers a dwarf.

This dwarf had been doing door-to-door sales, knocked on this kids door and got dragged in and locked in the cupboard for about an hour.
rofl
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6888|London, England

Uzique wrote:

got some post delivered to me today

and it was delivered to mr. dilkington

opened it and the first line read dear mr. k dilkington

ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA
hey its not nice to open other peoples mail if wrongly delivered zeek







hahaha, such a round head....
eleven bravo
Member
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I just found out the paper im trying to finish by midnight tonight isnt due until midnight tomorrow night.
Tu Stultus Es
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6888|London, England
pretend its for midnight tonight, then smoke weed for every single minute until next midnight
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5526|foggy bottom
Ive got an exam in 5 hours
Tu Stultus Es
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6922

189 days is a helluva ride
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6927|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

Ive been a part of this forum longer than I was in high school
Kinda sobering isnt it?  I've been  a member of the forum all teh way through college
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5526|foggy bottom
i got one more year for my BA
Tu Stultus Es
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6927|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

i got one more year for my BA
Then law school, right?  Keep it up man.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5526|foggy bottom
hopefully but to be honest Im starting to hear the army calling again.  If I could get commission considering my disicipline record I just might do it.
Tu Stultus Es
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6927|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

hopefully but to be honest Im starting to hear the army calling again.  If I could get commission considering my disicipline record I just might do it.
Couldn't you get commission simply for being a grad?
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5526|foggy bottom
yeah thats what im saying.  I could get my commission next year once i graduate or I could go to law school for three years and rack up 200k in student loans.
Tu Stultus Es
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6927|The darkside of Denver

eleven bravo wrote:

yeah thats what im saying.  I could get my commission next year once i graduate or I could go to law school for three years and rack up 200k in student loans.
I hear that, I owe something like $45,000.00 right now.

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