ATG
Banned
+5,233|6922|Global Command
See, like this guy, right? He callz me, he says he-y-y-y I need some gutters, the whole street, we are like family. Lots of work will  come my way if you give me numba one deal.

From prior experience I know he may be right as those types tend to be even more pack and herd-like then the average '
American ' citizen. There was this one tract in Little Saigon. I marketed well and nagged 87 out of 153 homes for my product. Not bad for the after market. There was a running theme aside from the fact they all paid cash.

We began our work and everything was cool. I had over looked the fact that he had pulled out paperwork from a cousins house I had worked on seven years ago. He had wanted me to not match,  but beat the price. I had eaten my incredulity. Every dollar that came to me hand went to food in my mouth. Bread on the table, as it were.

I hadn't paid a lot of attention to stories of The Fawleri on television. The zombies roamed  in packs..., news at two eleven...yadda yadda.

So this guy, he was like following me around watching every move incessantly as I worked on his house. All the while it worked on me, he hadn't offered me a drink, he hadn't asked if my helper or me needed to use the bathroom. He asked me to grovel; to do work for wages I used to pay my helpers and God damn him, " Me fuck yoo woo time? " he says.


" What? " I ask. I had a sore on my leg from the fires. It itched.

" Me. Fuck woo yoo time? " he says again, enunciating every word.

I realize he is asking me if he has fucked with my time. He sees the look of realization on my face bursts out laughing, He has fucked with my time.

He laughs. Or giggles.

I pulled my claw hammer out and bashed his skull open.

Sweet. Meat had never tasted so good.

Sweet meat.


sweat...meat....


https://i29.tinypic.com/1zmfpfc.jpg

The week before we had been on our way from Las Vegas to L.A. and some crazy guys in a humvee had had some sort of water gun and they had sprayed us down. Ever since then my skin had itched and I was hungry all the time. I couldn't sleep.

I don't want to talk much about the road between L.A. and Vegas. At that point the soldiers wouldn't let us go forward or back and then helicopter gunships...strafed the crowd. We saw one American jet and then the helicopter left. Then the humvee  came. There was a guy on the turret he sprayed the column with a fluid we all thought it was water. It made our skin tingle.

Then the fires started and a lot of the refugees burned...


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http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=124096

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HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5877|Bolingbrook, Illinois
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio
i liek crab caeks
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6866|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I wonder in what state of mind this should be read
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|6143|شمال
I always offer coffee and cookies...but not for you ATG
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7014|London, England
ban atg
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6545|what

https://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9776/facepalmj.gif
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
SamTheMan
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+341|5534|Stoke, England

11 Bravo wrote:

i liek crab caeks

Mekstizzle wrote:

ban atg
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6971|Columbus, OH
I'll drink whatever he's drinking
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6882|Gogledd Cymru

Getting kicked from the moderating staff has really fucked you up hasn't it.
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|7042|Washington DC

Surgeons wrote:

Getting kicked from the moderating staff has really fucked you up hasn't it.
Actually, he mod-suicided - perm-banned himself.   Only happened a couple of times.

There have only been 3 mods who have been removed, iirc.    Trig, Kimmy, Kimmy (yes, again), and Breez.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7042

Breez got removed? Thank fuck for that.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7014|London, England
peace boris
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7172|Great Brown North
who the hell is breez?
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7064|UK
badhq

old time mod came back and went on a banning spree.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6839|Amsterdam‫
the hacker, tuner dude
https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/menzo2003/fredbf2.png
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7172|Great Brown North
oh
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6094|College Park, MD
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6863
atg you are batshit insane

is this how mormon's find life after their bunk-spirituality? by living in drunken-dazed states of conspiratorial madness?

i imagine they're sorta analogous.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7084|Devon, England
Are you high..?

These threads are confusing.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6863
well they seem to link in with some fucking-crazy conspiracy theory that ATG linked in D&ST a whole year ago...

perhaps thy time has come for his chinese zombie apocalypse. fuck knows how mormons interpreted revelations.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7084|Devon, England
Conspiracy theory? I thought that was just a story he made up. Or are they two different things?

If not, I guess he actually IS crazy...
jord
Member
+2,382|7071|The North, beyond the wall.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I wonder in what state of mind this should be read
Blitzed.


As it happens I think this is the best thread I've ever read, it even beats my three dots thread which I will now bump for comparing reasons.

Karma atg, now.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6915

Mekstizzle wrote:

peace boris
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6866|6 6 4 oh, I forget

OrangeHound wrote:

Surgeons wrote:

Getting kicked from the moderating staff has really fucked you up hasn't it.
Actually, he mod-suicided - perm-banned himself.   Only happened a couple of times.

There have only been 3 mods who have been removed, iirc.    Trig, Kimmy, Kimmy (yes, again), and Breez.
Forgot one






























Spoiler (highlight to read):
Parker

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2010-07-22 09:40:00)

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