unnamednewbie13
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ATG wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

The Glory Land Home Page » 61. Satanic Games

Always good for a chuckle.
demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, Satan-worship, gambling, jungian psychology, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning, necromantics, divination

These things seemed to be hyped 24-7, so what's to laugh about?
...must refrain from posting "not sure if srs."
Uzique
dasein.
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i love how religion hates psychology because it explains the dark spiritual parts of the mind with a rationalist logic.

psychology: defeating the 'its god!' catch-all explanation since freud+jung.
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6698

G'night BF2s <3
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6857
The government's chief drugs adviser says the UK is "floundering" in its attempts to control the online mephedrone market.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10664537

Michael Linnell, from the drugs charity Lifeline said: "What we're in danger of is that nobody knows what the law is. You can't just ban your way out of a problem because it could result in far more dangerous chemicals coming onto the market.

"We're now in a situation where people are snorting white powder and they have no idea what it is and the people selling it don't know what it is either."

gg english government and legal system. 14 year olds still buying CHEMICALS from the internet (read: chemicals, not even 'drugs', just pure chemistry lab-rat style shit) and inhaling shit that could be far more lethal than any class A drug just because the industry is trying to circumvent the bans that have already been put in place. toxicity reports suggest cathinone-based substances (e.g. mephedrone) are relatively non-toxic and harmless in comparison, say, to naphyrone - another chemical that was manufactured and sprung up to replace mephedrone immediately after the ban. some batches of naphyrone have 10x the potency of cocaine - which is already at the top-end of drug toxicity reports, next to opiates/heroin. so... who is the law protecting here? what 'good' is the law doing?

what a clusterfuck. interesting thing that's going on, though. surprised internet-drugs haven't become a huge issue before now...
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
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Uzique wrote:

i love how religion hates psychology because it explains the dark spiritual parts of the mind with a rationalist logic.

psychology: defeating the 'its god!' catch-all explanation since freud+jung.
I really hate those people because they make every religious person look like a mental. They need to get with the times, man.

Also: Jesus fucking Christ, huge fucking centipede just moved past me. God damn it, thing looked fucking hairy too.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6857
scientology is a 'religion' that is known for a systematic and methodological distrust and denunciation of clinical psychology and psychotherapy. essentially they're just more obvious with their 'religious' intent: spirituality and religious belief is a form of psychological placebo.

psychology is a rational, clinical and scientific rival to religious traditionalism. if you can explain your fears and gain a level of self-understanding and self-acceptance through scientific reasoning and inter-human cognitive therapies - why do you need a god?

Last edited by Uzique (2010-07-18 23:21:05)

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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Makes you think.

Makes me think why oh why my vacation is over
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6752|California
it ain't over till you say it is
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6659
good morning lads
Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+295|7162|Moscow, Russia

Uzique wrote:

if you can explain your fears and gain a level of self-understanding and self-acceptance through scientific reasoning and inter-human cognitive therapies - why do you need a god?
no use, zeek. religious people are like addicts - they know they've been fucked up and are out of control, but they are either too weak and scared to admit it to themselves or they are simply coo-coo's. no amount of reasoning or logic will change their mind - not before they themselves make a conscious effort to break free. it would've actually been funny if it wasn't so sad.

Last edited by Shahter (2010-07-19 02:14:07)

if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

What a laff. Got a mandatory e-learning thingy at work about Business Ethics. Answers might as well been, 1) Run into a volcano, 2) Hit your face with a hammer, 3) Have a Coke. Gee, I wonder what I should choose? Damn HR dumbies at France HQ ain't got nothing to do again it seems.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7060|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Hi, I spent the weekend off my tits
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Mmmm, '27's tits.

Wait wat, did I type that out loud?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6539|what

Ultrafunkula wrote:

What a laff. Got a mandatory e-learning thingy at work about Business Ethics. Answers might as well been, 1) Run into a volcano, 2) Hit your face with a hammer, 3) Have a Coke. Gee, I wonder what I should choose? Damn HR dumbies at France HQ ain't got nothing to do again it seems.
How does one run into a volcano?

Wouldn't you have to "climb" into a volcano?

Or even "jump" into a volcano?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7060|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Mmmm, '27's tits.

Wait wat, did I type that out loud?
Mate, the next two weeks will be full of that kind of comment, so dont worry about it.

Things I have to do this week:

Find a white mini skirt
Find a top to match
Get a blonde wig
Post my big sisters b'day card
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

AussieReaper wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

What a laff. Got a mandatory e-learning thingy at work about Business Ethics. Answers might as well been, 1) Run into a volcano, 2) Hit your face with a hammer, 3) Have a Coke. Gee, I wonder what I should choose? Damn HR dumbies at France HQ ain't got nothing to do again it seems.
How does one run into a volcano?

Wouldn't you have to "climb" into a volcano?

Or even "jump" into a volcano?
Makes you think!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Mmmm, '27's tits.

Wait wat, did I type that out loud?
Mate, the next two weeks will be full of that kind of comment, so dont worry about it.

Things I have to do this week:

Find a white mini skirt
Find a top to match
Get a blonde wig
Post my big sisters b'day card
Go to your local Crossdressman for great success!
pace51
Boom?
+194|5560|Markham, Ontario

AussieReaper wrote:

How does one run into a volcano?
Works on the same principle as the "So a man walks/runs into a bar and says : Ouch" Joke.
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6345|Carnoustie

pace51 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

How does one run into a volcano?
Works on the same principle as the "So a man walks/runs into a bar and says : Ouch" Joke.
two fish swim into a wall

one turns to the other and says "dam"
I Friggin Love The Nhs
pace51
Boom?
+194|5560|Markham, Ontario

jay_courage wrote:

pace51 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

How does one run into a volcano?
Works on the same principle as the "So a man walks/runs into a bar and says : Ouch" Joke.
two fish swim into a wall

one turns to the other and says "dam"
Man accidentily slams into a small wall

He says: "Dikes"
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6345|Carnoustie

pace51 wrote:

jay_courage wrote:

pace51 wrote:


Works on the same principle as the "So a man walks/runs into a bar and says : Ouch" Joke.
two fish swim into a wall

one turns to the other and says "dam"
Man accidentily slams into a small wall

He says: "Dikes"
A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied.
The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!"
The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for."
"Mint! - but I can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me."
I Friggin Love The Nhs
pace51
Boom?
+194|5560|Markham, Ontario

jay_courage wrote:

pace51 wrote:

jay_courage wrote:


two fish swim into a wall

one turns to the other and says "dam"
Man accidentily slams into a small wall

He says: "Dikes"
A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "You look happy, did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes mum - I had sex with my English teacher!" he replied.
The mother is stunned. "Get up them stairs now and wait until your father gets home!"
The dad comes home and hears the news; he's as pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is a cause for celebration. Let's get fish and chips, then I'll buy you that bike you've been asking for."
"Mint! - but I can I have a football instead? My arse is killing me."
That's dirty. Trying to think of a good one... hmm...
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6659
Don't.
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6345|Carnoustie
not like theres anything else going on here ME

What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no hans!"
I Friggin Love The Nhs
pace51
Boom?
+194|5560|Markham, Ontario

jay_courage wrote:

not like theres anything else going on here ME

What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no hans!"
What did the German kid say to the veal recipe thief he beat up?

"Schnitzels get stitches!"

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