Benzin
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So Harmor was the first (and only) to post it, but he posted it in the Respond by Picture Thread and I figure it's going to get lost there and not everyone will get a chance to see this.

Here's the passage from the about page for http://kea.nu:
In summer 2010, paparazzi snapped photos of movie star Keanu Reeves eating a sandwich on a bench, looking very sad. He was probably ok, but goodhearted geeks on the Internet quickly rallied behind him, spreading word of what a great guy he is despite family tragedies and devising a way to "cheer up Keanu."

Keanu's sister has Leukemia, and Keanu is actively involved in promoting cancer research and related charities. We thought it might cheer him up if we helped raise money for cancer research in his name. After The Matrix, we owe him at least that much.

Kea.nu (the site) was created by Shane Snow, a journalist and entrepreneur in New York City. He has a dear friend whose wife has cancer, and his grandfather died of cancer. This website is a simple way to help raise money for a great organization called Stand Up 2 Cancer. Every link you create generates an ad that people will see when they click on your link (before your link takes them to the page you were linking to). Any ad money generated goes straight to charity (100%! No scraping off the top. Nada. We'll post proof of our donations, too.) After a couple weeks, we'll 301 redirect the url so there is no more ad and your SEO can flow like Jay-Z.

We know ads are annoying, but if you voluntarily opt to make Kea.nu links, you're helping a good cause. And anyone can just click "skip" if they want. Thanks so much for your support!

And remember, there is no spoon.

Press or other inquiries: Please contact Shane Snow at shane[at]kea.nu
For those that might think this is bullshit, here's a story about it from a reputable news source:

Mashable wrote:

Those of you more plugged in to the meme side of the ‘net will have already heard of “Sad Keanu Reeves,” a particularly poignant image of The Matrix (and Little Buddha!) star eating a sandwich on a park bench. Well, one journalist and Mashable contributor, Shane Snow, has found a way to take this melancholy meme and spin it toward social good.

Snow has created a URL shortener — http://kea.nu — that allows you to both easily and simply share links, get in on the most recent viral memes and benefit the charity, Stand Up 2 Cancer. All you have to do is enter the link you want shortened, and then do what you will with it (i.e. share it to Facebook (Facebook), Twitter (Twitter), etc). When your friends and followers click on said link, they will be directed to an ad as well as the iconic “Sad Keanu Reeves” image. The user can then click through to the link.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a URL shortener used for charitable purposes — Good.ly donates 55% of referrals fees to a charity of your choice if you use it to create a link to a product or service online. Kea.nu, however, works with all links and donates 100% of money generated to charity.

So why Stand Up 2 Cancer? According to Snow, Reeves’s sister has Leukemia, and the actor is actively involved in promoting cancer research and charities.

And for those of you worried about the toll the tool will take on your Twitter feed, Snow assures us, “After a couple weeks, we’ll 301 redirect the url so there is no more ad and your SEO can flow like Jay-Z.”

Nice.

What other memes would you like to see turned into charitable ventures?
http://mashable.com/2010/06/21/sad-kean … shortener/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& … p;gs_rfai=

Last edited by CapnNismo (2010-06-23 06:27:48)

Phatmatt
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Winston_Churchill
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unnamednewbie13
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Original URL: http://www.amazon.com

Short URL: http://kea.nu/d6

The shortened version looks like a spyware site. If didn't know about this, I'd never click.
Benzin
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Original URL: http://www.amazon.com

Short URL: http://kea.nu/d6

The shortened version looks like a spyware site. If didn't know about this, I'd never click.
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
Sisco
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Sisco10 wrote:

Goddamnit, what´s so sad about his sandwich? He looks like he got cancer or some shit.
Well, looks like I guessed somewhat right.

Anyways, promoting this on FB. Also the pics totally crack me up.
https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg
Benzin
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We all know Keanu Reeves through his acting career: he mostly plays the cool and stoic hero in works such as The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, Speed, and Constantine. However, behind the cool name (Keanu means, “the coldness” in Hawaiian), cool shades, and the deadpan “Whoa…” lies a man with a very tragic past.

His father, Samuel Nowlin Reeves Jr., abandoned him and his mother when he was 3 and has never reconnected with him. His mother, Patricia Bond, became a costume designer and showgirl who constantly remarried and divorced. This led to a constant moving, a series of different high schools, and a string of 3 stepfathers for Keanu. He had a key interest in hockey and was MVP of his hockey team, earning the nickname “The Wall”, but his dream of playing in the Olympics ended after an injury. Afterwards, he dropped out of high school to become an actor, thus starting his career. He never obtained a high school diploma. Keanu has never married and avoids most relationships.

Currently, Keanu’s best friend is his sister, Kim Reeves, who has been diagnosed with leukemia. His remaining money probably pays for her medical bills, and he plays the guitar for a small band to further get finance.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keanu-is-sad-sad-keanu
mcminty
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Wow.. feel pretty sorry for the guy..
1927
The oldest chav in the world
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Ive clicked the links, read it twice, and still dont understand, what a fucking rem I am.
AussieReaper
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mcminty wrote:

Wow.. feel pretty sorry for the guy..
"Keanu" in Hawaiian means the coldness.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
-Sh1fty-
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AussieReaper wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Wow.. feel pretty sorry for the guy..
"Keanu" in Hawaiian means the coldness.
Lol that goes pretty well with his acting in movies I guess.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Mekstizzle
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Oh wow, expect me to feel sorry for a millionaire Hollywood toy boy who refuses to age.
unnamednewbie13
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CapnNismo wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Original URL: http://www.amazon.com

Short URL: http://kea.nu/d6

The shortened version looks like a spyware site. If didn't know about this, I'd never click.
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
Why? If you weren't up on this bit of news, you'd honestly click on a http://kea.nu/d6 out of nowhere?

Mekstizzle wrote:

Oh wow, expect me to feel sorry for a millionaire Hollywood toy boy who refuses to age.
Yeah, I'm sure his life is bleak and empty without your sympathy.
Benzin
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unnamed, there are so many link shorteners and they all follow the same convention. Goo.gl and you.tub and such. If it's coming from a trusted source and it follows the convention, I'd likely click. I might ask first, but I'd click.

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