Working the arms with dumbbells then gonna have a wank.
Was it Ssuckerofdicksgon who wrongfully said it stings when I pee?
you should start the other way around.Sturgeon wrote:
Working the arms with dumbbells then gonna have a wank.
work up to the heavy lifting.
EE (hats
Funnily enough no lol, outta karmamtb0minime wrote:
Was it Ssuckerofdicksgon who wrongfully said it stings when I pee?
I amMorpheus wrote:
work up to the heavy lifting.
Anyone want to write my personal statement for me? I'm tired of going on about how awesome i am
No srs, im fucking stuck and ive lost last years.
No srs, im fucking stuck and ive lost last years.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
lol, camm and tstuckergustav wrote:
nobody look at my karma. Matty shared a very personal secret and I don't want everyone to know ok?
noice 
"Hi I'm presidentsheep if you don't accept me I'm gonna find you and your family, rape your family before your eyes, set their bodies on fire and then put out the ashes with my own urine, then anally rape you with a fishing rod before beheading you in front of a mirror.presidentsheep wrote:
Anyone want to write my personal statement for me? I'm tired of going on about how awesome i am
No srs, im fucking stuck and ive lost last years.
Thanks,
presidentsheep"
Good, strong opening statement. I'm using it.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Add 'slowly' to the beheading part and I think you're good to go.
"...before beheading slowly you in front of a mirror."
Doesn't make sense
Doesn't make sense
so they can see their own beheading, want me to demonstrate?/Sturgeon wrote:
"...before beheading slowly you in front of a mirror."
Doesn't make sense
Should you date older, younger, or same age women?
Younger:
-Thinks you're cool cos you have a car
-Thinks you're cool cos you're a true adult and have a job and shit
-Will play Xbox with you
Your age:
-Wishes you had a better car
-Wishes you had a better job
-Wishes you had a better body
-Will yell at you whenever you play Xbox
Older:
-Doesn't care about your car
-Doesn't care about your job
-Doesn't care about your body
-Will have so much sex with you, who cares about the Xbox?
Younger:
-Thinks you're cool cos you have a car
-Thinks you're cool cos you're a true adult and have a job and shit
-Will play Xbox with you
Your age:
-Wishes you had a better car
-Wishes you had a better job
-Wishes you had a better body
-Will yell at you whenever you play Xbox
Older:
-Doesn't care about your car
-Doesn't care about your job
-Doesn't care about your body
-Will have so much sex with you, who cares about the Xbox?
Surgeon is Welsh, English isn't his first language. Cut him some slack 
fuk up matty fatty beef patty
Workout done, protein shake being drunk, masturbation imminent.
LoL
LoL
Oli your wanking arm bicep must be huge
come on, at least those two should be reversed...Sturgeon wrote:
protein shake being drunk, masturbation imminent.
EE (hats
I thought you have to masturbate before you can have a protein shake to drink?
foiled by mere seconds
It's roughly the same size as my left, I alternate often though so lefty feel left out.
left out geddit?
left out geddit?
No I don't geddit, could you explain it in further detail?