Ha!
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
pfft.mtb0minime wrote:
the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
i wish i could find a guy like mattybestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!
Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day
Me:
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?" Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben" and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
man with an abnormally large penis. Likes to have sex and get blowjobs. Girls adore his sexiness. Ben is the worlds sexiest name and he who has this name is bound to be sucessful and sexyyyy no matter what.
He is sexy like ben!
nothing is sexy as ben!
Sexiest man on earth. Has multiple orgasms with hot women daily. Sometimes is referred to as sex god.
1: Man did you see that guy? He is such a Ben. person 2: I heard he has a penis thats 15 inches long. Person1:yah he stil booda's bitch though.
Really tall, super amazing, the best sex on the planet, huge dick, super cute. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him. has the most amazing personality. loves plants. Really strong and can stay up for hours just screwing. Has the most amazing eyes and doesnt know how truly amazing he is.
"Did you see that guy?"
"Yea that's Ben I hear that he is really great in bed"
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A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!
G'night BF2s <3
hey Hey HEY!
Soundgarden of the day.
Hold right there CRIMINAL SCUM!
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Finlay
Scottish name meaning "the fair warrior".
Finlay was Macbeth's father.
2. finlay
your average brunette girl.
finlay:)
finlay teen brunette bubbly moody
3. Finlay
Outgoing girls, Not affraid to say what they think,
Mostly stunning, but not photo-genic !
Popular, sporty and phitt :]
"Yo finlay is my type of girl"
"That finlay girl is SEXY"
"I wouldnt mess with Finlay if i was you"
I can't seem to post anything over 50 characters or so.
So what you mean to say is you're a girl?
#3 is just me all overUltrafunkula wrote:
So what you mean to say is you're a girl?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fin
Naw man, that's really Finns they meanFinray wrote:
#3 is just me all overUltrafunkula wrote:
So what you mean to say is you're a girl?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fin
Lies
the finns are too covered in ice to be nice.
PS installed windows 7 in 11 minutes... that's gotta be some kinda record, right
the finns are too covered in ice to be nice.
PS installed windows 7 in 11 minutes... that's gotta be some kinda record, right
indeed. take your 'who gives a shit' award and wear it with pride.Finray wrote:
Lies
the finns are too covered in ice to be nice.
PS installed windows 7 in 11 minutes... that's gotta be some kinda record, right
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Ice? No ice with +3Co and rain outside boyo.
Bowling green behind my house is covered in frost.
Bowling green?? Wha?
woah
Want to try on airplane!
Just saw this on a Facebook campaign page.
Oo, oo! Tell 'em to come vaccuum my house and do the laundry.
i hope they know how to make a good ham cheese omelette
I may have stumbled upon the greatest name a woman can possibly have.
Pleasure Johnson
Pleasure Johnson
So Pussy Galore has now lost the title after all these years?Ultrafunkula wrote:
I may have stumbled upon the greatest name a woman can possibly have.
Pleasure Johnson
On an (un)related note, I met an Asian guy last June named Ben Hur. That's what his card said.
I need around tree fiddy.