haha thumb
my dick stretches from A to Z if you lay it out on a keyboard
j/k it stretches from A to '
j/k it stretches from A to '
Internet porn by humping the keyboard? Ur doin it wrongHurricane2k9 wrote:
my dick stretches from A to Z if you lay it out on a keyboard
j/k it stretches from A to '
more like a to colonHurricane2k9 wrote:
my dick stretches from A to Z if you lay it out on a keyboard
j/k it stretches from A to '
the one on your forehead?
heh, he has a mushroom tattoo . . .AussieReaper wrote:
the one on your forehead?
Got the splinters out
who do you know with a wooden dick?
Pinocchio
Copper splinters actually burnz
inb4metaldick (would be awesome)
inb4metaldick (would be awesome)
btw they'd be in my mouth if I knew someone with a wooden dick
wtfm8
wtfm8
you little sex pest you
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I aint watching that shit bennett go fuck a tree you dildo
It's a very funny goof and a spoof.
Cool
nah not watching, i fear i may hear a scottish accent
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How many Scots does it take to do something intelligent?
I'll tell you when it happens.
I'll tell you when it happens.
L0l!
Does anyone know how much it would cost to hire a mercenary from Blackwater or equivalent? Not that I need one or plan on hiring one, I've just always been curious as to what the hourly rate is.
half the people you live around are mercenaries......most of northern virginia and maryland have govt contractsHurricane2k9 wrote:
Does anyone know how much it would cost to hire a mercenary from Blackwater or equivalent? Not that I need one or plan on hiring one, I've just always been curious as to what the hourly rate is.