It's not hard to stretch yourself, I started practising just over 3 months ago and now I can almost fit half of my shaft in my mouth.jord wrote:
Who can afford blowjobs in these hard economic times
But you shaft is humongous, what should us averaged sized people do?Sturgeon wrote:
It's not hard to stretch yourself, I started practising just over 3 months ago and now I can almost fit half of my shaft in my mouth.jord wrote:
Who can afford blowjobs in these hard economic times
Buy a dogSisco wrote:
But you shaft is humongous, what should us averaged sized people do?Sturgeon wrote:
It's not hard to stretch yourself, I started practising just over 3 months ago and now I can almost fit half of my shaft in my mouth.jord wrote:
Who can afford blowjobs in these hard economic times
Tried it, but they start biting sooner or laterSturgeon wrote:
Buy a dogSisco wrote:
But you shaft is humongous, what should us averaged sized people do?Sturgeon wrote:
It's not hard to stretch yourself, I started practising just over 3 months ago and now I can almost fit half of my shaft in my mouth.
what the fuck have I stumbled into?
I Friggin Love The Nhs
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I have regular dreams about sucking myself
erm.....
I keep having weirdass dreams about school
Although last night's was rather good, Emma Watson was in it
Although last night's was rather good, Emma Watson was in it
BC2 go go go !
another couple of inches of snow fell last night, might take some picachoors.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Vote Quimby!
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Get a job.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Get a cat?Sisco wrote:
Tried it, but they start biting sooner or laterSturgeon wrote:
Buy a dogSisco wrote:
But you shaft is humongous, what should us averaged sized people do?
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Have the rough tongue work it's way up and down.presidentsheep wrote:
Get a cat?Sisco wrote:
Tried it, but they start biting sooner or laterSturgeon wrote:
Buy a dog
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If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
hmmmm...detective matty strikes again.
also, I am glad I left when I did...over sharing was had in this thread.
also...1 more day.
also, I am glad I left when I did...over sharing was had in this thread.
also...1 more day.
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I just found out the one uncle I don't like is on his way out. Should I feel bad that I'm pretty happy about the news?
nah...I would do a little dance if I found out my Dad's Mom was kicking the bucket...but alas, she hangs on still...Macbeth wrote:
I just found out the one uncle I don't like is on his way out. Should I feel bad that I'm pretty happy about the news?
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tuckergustav wrote:
nah...I would do a little dance if I found out my Dad's Mom was kicking the bucket...but alas, she hangs on still...Macbeth wrote:
I just found out the one uncle I don't like is on his way out. Should I feel bad that I'm pretty happy about the news?
Queue up "Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead"! I just wish I hated some woman enough so that I'd be able to play that song when she died.tuckergustav wrote:
nah...I would do a little dance if I found out my Dad's Mom was kicking the bucket...but alas, she hangs on still...Macbeth wrote:
I just found out the one uncle I don't like is on his way out. Should I feel bad that I'm pretty happy about the news?
Bitch customer came in wanting to switch a phone from one line to another, but failed to tell me that she wanted it switched to a completely differen't plan, even after I asked her specificly which number she wanted the phone to go. She got pissed and left saying "good luck with this job" I wanted to cunt punt her so bad.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.