lol, you're only 34 and the oldest chav in the world? I know they don't have great life expectancy, but 34 is hardly old.
I accidently a coca-cola bottle once..1927 wrote:
Nahhh Im 34 I dont a fuck buddy, been there done all that. Her heart was in it, all I had in it was my balls really. If I didnt like her as a person I wouldnt give a fuck, but she's as good as gold and thus I had to do the right thing. I didnt break her heart but I cracked it, if It had carried on she would of ended up a wreck, probably turn to booze and drugs and next thing you know the social take the kids off her.ghettoperson wrote:
Then you're an idiot. You should have stopped hanging out with her, but popping over every so often for sex and then leaving immediately afterwards. She'd have got the message eventually.
All because of me.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I never said I was old, Im hipper and hopper than most ruff necks tbf. Im too old to bother with fuck buddies though, well No fuck it, IM NOT, I just dont want her as one. Wether she a FB or im her BF its still 45 mins drive each way.ghettoperson wrote:
lol, you're only 34 and the oldest chav in the world? I know they don't have great life expectancy, but 34 is hardly old.
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What, you have kids with her too?1927 wrote:
next thing you know the social take the kids off her.
All because of me.
This will get complicated for sure then!
wait till she keys your car
happened .................... twice
happened .................... twice
well not worth it for those on the receiving end at least, i'm sure they live happy lives with whoever they hook up with next unless they do the same thing over and over again to multiple peopleUzique wrote:
we've all had that excuse/scenario at least onceFloppY_ wrote:
My first girlfriend broke up with me ~½ a year after getting together...
Reason: I miss beeing single
After which she waited 1 week and then hooked up with a friend of mine I had intruduced her to...
shit stings bro'
Oh well, at least I found out what she was worth..
those sorta bitches aint worth the oxygen they breathe
Dunno why I post this but
it's a matter of principle. of course they'll do it again and again.
i dunno why you posted that, either.
i dunno why you posted that, either.
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FloppY_ wrote:
JakAttaK wrote:
I have never had to dump a girl. Always me being dumped
that's because you have no spine and you are a slave to the only pussy you've ever been given.
stand if ya ready to be a man, now. c'mon.
stand if ya ready to be a man, now. c'mon.
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hello uzique
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
The only good kind of breakup is a mutual one.
No I havent got kids with her and neither do I have a car. I got a shitty van, its full of dents. I first met this girl 4 weeks ago, spent the last 3 tapping nails in it.
hello FatherTed
[oh, sorry - wrong thread eh. anyways, dumpee or dumper, it's the circle of life. my 2 ¢]
[oh, sorry - wrong thread eh. anyways, dumpee or dumper, it's the circle of life. my 2 ¢]
Fuck sake, someone get Ricky muthafucking Ponting out, he's starting to spray it around a bit (cricket)
GTA? Police involvement? Tell me you pressed charges. If you've reduced 2 women to prison time then I... just think that.. wow. I'm in fucking awe. Down side is that there would be some creepy 'cape fear' shit going on when they get out. But you should reconcile with the two for conjugal visits -they'd never find out.SEREMAKER wrote:
wait till she keys your car
happened .................... twice
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
1927 wrote:
Ewwwww growing up, I aint fucking doing that, never.
I broke up with a girl Christmas Eve one time, it was shit of me, but had to be done.
why, were you getting a new girlfriend for xmas from santa?
you bastard
you bastard
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When I was 16 I bought this girl some bling and she knocked me on the head 5 mins after I gave it to her, merry crimbo stinky ho.
the best is to pick up a chick that just got dumped
revenge sex
revenge sex
Forgot to get her a Christmas present?
we are here for you brah1927 wrote:
Fuck man, I never have to do that, usually they do it to me.
I spent 2 days thinking did I/didnt I want to knock her on the head and then 2 days trying to work out how I say it.
I did it the correct way, I rang her. Was only nailing her for 4 weeks and she started getting emotional, tut. I had to do it, she was about to say 'I love you'.
Its not the nicest of things to have to do but I learned a few years back in 2005 when I dumped a girl I had been with for 6 months, if your unsure do it rather than later.
Please dont say fuck all on my facebook.
I do feel guilty but as I say Im wise enough to know the sooner you get out the better, at least this way her kids n Molls wont be upset.
Its a bit of a shit thread I know - but rather than chuck it in EE and it gets lost I wouldnt mind hearing some of your tales about breaking up with girls, the shittiest way of having it done to you. I have got a fairly good one myself which I can add to this thread later on if the thread works.
what's weird is my good buddy dumped his girlfriend last night as well
Single mother's are always "easier".
Ilocano wrote:
Single mother's are always "easier".
Naw she was getting crazy, and for about 2 weeks before Christmas I didn't really go around her place. Went there on the eve and just kinda realized it had to be done. Was the first girlfriend in a new town, and not good to keep them around long anyway.Uzique wrote:
why, were you getting a new girlfriend for xmas from santa?
you bastard