Cybargs
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11 Bravo wrote:

SonderKommando wrote:

Men and women cant be friends.  Eventually you'll end up porking her or not hanging out anymore.
yup.  its a fake friendship anyway.  one of the two or both is always thinking about sex with the other.....and thats the truth.
well its nice having friends

macbeth take her to the movies

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talk about dicks and cum, maybe she likes that topic and you'd have at least 1 interest in common
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how is that guy even famous

and you wonder why people think africa is full of retards
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Cybargs
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dayarath wrote:

how is that guy even famous

and you wonder why people think africa is full of retards
coz hes so shit. hes from melbourne apparently. but he'll take you to the movies shawty.
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FatherTed
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this entire thread is tragic.
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Uzique
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this entire thread reminded me why macbeth is a complete failure
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This thread is pretty funny.
Uzique
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jesus christ i actually bothered to read poseidon's puke

i love how being a naive fresher and porking a few fat chicks in high school makes him the mack rabbi
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lol
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FatherTed wrote:

neckbeards
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Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
HaiBai
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you can definately be friends with a girl.  anyone who says otherwise is probably just a socially awkward fuck
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Uzique wrote:

jesus christ i actually bothered to read poseidon's puke

i love how being a naive fresher and porking a few fat chicks in high school makes him the mack rabbi
yes, and i'm sure the girls you got that weren't tripping out or coked up at the time were just splendid looking

the englishman who's fucking head looks like a goddamn rainstick is criticizing me for giving advice on girls... ho ho ho.

HaiBai wrote:

you can definately be friends with a girl.  anyone who says otherwise is probably just a socially awkward fuck
says the 14 year old.

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Winston_Churchill
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I dunno, its definitely possible to be friends with a girl you dont find attractive.  I have plenty of female friends I would bet my life on the fact that I would never hook up with.  And the ones you do find attractive... different story I suppose
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Macbeth wrote:

Maybe if she offered but really I'm just looking for someone to spend some time with.
Then spend time with her. Do shit you like to do, do shit she likes to do. Get a burger, go see a movie or play video games.
HaiBai
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Poseidon wrote:

Uzique wrote:

jesus christ i actually bothered to read poseidon's puke

i love how being a naive fresher and porking a few fat chicks in high school makes him the mack rabbi
yes, and i'm sure the girls you got that weren't tripping out or coked up at the time were just splendid looking

the englishman who's fucking head looks like a goddamn rainstick is criticizing me for giving advice on girls... ho ho ho.

HaiBai wrote:

you can definately be friends with a girl.  anyone who says otherwise is probably just a socially awkward fuck
says the 14 year old.
nice one.

anyway, you're obviously so desperate you want to have sex with any girl that talks to you.  you can't control yourself and your desire for sex overcomes your desire for friendship, which is why you don't have any friends that are girls.

or maybe girls just don't like you and don't want to talk to you because (1) you're a loser (plenty of desperate girls out there for anyone which would explain the fact that you're not a virgin (or you're lying lol)) or (2) you're a douchebag.
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i noticed you waited til Posiedon logged out to post

HaiBai wrote:

you're a douchebag.
Poseidon
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HaiBai wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Uzique wrote:

jesus christ i actually bothered to read poseidon's puke

i love how being a naive fresher and porking a few fat chicks in high school makes him the mack rabbi
yes, and i'm sure the girls you got that weren't tripping out or coked up at the time were just splendid looking

the englishman who's fucking head looks like a goddamn rainstick is criticizing me for giving advice on girls... ho ho ho.

HaiBai wrote:

you can definately be friends with a girl.  anyone who says otherwise is probably just a socially awkward fuck
says the 14 year old.
nice one.

anyway, you're obviously so desperate you want to have sex with any girl that talks to you.  you can't control yourself and your desire for sex overcomes your desire for friendship, which is why you don't have any friends that are girls.

or maybe girls just don't like you and don't want to talk to you because (1) you're a loser (plenty of desperate girls out there for anyone which would explain the fact that you're not a virgin (or you're lying lol)) or (2) you're a douchebag.
I have plenty of friends that are girls. But I've tried to get with most of them. It's primal instincts. Just like how it's really not possible to have a relationship with a girl you're not attracted to physically. It just won't happen, and even if it does, it won't last. For the people that do make it happen, they have the willpower of saints and I give them credit.

There's plenty of girls I've come across and not tried for, but that's because I'm not attracted to them.

Plenty of girls talk to me, I don't need to brag about it on an internet forum. I simply responded to the OP with my advice, no bragging intended.

Of course, you fail to realize that, because you're young, immature, completely lacking any experience in sex and the dating field and are 14.
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Just because a friend has a pair of tits and a vagina, doesn't mean I have to screw them.

Just like the architects I know don't have to build me a house,
the doctors I know don't have to operate on me or diagnose me,
the teachers I know don't have to teach me whatever subject they're pro at,
etc etc.

You don't screw your friends girlfriends, you don't screw your wife's friends, you don't screw your female relatives.
You generally don't screw your secretary, or female coworkers.
You don't screw your enlisted troops if an officer, or your officers if you're enlisted, or neither officer or enlisted if an NCO  (if you do, you keep damned quiet about it)

Plenty of females you run across in a day that you don't screw.

Except SERE.  He gets a pass to be a maniac, just because somebody's gotta do it.
And pretty much anyone that's got a CIB, CAB, or CMB - yeah, free pass for life to screw anything they want... just tell 'em RDX said it's okay.
FatherTed
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sex is quite fun i wont lie
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ghettoperson
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rdx-fx wrote:

You generally don't screw your secretary, or female coworkers.
Why not? They do it all the time on Mad Men.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2010-10-15 09:07:04)

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How is sitting on the bus with other people a "social skill"?
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ghettoperson wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

You generally don't screw your secretary, or female coworkers.
Why not? They do it all the time on Mad Med.
Some sort of crossover between Mad Men and Boston Med? Actually...brb, writing screenplay.

Srsly, though, I don't know what you would do with a "more than friends girl" Mac, but in my experience, you can pretty much do the same sort of fun things, just don't try to make out with her.

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