only in aussie land
I was at work recording that story, I asked around if it would be appropriate to mark him in ther Interviewees field as "Michael Newman, Croc Food".
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Meanwhile in Australia...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
The best part was at the end of his interview on tv here, when he referred to the creature as "the alligator"...what a space cadet.
Serious Flex
Alligator? Must be an American pretending to be an Aussie.
That would explain the stupidity...
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of course it was - we know how aussie's handle crocsJaekus wrote:
Alligator? Must be an American pretending to be an Aussie.
Strewth.
Also in the news recently, an 18yo in the USA has had his hand bitten off by an alligator. After being informed by hospital staff that the hand couldn't be re-attached he left his mum a voicemail message which simply said "Mom, I have no left hand. Goodbye."
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oi national past time you fucking cunt.11 Bravo wrote:
only in aussie land
He must have been drunk, everyone knows only kangaroos can be ridden.
Fuck Israel
I thought that was fisticuffs. you can ride them, too?Dilbert_X wrote:
He must have been drunk, everyone knows only kangaroos can be ridden.
If you're not too heavy and have good balance, yes.
Serious Flex
well wouldnt it be the crocodile riding the aussie, since in australia everything is upside down?, no?
Training them to trot and gallop instead of hop is the tricky bit.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
If you're not too heavy and have good balance, yes.
Fuck Israel
a dressage trained kangaroo. my god, imagine the possibilities.Dilbert_X wrote:
Training them to trot and gallop instead of hop is the tricky bit.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
If you're not too heavy and have good balance, yes.
At least he tried
that's the aussie spirit, and the *insert country that fails a lot of stuff*'s realityhenno13 wrote:
At least he tried
dramatization:
faaaso iz jus a lil wallaby he is......argghhh fuuuu m8
faaaso iz jus a lil wallaby he is......argghhh fuuuu m8
The Ashes are being well looked after, but fair enough your better with wildlife than usAdams_BJ wrote:
that's the aussie spirit, and the England realityhenno13 wrote:
At least he tried
They go after Crocs at night, after snakes bare footed, their birds get eaten by creepy crawlies they're nuts