Chemistry help [mass spectrums]

2010-11-29 05:57:15

#1

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

The odd occasion when a law student takes a chemistry module something is bound to go wrong. Bf2s, I need your help...

https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q47/_teddy_jimmy/Picture1-2-1.png

If anyone knows how to identify a compound using this mass spectrometry graph please pass on the info and I will reward with a cheeky bit of movember karma.

Please let me know if you're having trouble seeing the image at all.

2010-11-29 06:13:23

#2

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5749|London, England

Don't you have a text book? Each element/compound has it's own spectrograph.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-11-29 06:18:12

#3

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

Nah I don't, my chemistry knowledge is next to non-existent and I'm hesitant at the idea of spending £80 on the assigned course text book. Any link to a resource solving my problem would be real help

2010-11-29 06:25:50

#4

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5749|London, England

So go to your schools library and find an old copy of your text book.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-11-29 06:27:58

#5

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6391|...

you need a book in which the masses of different molecules etc are listed to begin with, else you can't really solve this.

why did you take the course?

inane little opines

2010-11-29 06:29:27

#6

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6391|...

also read this:

http://www.chemguide.co.uk/analysis/masspec/mplus.html

should help to understand the graph somewhat.

inane little opines

2010-11-29 06:29:39

#7

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

I'm in the middle of the woods on holiday at my house in France. Anyone else?

2010-11-29 06:30:48

#8

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5749|London, England

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I'm in the middle of the woods on holiday at my house in France. Anyone else?

No, you're proper fucked without the text.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-11-29 06:31:44

#9

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

dayarath wrote:
you need a book in which the masses of different molecules etc are listed to begin with, else you can't really solve this.

why did you take the course?

I needed a change from law and the course assessments are fairly simple. It's only this question that's fucked me.

2010-11-29 06:32:29

#10

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6391|...

if you can do without the chemistry module, drop it. You're not going to get anywhere without text.

inane little opines

2010-11-29 06:33:30

#11

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

shit.

2010-11-29 07:05:58

#12

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7063|UK

e=mc2

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2010-11-29 07:07:27

#13

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7063|UK

lol a lawyer who doesn't want to study law

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2010-11-29 07:10:40

#14

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

m3thod wrote:
lol a lawyer who doesn't want to study law

after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.

2010-11-29 07:13:24

#15

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5749|London, England

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
m3thod wrote:
lol a lawyer who doesn't want to study law
after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.

Yep. Practicing law is even more tedious than the academic side. Do you think you will just step into trial law? No, you're gonna be some firms bitch for years doing nothing but researching old cases.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-11-29 07:16:00

#16

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6391|Vortex Ring State

well I can do part 1, look up cobalt thiocyanate, it turns blue in the presence of cocaine.

then I google mass spectrometer graph of cocaine and BAM

exact same graph

https://www2.chemistry.msu.edu/faculty/reusch/VirtTxtJml/Spectrpy/Images/cocaine1.gif

SHIT'S COCAINE

http://www2.chemistry.msu.edu/faculty/r … sspec1.htm

linky to page

Last edited by Trotskygrad (2010-11-29 07:16:28)

2010-11-29 07:20:59

#17

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6862

JohnG@lt wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
m3thod wrote:
lol a lawyer who doesn't want to study law
after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.
Yep. Practicing law is even more tedious than the academic side. Do you think you will just step into trial law? No, you're gonna be some firms bitch for years doing nothing but researching old cases.

teddy what he's trying to say is that you need to join the military, come from a poor background, and then go into engineering

it's pretty much understood that the only way any graduate is ever going to have a good life is if they graduate in Life Studies from Galt University

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2010-11-29 07:22:12

#18

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6391|Vortex Ring State

I love how his prof probs took the EXACT same graph and just shopped out the cocaine image and text

2010-11-29 07:26:59

#19

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

JohnG@lt wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
m3thod wrote:
lol a lawyer who doesn't want to study law
after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.
Yep. Practicing law is even more tedious than the academic side. Do you think you will just step into trial law? No, you're gonna be some firms bitch for years doing nothing but researching old cases.

Difference is I'm getting paid a lot of money to be a firm's bitch with the prospects of a promotion to partner that will pay me even more money and allow me to treat someone as my bitch.

see what I did there.

And no, I don't think I will just step into trial law...I have no intention of becoming a trial lawyer. They are two different different things across the pond.

2010-11-29 07:27:39

#20

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

Uzique wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.
Yep. Practicing law is even more tedious than the academic side. Do you think you will just step into trial law? No, you're gonna be some firms bitch for years doing nothing but researching old cases.
teddy what he's trying to say is that you need to join the military, come from a poor background, and then go into engineering

it's pretty much understood that the only way any graduate is ever going to have a good life is if they graduate in Life Studies from Galt University

ahhh yeah I get it.

2010-11-29 07:29:53

#21

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6862

he'll take any opportunity to tell you what a stupid decision you've made...

and then in another thread he'll gladly share with you how he's going to make so much money and is so wise in his decisions

and the best thing is that all the advice is free! you silly lawyer! go be someone's bitch!

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2010-11-29 07:33:15

#22

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7041

...jee and there I was thinking about changing my career.

Cheers golt

2010-11-29 07:35:08

#23

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6862

it would be a natural crossover, really, to just go from law->forensic-chemistry->physics->engineering

consider changing your degree path asap

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2010-11-29 07:35:16

#24

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5749|London, England

Uzique wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

after three years you get a bit tired of reading countless articles on why there are 13 different definitions for the word employment. The profession is different from its academic side.
Yep. Practicing law is even more tedious than the academic side. Do you think you will just step into trial law? No, you're gonna be some firms bitch for years doing nothing but researching old cases.
teddy what he's trying to say is that you need to join the military, come from a poor background, and then go into engineering

it's pretty much understood that the only way any graduate is ever going to have a good life is if they graduate in Life Studies from Galt University

No, I was just trying to give him a dose of reality. Being a lawyer isn't anything like what you see on tv.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-11-29 07:36:32

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6862

galt i don't think anyone is delusional here about anything. he asked for a bit of fucking help with his degree homework, jesus

i musta missed the part where he said he's gonna go be mr. kardashian in hollywood after finishing the chemistry unit

perhaps the only person that needs a dose of objective reality is you; your self-assurance about everything is fucking hilarious

Last edited by Uzique (2010-11-29 07:36:46)

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