Dauntless
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better luck next time
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_j5689_
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ghettoperson wrote:

I thought it's basically impossible to fail an American drivers test?
Whoever told you that forgot to mention the archaic practice of having to know how to parallel park.  Nowadays you can just have someone else do it for you and there's cars that automatically do it too.

Not to mention they're implementing road tests now, to make you shit your pants in front of somebody you don't know while waiting for traffic to let you in.  Not that I even made it that far.

My mom already scheduled my next one for wednesday.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-03-09 11:38:07)

Spamtheban
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why didnt you learn everything you needed to know before you booked your test?
RTHKI
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dont have to know parallel parking in driving tests where im at

have this which is extremely easy http://www.ehow.com/how_4999143_pass-dr … -test.html
and road test
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Toilet Sex
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Spamtheban wrote:

why didnt you learn everything you needed to know before you booked your test?
rofl, i know

what did you expect?
Hurricane2k9
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_j5689_ wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

I thought it's basically impossible to fail an American drivers test?
Whoever told you that forgot to mention the archaic practice of having to know how to parallel park.  Nowadays you can just have someone else do it for you and there's cars that automatically do it too.

Not to mention they're implementing road tests now, to make you shit your pants in front of somebody you don't know while waiting for traffic to let you in.  Not that I even made it that far.

My mom already scheduled my next one for wednesday.
parallel parking isn't archaic lol... out in the 'burbs of this area yeah but in DC it's essential
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_j5689_
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Spamtheban wrote:

why didnt you learn everything you needed to know before you booked your test?
I practiced as much as I could with parallel parking, it's no good when you're so worried you literally can't think, which I already knew was going to happen.  I didn't know what the curb looked like or where it was until I was already in the space and then I had to back up to see a long cement block like you would find in a parking space and that counted as the "curb".  And then the only thing I could think to do was keep reversing and turning the wheel and going forward and turning the wheel the other way and just put in park to see if I was close, did that five times.  Couldn't do it in the allotted amount of time.

It's exactly what I expected, I couldn't think because I was too worried, just gotta keep failing it every week until I can pass because I won't care.

Toilet Sex wrote:

Spamtheban wrote:

why didnt you learn everything you needed to know before you booked your test?
rofl, i know

what did you expect?
Toilet, you're a fucking troll

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

I thought it's basically impossible to fail an American drivers test?
Whoever told you that forgot to mention the archaic practice of having to know how to parallel park.  Nowadays you can just have someone else do it for you and there's cars that automatically do it too.

Not to mention they're implementing road tests now, to make you shit your pants in front of somebody you don't know while waiting for traffic to let you in.  Not that I even made it that far.

My mom already scheduled my next one for wednesday.
parallel parking isn't archaic lol... out in the 'burbs of this area yeah but in DC it's essential
Yeah, but I'd just have someone else do it, not like my Crown Vic fits anywhere anyway.  I have to keep retaking the test in my grandma's 04 Corolla.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-03-09 12:11:40)

Ilocano
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Parallel parking is the norm here in SoCal suburbia.  Curious why you didn't practice all the components though.  You should even be able to practice it at the DMV when they are closed.
Hurricane2k9
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what about when you're driving alone?
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u can do it!
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
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Ilocano wrote:

Parallel parking is the norm here in SoCal suburbia.  Curious why you didn't practice all the components though.  You should even be able to practice it at the DMV when they are closed.
I DID practice parallel parking, I was too nervous to function on the test anyway.

And nope, they close the gate when the DMV is closed.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

what about when you're driving alone?
Then I'll just find one of those garages where you pay them to park it.  Or I'll just take the train from New Carrolton into DC or something to avoid that.  Or I'll bullshit my way into a space, it's not impossible if you have no time limit or set amount of times/pressure you can hit the curb with.

Not like any of it matters anyway if I can't pass the fucking test.
Toilet Sex
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_j5689_ wrote:

Toilet, you're a fucking troll
or you're quite clearly a retard

keep failing dumbass
_j5689_
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Toilet Sex wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Toilet, you're a fucking troll
or you're quite clearly a retard

keep failing dumbass
Fuck off trollet
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6091|College Park, MD
christ dude, you could also just practice parallel parking till you're good at it and then you won't have to worry about it
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Spamtheban
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lol
Toilet Sex
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_j5689_ wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Toilet, you're a fucking troll
or you're quite clearly a retard

keep failing dumbass
Fuck off trollet
spend less time in the girls problem AIDS thread and more time learning
Dauntless
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calm down guys

it's just a bit of parking
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_j5689_
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

christ dude, you could also just practice parallel parking till you're good at it and then you won't have to worry about it
I was doing fine at it with the practice cones but the distance isn't the same.  They actually give you more space on the test than we were practicing with.  Doesn't help though if I can't think about what I'm doing cuz I'm too nervous, that's what fucks me up for a lot of things in life.  There's too much vested in this test.

I just gotta get over the pressure, the only way to do that is to keep doing the test as many times as necessary.  They even show you how to do what you failed on when you fail it so I have a better idea of what to do.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-03-09 12:28:42)

all you can do is practice tho.. so head up to the dmv tonight when it's closed.. i bet there are some cones you can use there

Last edited by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm (2011-03-09 12:27:31)

Dauntless
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if you can do it in a small space, the only difference in the test is you just need to reverse backwards in a straight line

can you take the test every week? over here you have to wait 2 weeks between each test, and in london the waiting times are a few months long anyway..
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_j5689_
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Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

all you can do is practice tho.. so head up to the dmv tonight when it's closed.. i bet there are some cones you can use there
I would but they close the gates to the testing area when they close the DMV.  I have no idea why but it's fucking dumb

Dauntless wrote:

if you can do it in a small space, the only difference in the test is you just need to reverse backwards in a straight line

can you take the test every week? over here you have to wait 2 weeks between each test, and in london the waiting times are a few months long anyway..
Well, on your first try, you can take it the day after but every day but Wednesday they're usually booked almost full and the free times don't fit into my schedule anyway because I have school every day except Wednesday.  So yeah every Wednesday I can take it until I pass.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2011-03-09 12:34:38)

ok can use https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Ov0%2BatKlL._AA300_.jpg instead.
Ilocano
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It just takes practices.  Just find a spot similar to the DMV parallel parking test. 

To this day, my wife still can't parallel park in tight spots.
_j5689_
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Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

ok can use https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Ov0%2BatKlL._AA300_.jpg instead.
What do you mean?
Dauntless
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use plastic cups as cones is my bet
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