1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:

Bacon, sausage, mushroom and tomotoe butty eta 10 minutes
Butty?  Thats Welsh that butt.

Thats going to get messy and will mostly fall out of the bread/toast.

Red Sauce required in mine wankyou
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

my headache won't go away. have had it for three days now
Got woken up by one at arf3 this morning, right hand side of my face, head and neck, I was in a right mess.

Good luck with yours.  Nothing worse than a shitty headache
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5969|College Park, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:

thats a porno?
no, i'm saying it's the dirty talk that makes it great
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6741|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6181|...

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
how long is this party going to be? isn't the wedding months away still?
...
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5445|Sydney
Bachelor party? Is that like a buck's or stag party?
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6266|The Mitten

Jaekus wrote:

Bachelor party? Is that like a buck's or stag party?
Yes
EE (hats
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6741|6 6 4 oh, I forget

tuckergustav wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
how long is this party going to be? isn't the wedding months away still?
Prolly 1 day. 4 weeks.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
If it is happening this weekend mate have a blinder.
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6181|...

Ultrafunkula wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
how long is this party going to be? isn't the wedding months away still?
Prolly 1 day. 4 weeks.
OMG!! It is so close.  How exciting!
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5625|London, England
My wedding isn't until 2012
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5625|London, England
but the fiance is already planning it out like it's next week. Girls are weird.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

get married in blackpool ultra lol
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6181|...

JohnG@lt wrote:

but the fiance is already planning it out like it's next week. Girls are weird.
It is new and exciting. It will probably come in waves.
...
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6490|Escea

JohnG@lt wrote:

My wedding isn't until 2012
Its the end of the world as we know it!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5445|Sydney

Ultrafunkula wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
how long is this party going to be? isn't the wedding months away still?
Prolly 1 day. 4 weeks.
If they ask you to wear a beard, I'd be suspicious...

http://www.stagsandhens.com/swedish-sta … -prank.php
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6741|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Toilet Sex wrote:

get married in blackpool ultra lol
Only if I can wear you as my left outdoor shoe
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Heres a nice lil heart warming story for you, all the way from America.  If the woman had cackled at my kid, Id probably slit her throat

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/wor … cle/27916/

Not that I can sing or anything but fuck me that must be one hard song to sing, it goes really high in places.
13rin
Member
+977|6746

tuckergustav wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

but the fiance is already planning it out like it's next week. Girls are weird.
It is new and exciting. It will probably come in waves.
meh'
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5969|College Park, MD

tuckergustav wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

but the fiance is already planning it out like it's next week. Girls are weird.
It is new and exciting. It will probably come in waves.
in other words, buy some noise-canceling headphones to drown out the wedding chatter for a year
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Jaekus - As not to derail any further from Zodiac Signs

Yeah thats true, fair point (basics).  Ive never understood periods and shit really.  One day soon I'll have to explain it to lil Molls but fingers crossed her Mum will.  Trouble is, her Mum never discouraged her Bruv n Sis into not having underage sex.  I had to re-convince Mollie that Santa does exists this very crimbo, her Mum was happy to accept being told 'no he dont'.  Kids are kids for a reason, long may it continue.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
One of my biggest fears of getting married is having to do a fricking speech and having to stand up for so long while the vicar does his bit.  I'll probably go all wobbly and that.  Haha at me saying I'll.  Bit optomistic aint it?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6741|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DBBrinson1 wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

but the fiance is already planning it out like it's next week. Girls are weird.
It is new and exciting. It will probably come in waves.
meh'
Kinda like her periods. Sometimes they come at the same time. Then you'll be fucked. With all the stress and the hurry, which is unnecessary at 10 months before the wedding, as your attorney I advice you to keep silent and answer only when questions are asked
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5625|London, England

1927 wrote:

One of my biggest fears of getting married is having to do a fricking speech and having to stand up for so long while the vicar does his bit.  I'll probably go all wobbly and that.  Haha at me saying I'll.  Bit optomistic aint it?
The groom doesn't normally make any sort of speech.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6894|UK
I try to avoid making friends, in case I have to do a best man's speech.

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