I knew a kid who was 18 that didn't hadn't hit puberty yet. He complained that whenever he masturbated he would cum but nothing came out.
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dude wtf
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I don't think so Tim.Uzique wrote:
works the other way around though when you go to the club and none of the chicks look at you because they think you haven't hit pubertyRoc18 wrote:
I love how I look so young for 21 that every time I go to buy alcohol from the store it turns into an "AMIGAWWD YOU DONT LOOK LIEK YOUR 21" thing from the cashier.
And I was being sarcastic. Although I like the fact that I haven't aged in years.
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I've been getting some derivative of that for as long as I can remember. 'OMG you look so young!!' I get carded for 'R' rated movies. And I'm nearing the point where all my youthful indescretions are catching up with my pristine baby face. I just hope I don't hit 40 and have the leather face like I've been sitting on a beach all day smoking methRoc18 wrote:
I love how I look so young for 21 that every time I go to buy alcohol from the store it turns into an "AMIGAWWD YOU DONT LOOK LIEK YOUR 21" thing from the cashier.
watMacbeth wrote:
I knew a kid who was 18 that didn't hadn't hit puberty yet. He complained that whenever he masturbated he would cum but nothing came out.
13/f/taiwan wrote:
watMacbeth wrote:
I knew a kid who was 18 that didn't hadn't hit puberty yet. He complained that whenever he masturbated he would cum but nothing came out.
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You have the shittiest taste in beerFinray wrote:
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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-Frederick Bastiat
peroni's really nice lager tbqh
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
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maybe it gets skunked like heineken in transit across the atlantic but the few times i've had it at italian restaurants i regretted it. italians: good wine, shit beerFatherTed wrote:
peroni's really nice lager tbqh
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-Frederick Bastiat
possibly, although i'm sure it's made over there too on license, same thing happens to guinnessJay wrote:
maybe it gets skunked like heineken in transit across the atlantic but the few times i've had it at italian restaurants i regretted it. italians: good wine, shit beerFatherTed wrote:
peroni's really nice lager tbqh
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
i'd take pilsner urquell over peroni any day though
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I like the guinness we get over here but I've never been to Ireland to compare it to its mother...FatherTed wrote:
possibly, although i'm sure it's made over there too on license, same thing happens to guinnessJay wrote:
maybe it gets skunked like heineken in transit across the atlantic but the few times i've had it at italian restaurants i regretted it. italians: good wine, shit beerFatherTed wrote:
peroni's really nice lager tbqh
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
its better in ireland. i don't like guiness. all euro beer is better in euroland. You don't get hangovers. I think it's because the additives (preservatives) in US beer. I did the proverbial tour to St James gate brewery when i was like 22.
I threatened my fiancee with a european brewery tour for our honeymoon. she was displeased.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
its better in ireland. i don't like guiness. all euro beer is better in euroland. You don't get hangovers. I think it's because the additives (preservatives) in US beer. I did the proverbial tour to St James gate brewery when i was like 22.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
we have castles in europe too and bitches love castles. cant go 10 miles without running into a fucking castle
so send her there while you do a grand tour of euro brewerys/distilleries
so send her there while you do a grand tour of euro brewerys/distilleries
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
where did you go in ireland just dublin?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
its better in ireland. i don't like guiness. all euro beer is better in euroland. You don't get hangovers. I think it's because the additives (preservatives) in US beer. I did the proverbial tour to St James gate brewery when i was like 22.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Yeah unfortunately.FatherTed wrote:
where did you go in ireland just dublin?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
its better in ireland. i don't like guiness. all euro beer is better in euroland. You don't get hangovers. I think it's because the additives (preservatives) in US beer. I did the proverbial tour to St James gate brewery when i was like 22.
): go again but further afield
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I got regularly carded in the US when I was 30.Chardee MacDennis wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
I love how I look so young for 21 that every time I go to buy alcohol from the store it turns into an "AMIGAWWD YOU DONT LOOK LIEK YOUR 21" thing from the cashier.
Peroni is rubbish on every continent.
Fuck Israel
Just had a Goose Island IPA, must say very surprised with the quality of the beer from Chicago. 9/10 will definitely drink again seeing as Tesco is now selling it.
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It's owned by InBev.Monkey Spanker wrote:
Just had a Goose Island IPA, must say very surprised with the quality of the beer from Chicago. 9/10 will definitely drink again seeing as Tesco is now selling it.
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-Frederick Bastiat
waste of moneyMonkey Spanker wrote:
Just had a Goose Island IPA, must say very surprised with the quality of the beer from Chicago. 9/10 will definitely drink again seeing as Tesco is now selling it.
should've bought lumber
for some reason i feel like natty light today. gonna make it a white trash weekend i think. a case of natty light and a thirty pack of beer 30.
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