Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England

Ty wrote:

So the best news story I covered today at work - two year old octopus called Paul predicts World Cup results.

Outstanding world media, outstanding.
Old

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=138655
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7030|Noizyland

Yeah but it was a Drive program and they brought in a professor of marine biology to talk about it. And it was the ONLY news story in a half hour.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I just returned from the chippy (chip shop) £1.60 for a bag of fucking chips.  Jesus christ mutha fucker, just cos you won some award where Keith fucking Chegwin hands the prize and signs the fucking certificate, dont mean you can rip me off mutha fucker.

Mek - wtf does that smiley say?  You agreeing/disagreeing/offended by what I wrote about Emo Energy Drinks and F1 or what?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England
it's still some amazing news

smiley says im angry that youre angry and didn't pay attention to my crafted posts

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-06-30 05:22:05)

Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828



leave it out mek
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I aint paying attention to fuck all mutha fucker (i mean mutha fucker in a hi 5 your my mate kind of way and not in an offensive kind of way), Im not angry or nuffin, serious Im not.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

mekkles cake lol
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
It wont let me listen to the mutha fucking Cricket unless I enable the mutha fucking java script.  Mutha fucker.  What the fuck is it on about?  I use's mutha fucking Mo fucking zilla (thats not racist) .  Erghhh just found a mutha fucking hair on my chips, smelly mutha fucker.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Mutha Fucker - For the best possible listening experience, please enable JavaScript.

I fucking have ya dozy twat.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yayyy got it. Just missed a mutha fucking wicket.  Ricky Ponting just got to the crease, I fucking hate him the lil mutha fucker.  Fucking good player thats why.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

i've never swore so many times in my head
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England
i have
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

what when you looked in the mirror
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6542|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
I prefer
https://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/presscenter/img/imagebrands/downloads/lg_burn.jpg
or
https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2009/11/Red-Bull.JPG
But I don't really like them that much, need them to stay awake on the morning drive to school however...

Last edited by FloppY_ (2010-06-30 05:42:39)

­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I got a text thing on my phone its Mr T and it goes 'You got mail muthafucker'.  I might have to stick it back on while Im in this mood, 'Mutha Fucker' is my fav combo of words of the week.  Dont expect this to be a new weekly 27 feature or nuffin.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6929|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ohhhhh bowling bowling.  Ruff the lil fuck up he dont like the short ball.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17292/pussy-energy-drink.jpg
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6542|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

thought i was seeing things when i saw that on the shelf in the petrol station lol
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6927|UK
same here, i had to do a double take.  Only ever seen it in maidstone though.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England
oh, now it makes sense when i was out the other day and i saw "pussy" in large letters behind the bar
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6828

their website URL made me chuckle

http://www.pussydrinks.com/
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6877|London, England
energy drinks companies try too hard
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6753

https://i48.tinypic.com/2my0sa0.jpg

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2025 Jeff Minard