eleven bravo
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thank G*od
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eleven bravo
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arent you 12?
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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You're confusing my mental age over my physical age.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
eleven bravo
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youre 17?
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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eleven bravo wrote:

youre 17?
going to be 18 in May
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eleven bravo
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why arent you in the military yet being a real life war man?
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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'Cause I am not 18 yet. Can't apply at 16 or 17 when my parents won't sign a permission slit to allow me to join the Army.

Last edited by War Man (2011-04-07 18:48:25)

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eleven bravo
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excuses are like assholes
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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eleven bravo wrote:

excuses are like assholes
Ain't excuse, it's fact. I am going to see about how the hell I can join the Army once I am 18. I unfortunately may have to run away from the house and find a recruitment center as my parents aren't going to drive me and I don't have a car or anything, don't even have a license.

Edit: Unless there is a way you can apply to the Army on the internet without going to a recruitment center.

Last edited by War Man (2011-04-07 18:52:51)

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eleven bravo
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you do know may is next month right?
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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Yes, I know. But I am not 18 yet now am I? I will start doing research as soon as I am 18 and asking around. Right now I am going to sit back and relax while waiting.

Last edited by War Man (2011-04-07 18:57:37)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
eleven bravo
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so youre not gonna be a real life warman.  good to know.
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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I will be a real life War Man, quit trolling me. Just gonna wait until I'm 18 to start cracking down on where to go and such. I have to do this behind my parents' backs and I don't want them to notice what I have bookmarked on the internet so I am gonna wait.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
eleven bravo
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for all intents and purposes you are already 18.  quit having a vagina by thinking of more excuses as to how you cant and fucking do it already.  I bet 50 bucks you aint gonna enlist
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13urnzz
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eleven bravo wrote:

for all intents and purposes you are already 18.  quit having a vagina by thinking of more excuses as to how you cant and fucking do it already.  I bet 50 bucks you aint gonna enlist
quoted for future use
unnamednewbie13
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War Man wrote:

[...]I don't want them to notice what I have bookmarked on the internet[...]
Because that made me chortle, does it mean I have a dirty mind?


e: On a more serious note:

War Man wrote:

Yes, I know. But I am not 18 yet now am I? I will start doing research as soon as I am 18 and asking around. Right now I am going to sit back and relax while waiting.
You definitely want to start doing research now. Familiarize yourself with the history of your chosen branch, as well as basic rules, procedures and the upper-up chain of command. And if you're out of shape at all, get into shape now. Boot camp shouldn't be used as a fat camp, nor should you burden yourself with having to learn stuff there that you could have memorized before you arrived. Take a good look at job offers and prerequisites, and whether or not you'd be satisfied as enlisted or prefer to be an officer. If it turns out you don't qualify for the job you want, you could get qualified with a stint in college hammering out the courses you need.

There's no use hiding a decision like that from your parents. They're going to find out sooner or later, and be hurt all the worse if you keep it from them.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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eleven bravo wrote:

for all intents and purposes you are already 18.  quit having a vagina by thinking of more excuses as to how you cant and fucking do it already.  I bet 50 bucks you aint gonna enlist
Man, don't do that to the kid. You can't possibly hate him that much
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7075|Purplicious Wisconsin
I will enlist, just gonna wait for a few months.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Poseidon
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War Man is like a walking sitcom, if it were to only take place in one household for the entire length of the series.
DesertFox-
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Why would you want to enlist anyway? Chances are you'll end up washing stains off a monument instead of some sort of Band of Brothers shit. My friend was gonna enlist after high school, but he's waited and in the meantime became a paramedic (you know, something useful).
eleven bravo
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I have to disagree with that right there.  most people have the oppurtunity to go grunt they just think they are smarter for that or are too scared.  two mos's in the army that are never full, infantryman and truck driver.
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Cybargs
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eleven bravo wrote:

I have to disagree with that right there.  most people have the oppurtunity to go grunt they just think they are smarter for that or are too scared.  two mos's in the army that are never full, infantryman and truck driver.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. here in aus inf is full lol except for 11 Alpha. 11 bravos are all full.
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Adams_BJ
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burnzz wrote:

Colorado police pepper-spray misbehaving boy, 8

When asked about the pepper spray and what he did, Aidan said: "I kind of deserved it."
after reading the article, i've become pro death penalty for minors.

article wrote:

It wasn't the first time officers had been called to pacify Aidan, Davis said. They'd been able to talk him down in two other incidents.

Mandy Elliott said she wished authorities had chosen to talk him down in the latest incident.
What, so he could do it a fourth time? Kid didn't learn shit the first 2 times. Hope he has now.
unnamednewbie13
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Wait, the mom told him at the scene that he probably deserved it, and then said that the police should have tried to talk him down instead? Even the kid said he deserved it. Tranqs are difficult to gauge, and it's dangerous to physically suppress someone. The mace was the right choice. I'd pick that over getting tazed any day.
Sturgeon
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My dad could beat up your dad
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