Live the Sheen Dream

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-03-01 19:46:50

#56

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|7048|BC, Canada

Adams_BJ wrote:
I love sheen, he's living the life.

Lindsay Lohan is a whore, and a full on amateur compared to Sheen.

2011-03-01 19:55:27

#57

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5863|Ventura, California

Uzique wrote:
why is it that jesus could hang around with and bang a hooker during his mid-life crisis

but then as soon as charlie sheen does it

ohhh no he's just a dick

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-03-01 19:57:22

#58

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6857

So last year, me and my friends all got Mass Effect 2. And my one friend was like "The Illusive Man is totally one of the Sheen brothers" and I'm all like "cool" so then he goes on the imbd and find out that TIM was played by Martin Sheen. So my friend then tells me "Wow, they got Martin, he's the older one, and the better actor." So now that Carlos is in the news all the time, I start talking to people thinking that Marty is his bro. Then today I looked on the wikipedia and found out that Marty is Carlos's dad. So I'm like FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK! So I talk to my friend like "wtf man, you said that Marty was Carlos's bro, when he's really his fucking dad." And he was all like "lol, no i didnt, i just say he wuz oldr :trollface:"

Real World Fact^^

2011-03-01 19:57:29

#59

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-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
why is it that jesus could hang around with and bang a hooker during his mid-life crisis

but then as soon as charlie sheen does it

ohhh no he's just a dick

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.

you know in the breakfast club when marvin sheen talks to samantha in the police station?

2011-03-01 20:01:29

#60

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6857

Miggle wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
why is it that jesus could hang around with and bang a hooker during his mid-life crisis

but then as soon as charlie sheen does it

ohhh no he's just a dick

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.
you know in the breakfast club when marvin sheen talks to samantha in the police station?

More like in Planes, Trains & Automobiles when he crashes the Ferrari through the building.

2011-03-01 20:02:20

#61

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7131|FUCK UBISOFT

weird.

science.

2011-03-01 20:03:16

#62

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6859

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
why is it that jesus could hang around with and bang a hooker during his mid-life crisis

but then as soon as charlie sheen does it

ohhh no he's just a dick

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.

dude you know jesus bust his nutt inside magdalene's gut

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2011-03-01 20:03:32

#63

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6857

Miggle wrote:
weird.

science.

Charlie Sheen wasn't in that

2011-03-01 20:04:18

#64

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5863|Ventura, California

Uzique wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
why is it that jesus could hang around with and bang a hooker during his mid-life crisis

but then as soon as charlie sheen does it

ohhh no he's just a dick

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.
dude you know jesus bust his nutt inside magdalene's gut

lol @ Corrupt religion

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-03-01 20:05:36

#65

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7131|FUCK UBISOFT

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.
dude you know jesus bust his nutt inside magdalene's gut
lol @ Corrupt religion

come on shifty if you invented man don't you think youd want to tap that

2011-03-01 20:05:57

#66

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6857

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Uzique wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jesus didn't bang a hooker. Not to mention he's Jesus so hanging around her was probably to help her.

I never said Charlie Sheen was a dick for banging "Bitches" as you call them.
dude you know jesus bust his nutt inside magdalene's gut
lol @ Corrupt religion

That this point I can't tell who's trolling who.

2011-03-01 20:14:15

#67

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5863|Ventura, California

right, now b4 I google this guy out of pure boredom to learn more about him, to get back on topic, talk about sheen some more so I can be lazy and not open another tab

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-03-01 20:15:56

#68

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7131|FUCK UBISOFT

-Sh1fty- wrote:
right, now b4 I google this guy out of pure boredom to learn more about him, to get back on topic, talk about sheen some more so I can be lazy and not open another tab

in wall street he sexes up an ugly crack whore and then sends kirk douglas to prison

in platoon he kills some guy with a big scar on his face

in jurassic park he keeps talking about chaos theory and wont shut up

2011-03-01 20:16:25

#69

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6859

jesus_mary_sextape_ANAL.avi

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2011-03-01 20:16:49

#70

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5863|Ventura, California

no way - he played in platoon?

I pardon his sins.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-03-01 20:16:56

#71

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7131|FUCK UBISOFT

Uzique wrote:
jesus_mary_sextape_ANAL.avi

I have the 720p.

2011-03-01 20:17:35

#72

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-Sh1fty- wrote:
no way - he played in platoon?

I pardon his sins.

you know the guy on the cover praying? that's him.

2011-03-01 20:17:54

#73

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6859

-Sh1fty- wrote:
no way - he played in platoon?

I pardon his sins.

but they're mortal sins

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2011-03-01 20:20:03

#74

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5863|Ventura, California

no way - he played in platoon?

I pardon his sins.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-03-01 20:20:22

#75

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-Sh1fty- wrote:
no way - he played in platoon?

I pardon his sins.

but they're moral sins.

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