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Why would mods not know that?

11 Bravo wrote:

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do"

And if what he wants to do is stay in bed?

11 Bravo wrote:

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do"

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”

Very short, did read.

Oh sillybilly, you and your fantasies.

UnkleRukus wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

I love how the mods seemingly know went to google on-the-spot to find out how many energy drinks it is safe to consume

fix'd

went to google? I picked a random number out of thin air

Jenspm wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do"

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”

youre weird

11 Bravo wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do"

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”

youre weird

I wish my life was something like that.

hold me like a pillow

liquidat0r wrote:

Visually-impaired man run over by lawnmower (BLIND=MOWN!)

i lol'd

that's not funny my brother died that way

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

Visually-impaired man run over by lawnmower (BLIND=MOWN!)

i lol'd

that's not funny my brother died that way

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

my brother died that way

see, it is funny