my gf just announced to me that she's got me a surprise 'congratulations!' / 'get well soon' present
to which i replied
"it better be a photo album full of sepia shots of your nipples taken using a fish-eye lens so they look like small alien worlds"
i'm so gettin laid
to which i replied
"it better be a photo album full of sepia shots of your nipples taken using a fish-eye lens so they look like small alien worlds"
i'm so gettin laid
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
That's what does it for her huh? lol
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she likes a gent with a fine sense of humour
and a hook-shaped penis
and a hook-shaped penis
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
lol.
Sounds like a keeper.
Sounds like a keeper.
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well, yeah, she ain't getting away anywhere when i've got a hook-shaped cock, is she?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Well I just pictured a treble hook-shaped penis. That'll haunt my dreams for a while.
Finray wtf do you want you bender
olly text sam and tell him to get on xfire
i think olly's just gone for a poo
♥
Done
Samthenoob wrote:
Im in bed lol. Work in morn
Statistics fucking sucks
what a pussySturgeon wrote:
Samthenoob wrote:
Im in bed lol. Work in morn
thx anyway
"What a pussy thx anyway" Sent, awaiting reply
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7120
Now send him a sext
Superior Mind wrote:
Now send him a sext
ig wants sam inside him
I mms'd him this
I got out of doing it this semester since I already did it once in the USA.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Statistics fucking sucks
olly
scurred me for a sec with that last name
what up homies?