give me moreUzique wrote:
Gooners wrote:
ordinary things
AussieReaper wrote:
I can change baby, please give me another chance!Poseidon wrote:
I could never date you anyways, you smell like shit.AussieReaper wrote:
The "most accepted" assasin you're thinking of certainly isn't the most accepted. Not even within the hour he was killed. On the spot interviews had people speaking of the grassy knoll.
I'm sorry Poseidon but I could never date you if you really are that stupid. Goodbye.
It was a pleassure serving with you.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2010/12/20/21/0301000000AEN20101220001700315F.HTML
Guys I just wanna say I love you all
And it was a pleasuring serving under you.
And it was a pleasure being serviced by you.
kinkyAussieReaper wrote:
It was a pleassure serving with you.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2010/12/20/21/0301000000AEN20101220001700315F.HTML
Guys I just wanna say I love you all
And it was a pleasuring serving under you.
And it was a pleasure being serviced by you.
Are there any sins you want to get off you chest, before the end?
i fucked your girlfriend once man
you could never get the hang of blow jobs. sorry. also I did the milkmanAussieReaper wrote:
Are there any sins you want to get off you chest, before the end?
you lied in the first two wordsHurricane2k9 wrote:
i fucked
yeah, i never meant to call you a cunt, you cunt
ah well, maybe i did after all
ah well, maybe i did after all
Well St. Peter just locked the gate on you assholes.
truePoseidon wrote:
you lied in the first two wordsHurricane2k9 wrote:
i fucked
i just shot my load on her face after a vigorous wank and didn't wipe it off
step out the crib lookin DAPPER DAPPER
now that printer paper's gonna stick to the garbage canHurricane2k9 wrote:
truePoseidon wrote:
you lied in the first two wordsHurricane2k9 wrote:
i fucked
i just shot my load on her face after a vigorous wank and didn't wipe it off
Here I was, bent over a Ms. PacMan game (with the sound of her death in my ears) with a stranger raping me while my husband was forced to watch. His thrusting changed in tempo and I suddenly realized just what danger I was in.
"Please," I sobbed, "please don't do it inside me. I don't use any birth control." If I were to get pregnant, there was no way that I could have an abortion...to commit murder...even if it was rape that caused it.
"I think that my cum inside you is going to be the least of your worries, baby." He said. He shoved his penis as deep inside me as he could and I could feel him ejaculating, his hot semen filling me.
He pulled out of me. "Stand up and turn around," he ordered.
I straightened up and turned. I could see the look of pain in Andy's eyes. To my surprise, his erection was still strong, jutting out from his pants.
"Please," I sobbed, "please don't do it inside me. I don't use any birth control." If I were to get pregnant, there was no way that I could have an abortion...to commit murder...even if it was rape that caused it.
"I think that my cum inside you is going to be the least of your worries, baby." He said. He shoved his penis as deep inside me as he could and I could feel him ejaculating, his hot semen filling me.
He pulled out of me. "Stand up and turn around," he ordered.
I straightened up and turned. I could see the look of pain in Andy's eyes. To my surprise, his erection was still strong, jutting out from his pants.
uhh
herpa dapper mohammah jihadGooners wrote:
step out the crib lookin DAPPER DAPPER
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGooners wrote:
uhh
stfu rthki
"Janet, " the rapist called me by name for the first time, "There are a few things worse than death. Unfortunately both you and your husband will suffer should you fail to complete this task. I think you are more than capable of this...don't you?"
"Yes."
"What was that?"
"I said, 'Yes.' I'll do it."
"Good. My associates and I will be watching."
They left, going down the hall toward the restroom. I stood there for a minute. I could feel the rapist's semen making my panties wet. I smoothed out my skirt and made my way out to the bar.
I looked around and surveyed the men. There were about ten of them. There were several groups, two groups of 3, 2 in another, and two individuals: one at a table, one at the bar. I headed for the bar.
"Yes."
"What was that?"
"I said, 'Yes.' I'll do it."
"Good. My associates and I will be watching."
They left, going down the hall toward the restroom. I stood there for a minute. I could feel the rapist's semen making my panties wet. I smoothed out my skirt and made my way out to the bar.
I looked around and surveyed the men. There were about ten of them. There were several groups, two groups of 3, 2 in another, and two individuals: one at a table, one at the bar. I headed for the bar.
gripping
I walk outside and grab the first person I see. I pull him into the bar but he swipes at me, trying to defend himself. All of a sudden I realize I've turned into the rapist as I have him down on the floor in the bar. I suck on his cock despite his roaring. A blast of semen hits the back of my throat.
It hits me. All of a sudden I realize - I've sucked off a grizzly bear. HE LUNGES FOR ME. I sidestep and smash him over the head with a bottle. The bear gets confused and breaks thru a door which contains my husband and his captors. The bear DECAPITATES one of them and eats the dick off the other. I untie Andy and we run away.
to this day, everytime I see a bear I thank him.
It hits me. All of a sudden I realize - I've sucked off a grizzly bear. HE LUNGES FOR ME. I sidestep and smash him over the head with a bottle. The bear gets confused and breaks thru a door which contains my husband and his captors. The bear DECAPITATES one of them and eats the dick off the other. I untie Andy and we run away.
to this day, everytime I see a bear I thank him.
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.