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to colorado, Vail specifically
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Only Colorado? Why?
Jaekus
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ACA should really be called A Racist Affair after the ad I just saw on tv. But I guess their target demographic is racist bogans.
Adams_BJ
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Jaekus wrote:

Only Colorado? Why?
Snowboard tour for work
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Jaekus wrote:

ACA should really be called A Racist Affair after the ad I just saw on tv. But I guess their target demographic is racist bogans.
And then follow it up with some heart scare about Bert Newton. Hard hitting journalism right there.
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you know it
Adams_BJ
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did you know that the call centres in the philippines are top secret, high security super centres!
Jaekus
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Adams_BJ wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Only Colorado? Why?
Snowboard tour for work
Sweet! If you get a chance to head to Vegas for a night or two don't pass it up.
Jaekus
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Adams_BJ wrote:

did you know that the call centres in the philippines are top secret, high security super centres!
They're designed to fuck over hard working Aussie battlers. It's true coz I saw it on the tv!
Adams_BJ
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Jaekus wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

did you know that the call centres in the philippines are top secret, high security super centres!
They're designed to fuck over hard working Aussie battlers. It's true coz I saw it on the tv!
AUSSIE BATTLERS!!!!!!!
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Bloody Foreigners!!!

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tarantulas riding on the back of kangaroos throwing deadly snakes at people while koalas watch on eating eucalyptus leaves saying to each other "G'Day mate"

this is australia in my mind
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It Kookaburras which drop deadly snakes on people, otherwise pretty much.

Do we have tarantulas? Possibly they are the most tame and harmless of the local spiders so we don't really hear about them.
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"Do we have tarantulas? Possibly they are the most tame and harmless of the local spiders so we don't really hear about them." - Australia

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It seems we do, and it seems they're the big pussy of the spider world

Although large, Australian tarantulas are not usually aggressive, but if provoked will 'rear up' and appear rather menacing. The bite is painful, as the fangs are large and as long as those of many snakes. Severe illness sometimes results and nausea and vomiting for six to eight hours have been reported from bites. It is possible that the growing popularity of keeping these spiders as pets may be responsible for an increase in reported bites. People who keep Australian tarantulas as pets must not attempt to handle them and should be very careful when cleaning their containers.
http://australianmuseum.net.au/Australian-tarantulas
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Funnel-web bites are dangerous and first aid should be given immediately using the pressure bandage/immobilisation technique (as for snake bite) and the victim taken to hospital and given antivenom if necessary. The venom has a neurotoxin component that attacks the human nervous system and, in the worst cases, can result in death. However, there have been no fatalities since the introduction of antivenom.
Redback bites occur frequently, particularly over the summer months. More than 250 cases receive antivenom each year, with several milder envenomations probably going unreported. Only the female bite is dangerous. They can cause serious illness and have caused deaths. However, since Redback Spiders rarely leave their webs, humans are not likely to be bitten unless a body part such as a hand is put directly into the web, and because of their small jaws many bites are ineffective. The venom acts directly on the nerves, resulting in release and subsequent depletion of neurotransmitters.
Now those are fuck'n spiders.
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i had two tarantulas as pets, one was a huge one from Peru. i'd be more scared of those i think

although Peru isn't Australia but i'm never going to Peru either now
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that sucks adams
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hey ts blow it out your assssss
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*poop*
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you can clean that up XD
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