Gooners
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CanadianLoser wrote:

Surrey High School Math Exam

NAME:___________________

NICK-NAME:______________ GANG:________________



1. Sandhar has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for
$300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the
rest of his hold?

2. Tyrone pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per
day must each whore perform to support Tyrone's $500 a day crack habit?

3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20%
profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?

4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also received $350,000 for the hit. If
his common law wife spends $33,100 per month, how much money will be left
when gets out?
(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the bitch
that spent his money?)

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average
letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid
ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35
kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load
the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
hey man what is this indians don't deal drugs
CanadianLoser
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Gooners wrote:

CanadianLoser wrote:

Surrey High School Math Exam

NAME:___________________

NICK-NAME:______________ GANG:________________



1. Sandhar has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for
$300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the
rest of his hold?

2. Tyrone pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per
day must each whore perform to support Tyrone's $500 a day crack habit?

3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20%
profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?

4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also received $350,000 for the hit. If
his common law wife spends $33,100 per month, how much money will be left
when gets out?
(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the bitch
that spent his money?)

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average
letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid
ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35
kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load
the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
hey man what is this indians don't deal drugs
you don't know indians like i do
Gooners
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nah i lied, a lot of brown dudes i know deal
eleven bravo
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Gooners
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using numerology, to count the people i sent to heaven, produces more digits, than 22 divided by 7

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SamTheMan
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3.142
SamTheMan
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is that pie?
eleven bravo
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david beckham
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Gooners
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immortal technique
Bevo
Nah
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Gooners wrote:

immortal technique
dance with the devil

shits deep
eleven bravo
Member
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thats the last time i get ignored
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Gooners
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Bevo wrote:

Gooners wrote:

immortal technique
dance with the devil

shits deep
bro, listen to this and you will drop a tear



dance with the devil still creeps the fuck out of me
eleven bravo
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immortal technique is the internet meme right
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Gooners
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https://kdowner.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tumbleweed1.jpg
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7168|Great Brown North
fucking tumbleweed
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6700

That would be very unsatisfying.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7168|Great Brown North
probably

do we know anyone who lives in a desert type area that we could bribe to try and let us know?

burnzzzzzzzz, atg ?
Bevo
Nah
+718|6909|Austin, Texas
tumbleweeds arent really fuckable tbh, they're just a collection of dried up weeds and shit, not all that solid at all
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7231|Alberta, Canada

krazed wrote:

probably

do we know anyone who lives in a desert type area that we could bribe to try and let us know?

burnzzzzzzzz, atg ?
I basically live in a desert lol.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6518|Carnoustie MASSIF
Just found out my friend killed himself on Friday...
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7168|Great Brown North

Bevo wrote:

tumbleweeds arent really fuckable tbh, they're just a collection of dried up weeds and shit, not all that solid at all
hmm... what if you were to stick your dick in and then compress it around it?

CammRobb wrote:

Just found out my friend killed himself on Friday...

depression?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6700

CammRobb wrote:

Just found out my friend killed himself on Friday...
That sucks man. Were there any signs leading up to it?
CammRobb
Banned
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Haven't seen the guy for a few months, so I wouldn't know. But I used to work with him every day for 6 months and he was a really great guy. I'm gutted.

It's bizzare, that's the 5th suicide in a fortnight in my city.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6858
suicide in young-men is a pretty big phenomenon and as soon as one happens it sorta sets a ball rolling in motion...

just look at bridgend
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7168|Great Brown North
wow



i've had 3 friends kill themselves, 2 on purpose and one accidental

one had been fighting depression/emotional problems for a long time.... the other nobody saw coming, and that was the hardest part about it

at least with the first one we know we tried, but the second one was WTF did we miss??

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